Toast 16,143 Posted July 28, 2011 Q: What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson? A: Clarkson still does top gear. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted July 29, 2011 I've just popped down with my floral tribute to Amy Winehouse, last years Xmas tree. It's the perfect tribute, 5 & a half feet, dead & surrounded by needles. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Der Stadt 6 Posted July 29, 2011 I've just popped down with my floral tribute to Amy Winehouse, last years Xmas tree. It's the perfect tribute, 5 & a half feet, dead & surrounded by needles. most of the syringes and bottles of methodone and other drink n drug gear came rolling out the front door when they kicked it in also some vampiers hanging around flew heading for petes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Der Stadt 6 Posted July 29, 2011 apparantely fans are leaving vodka bottles in her garden as a tribute..its really choked me up.. Methadone. the junky mass rise early down their meth and then run for a quick cup of tea to get a sugar rush .and then cosy up talk a load of ,well they all have a unique voice of the needy .went to see one of their own and bet on WHOs next ,the tea and the sugar dose fuck all its all in their minds,and the meth dose not soak into their bones or their would not be much of lovely Amy left to burn . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted August 1, 2011 Scored 12 clicks of prime scag the night before she pegged out, allegedly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,143 Posted August 1, 2011 Azzopardi's solicitor Tim Bittlestone did, however, confirm that his client had spoken to police and told the Mirror: "Myself and Azzopardi attended Kentish Town police station. Myself deplores this particular example of bad grammar, which myself encounters very frequently nowadays. Myself would expect better from a solicitor, who, myself presumes, should have had a reasonably good education. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted August 26, 2011 Not exactly fresh news I know, but for thread completeness sake she was drug-free when she kicked it. So they say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted October 26, 2011 Seems she drank herself to death according to the coroner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 26, 2011 Seems she drank herself to death according to the coroner. That's an unnatural death so bonus points all round! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted October 26, 2011 Seems she drank herself to death according to the coroner. That's an unnatural death so bonus points all round! I think it's probably the most natural way I would have expected Winehouse to die actually! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest spirit of the lord Posted October 26, 2011 May God bless her soul Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WEP Posted October 27, 2011 Seems she drank herself to death according to the coroner. So no unnatural death bonus, I think. Sounds normal for her.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 27, 2011 Seems she drank herself to death according to the coroner. So no unnatural death bonus, I think. Sounds normal for her.... Natural for her but unnatural by normal human standards. I would still award points for motor racing drivers if they died in a racing accident... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted November 4, 2011 Amy Winehouse will die soon says mother I want Amy Winehouses mum to tell me tom nights lotto numbers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted November 4, 2011 Seems she drank herself to death according to the coroner. So no unnatural death bonus, I think. Sounds normal for her.... Natural for her but unnatural by normal human standards. I would still award points for motor racing drivers if they died in a racing accident... Whats happens when Clive Dunn dies? The act of death itself is unnatural to him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted November 5, 2011 Seems she drank herself to death according to the coroner. So no unnatural death bonus, I think. Sounds normal for her.... Natural for her but unnatural by normal human standards. I would still award points for motor racing drivers if they died in a racing accident... Whats happens when Clive Dunn dies? The act of death itself is unnatural to him. Clive Dunn is indestructible. He will NEVER die !!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted June 30, 2012 In retrospect I can't believe that I didn't have her on my list when she reached the "magic" age of 27. Major oversight. How long until Adele reaches 27 - perhaps she'll eat herself to death and take that turgid faux-soul with her. Now preggers, http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/2012/06/30/british-star-adele-over-the-moon-as-she-reveals-she-is-pregnant-86908-23902618/ , a heifer that size won't have an easy childbirth imo....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted June 30, 2012 In retrospect I can't believe that I didn't have her on my list when she reached the "magic" age of 27. Major oversight. How long until Adele reaches 27 - perhaps she'll eat herself to death and take that turgid faux-soul with her. Now preggers, http://www.dailyreco...86908-23902618/ , a heifer that size won't have an easy childbirth imo....... Be like running a marathon for her . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted June 30, 2012 In retrospect I can't believe that I didn't have her on my list when she reached the "magic" age of 27. Major oversight. How long until Adele reaches 27 - perhaps she'll eat herself to death and take that turgid faux-soul with her. Now preggers, http://www.dailyreco...86908-23902618/ , a heifer that size won't have an easy childbirth imo....... Be like running a marathon for her . In retrospect I can't believe that I didn't have her on my list when she reached the "magic" age of 27. Major oversight. How long until Adele reaches 27 - perhaps she'll eat herself to death and take that turgid faux-soul with her. Now preggers, http://www.dailyreco...86908-23902618/ , a heifer that size won't have an easy childbirth imo....... Be like running a marathon for her . I'd have assumed that when Adele announced she was pregnant, that it'll be when she's crowning on the toilet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted June 30, 2012 In retrospect I can't believe that I didn't have her on my list when she reached the "magic" age of 27. Major oversight. How long until Adele reaches 27 - perhaps she'll eat herself to death and take that turgid faux-soul with her. Now preggers, http://www.dailyreco...86908-23902618/ , a heifer that size won't have an easy childbirth imo....... Be like running a marathon for her . In retrospect I can't believe that I didn't have her on my list when she reached the "magic" age of 27. Major oversight. How long until Adele reaches 27 - perhaps she'll eat herself to death and take that turgid faux-soul with her. Now preggers, http://www.dailyreco...86908-23902618/ , a heifer that size won't have an easy childbirth imo....... Be like running a marathon for her . I'd have assumed that when Adele announced she was pregnant, that it'll be when she's crowning on the toilet. Thanks for that lovely image you have put in my mind , I was just about to eat a toffee crisp bar as well . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 1, 2012 In retrospect I can't believe that I didn't have her on my list when she reached the "magic" age of 27. Major oversight. How long until Adele reaches 27 - perhaps she'll eat herself to death and take that turgid faux-soul with her. Now preggers, http://www.dailyreco...86908-23902618/ , a heifer that size won't have an easy childbirth imo....... On the contrary, I am a massive fat bitch too, and my second baby flew out within four hours once I'd been given my fanny-stimulating pessary - she's probably got a minge like a fat farmer's welly-top, so she'll have no problems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 1, 2012 On the contrary, I am a massive fat bitch too, and my second baby flew out within four hours once I'd been given my fanny-stimulating pessary - she's probably got a minge like a fat farmer's welly-top, so she'll have no problems. Ah well, don't suppose it matters too much as I don't have her in any Pool, its just that I am a music lover...................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted August 9, 2012 We might want to rejig this thread and follow the inevitable demise of Blake Fielder-Civil (currently on life support after a "cocktail of drink and drugs" left him choking on his own vomit). Brain damage a distinct possibility; though how any one will tell the difference is questionable. Massive internal organ failure already diagnosed. The man just loves to party! Can I suggest a new title for the thread: Amy and Blake: Smoke, Sniff. Swill...and Croak? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted August 9, 2012 Amy and Blake. The Happy Shopper Sid and Nancy of the Naughties. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted March 17, 2013 Amy Winehouse died while watching YouTube videos of herself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
