maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted May 2, 2021 4 hours ago, Toast said: He looks really well. I'm inclined to agree with his opinion of Ulysses: "This is rubbish, it means bugger all, it just sounds good." He can't breathe that deeply, they might well have filmed him at his very best that day and you can't see the state of his internal organs. Still think the announcement of his sudden death would surprise nobody! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,702 Posted May 11, 2021 Sounds worse than in the last video, says he has "all sorts of ailments at the moment" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted May 11, 2021 1 hour ago, arghton said: Sounds worse than in the last video, says he has "all sorts of ailments at the moment" "Kids"?! Wtf is he kidding - how many people that young aspire to be Shane, let alone listen to his albums? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arsewipe 202 Posted May 12, 2021 Whilst physically not looking quite at deaths door yet (apart from the corpse coloured skin) hes obviously on the road to fuckedsville mentally. Can't see him making the three score plus ten. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charles De Gaulle 484 Posted May 12, 2021 46 minutes ago, Arsewipe said: Whilst physically not looking quite at deaths door yet (apart from the corpse coloured skin) hes obviously on the road to fuckedsville mentally. Can't see him making the three score plus ten. Oh my fucking god just say 70 years old like a normal human being. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arsewipe 202 Posted May 13, 2021 20 hours ago, Charles De Gaulle said: Oh my fucking god just say 70 years old like a normal human being. Fuck off you cheese eating surender monkey. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,087 Posted May 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Arsewipe said: Fuck off you cheese eating surender monkey. Now now girlies. LXX is fine. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,702 Posted May 13, 2021 I'll be suprised if he makes it to 65. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,087 Posted May 13, 2021 13 minutes ago, arghton said: I'll be suprised if he makes it to 65. LXV Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arsewipe 202 Posted May 13, 2021 2 hours ago, arghton said: I'll be suprised if he makes it to 65. You mean three score and a deep sea diver? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,702 Posted July 20, 2021 Is this a new picture? Hopefully (for us) not Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted July 22, 2021 On 20/07/2021 at 19:10, arghton said: Is this a new picture? Hopefully (for us) not No way is that a new picture Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,702 Posted September 26, 2021 Weekend at Bernie's? On 30/09/2003 at 01:23, Guest JamesG said: Shane has been abusing his body for years and it's high time he shuffled off this mortal coil. 18 years since this thread was made on Thursday 30th. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrSpud42 30 Posted October 2, 2021 A Furious Devotion, the authorised biography of Shane MacGowan is due out. So he might go to the great gig in the sky soon. Though his longevity seems to be beyond measure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arsewipe 202 Posted October 3, 2021 The Irish in general seem to defy logic when it comes to lifestyle and longevity. I have an Irish step-mother and her brother in law is about to hit 80 despite being a heavy drinker and smoker for 65 years. He even tried to light one up in the ambulance that was taking him to hospital after a suspected stroke a few years ago. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,702 Posted October 24, 2021 New video. Sounds worse than six months ago in my opinion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted October 24, 2021 1 hour ago, arghton said: New video. Sounds worse than six months ago in my opinion It’s a pretty low bar in fairness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted October 24, 2021 1 hour ago, arghton said: New video. Sounds worse than six months ago in my opinion Fuck sake - is he bookable for Halloween? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,702 Posted December 16, 2021 Christmas message: (And here's the same on Instagram if that doesn't work) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted December 16, 2021 An old man said to me, won't see another one. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,045 Posted December 16, 2021 48 minutes ago, arghton said: Christmas message: (And here's the same on Instagram if that doesn't work) Looks like absolute shit. That’s insane he’s not even 65 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,966 Posted December 16, 2021 As far as I know, he's never been diagnosed with a terminal illness. And in that category, he might just be the sickest person I've ever seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 19, 2021 I hope this cunt isn’t on 2022, cuz there isn’t a medical reason to put anyone under 70 on the list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted December 22, 2021 On 19/12/2021 at 04:02, Sir Cunto said: I hope this cunt isn’t on 2022, cuz there isn’t a medical reason to put anyone under 70 on the list. Aye, well...he's shipped as much self-inflicted damage as a couple of people I mentioned on this thread a few weeks back - George Best and Oliver Reed - both of whom went well before 70 years old, in fact neither of them got to be as old as Shane is now. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted December 28, 2021 On 22/12/2021 at 13:44, maryportfuncity said: Aye, well...he's shipped as much self-inflicted damage as a couple of people I mentioned on this thread a few weeks back - George Best and Oliver Reed - both of whom went well before 70 years old, in fact neither of them got to be as old as Shane is now. They differed from him in that they drank copiously through insecurity and loneliness. He drinks and smokes cause he enjoys it, it’s his way of enjoying life. He doesn’t care that he looks like shit or that he won’t live to a ripe old age Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
