Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 8, 2009 On Tuesday I went into a shop and tried to buy about £1.50 worth of items with a £5 note.The woman didn't serve me because she had no change. Nightmare. The man behind me then tried to buy a mars bar or something and asked, "Have you got change from a pound"? Should I have been as cheeky as that man, or was I right just to accept she had no change? (Is this the sort of hot topic you were after, Godot?) You mean to say that you, a poor and destitute student, had a £5 note on you?! How dare you spend the fruits of my labour! I want it back NOW, you little f'ucker!!! The question that's on all of our lips is what precisely were you trying to buy? Anybody care to guess Windy's £1.50 non-purchase? I'll go for a long shot, a copy of Asian babes. Two Curly Wurly's, a can of Coke and a packet of pickled onion Space Raiders. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,215 Posted October 8, 2009 On Tuesday I went into a shop and tried to buy about £1.50 worth of items with a £5 note.The woman didn't serve me because she had no change. Nightmare. The man behind me then tried to buy a mars bar or something and asked, "Have you got change from a pound"? Should I have been as cheeky as that man, or was I right just to accept she had no change? (Is this the sort of hot topic you were after, Godot?) You mean to say that you, a poor and destitute student, had a £5 note on you?! How dare you spend the fruits of my labour! I want it back NOW, you little f'ucker!!! The question that's on all of our lips is what precisely were you trying to buy? Anybody care to guess Windy's £1.50 non-purchase? I'll go for a long shot, a copy of Asian babes. Im going for "Mein Kampf, Och Aye The Noo" by Alex Salmond Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,230 Posted October 8, 2009 On Tuesday I went into a shop and tried to buy about £1.50 worth of items with a £5 note.The woman didn't serve me because she had no change. Nightmare. The man behind me then tried to buy a mars bar or something and asked, "Have you got change from a pound"? Should I have been as cheeky as that man, or was I right just to accept she had no change? (Is this the sort of hot topic you were after, Godot?) You mean to say that you, a poor and destitute student, had a £5 note on you?! How dare you spend the fruits of my labour! I want it back NOW, you little f'ucker!!! I paid my own fees this year. You are no longer sponsoring this native Scot. And the purchase - a bottle of juice and a chocolate sweetie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,215 Posted October 8, 2009 On Tuesday I went into a shop and tried to buy about £1.50 worth of items with a £5 note.The woman didn't serve me because she had no change. Nightmare. The man behind me then tried to buy a mars bar or something and asked, "Have you got change from a pound"? Should I have been as cheeky as that man, or was I right just to accept she had no change? (Is this the sort of hot topic you were after, Godot?) You mean to say that you, a poor and destitute student, had a £5 note on you?! How dare you spend the fruits of my labour! I want it back NOW, you little f'ucker!!! I paid my own fees this year. You are no longer sponsoring this native Scot. And the purchase - a bottle of juice and a chocolate sweetie. This means I shall have to find something else to get indignant about. You have let me down Winny!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,230 Posted October 8, 2009 On Tuesday I went into a shop and tried to buy about £1.50 worth of items with a £5 note.The woman didn't serve me because she had no change. Nightmare. The man behind me then tried to buy a mars bar or something and asked, "Have you got change from a pound"? Should I have been as cheeky as that man, or was I right just to accept she had no change? (Is this the sort of hot topic you were after, Godot?) You mean to say that you, a poor and destitute student, had a £5 note on you?! How dare you spend the fruits of my labour! I want it back NOW, you little f'ucker!!! I paid my own fees this year. You are no longer sponsoring this native Scot. And the purchase - a bottle of juice and a chocolate sweetie. This means I shall have to find something else to get indignant about. You have let me down Winny!! You've always got the Labour Government that England didn't vote for? I do, however, fear that the tables will have turned on that one in 2010. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted October 8, 2009 On Tuesday I went into a shop and tried to buy about £1.50 worth of items with a £5 note.The woman didn't serve me because she had no change. Nightmare. The man behind me then tried to buy a mars bar or something and asked, "Have you got change from a pound"? Should I have been as cheeky as that man, or was I right just to accept she had no change? (Is this the sort of hot topic you were after, Godot?) You mean to say that you, a poor and destitute student, had a £5 note on you?! How dare you spend the fruits of my labour! I want it back NOW, you little f'ucker!!! I paid my own fees this year. You are no longer sponsoring this native Scot. And the purchase - a bottle of juice and a chocolate sweetie. This means I shall have to find something else to get indignant about. You have let me down Winny!! You've always got the Labour Government that England didn't vote for? I do, however, fear that the tables will have turned on that one in 2010. That's okay as by then we will probably have a weasily smarmy twat that we will have unfortunately elected to run the mad house along with his bunch of toffs. Have I ever mentioned that I think most politicians are a crock of sh*t? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,348 Posted October 11, 2009 I am thinking of placing a personal photo, but the photo I want to use is to big. How can I change the size of the photo on a five year old Windows XP computer without photoshop? By doing it online? http://www.online-image-editor.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 11, 2009 I'm a bit scared. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 11, 2009 I'm a bit scared. I really don't care Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,399 Posted October 11, 2009 From Vaagheid's .sig:De eenzame zwarte boot vaart in het holst van de nachtdoor een duisternis, woest en groot, de dood, de dood tegemoet. Which translates roughly to: The lonesome black boat floats in the dead of night through a darkness, wild and big, towards death, death Interestingly, Marsman died in 1940 when the ship in which he fled to England was torpedoed by the Gerries. What a strange coincidence. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,230 Posted October 11, 2009 I've just realised that I have no real life friends left. What should I do about this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,215 Posted October 11, 2009 I've just realised that I have no real life friends left. What should I do about this? Thank f'uck for that! I thought it was just me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted October 11, 2009 I've just realised that I have no real life friends left. What should I do about this? Get yourself down to DL-CON III Windsor. It seems that you don't really have any job commitments, no friends to stop you, and I'm sure your family would be glad to off-load you for a day or so. Lardy could put you up for the night (fnarr, fnarr) so there's no reason not to. If you're short of cash, you could get LFN to spot you a few quid in lieu of a student loan. Problem solved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,230 Posted October 12, 2009 I've just realised that I have no real life friends left. What should I do about this? Get yourself down to DL-CON III Windsor. It seems that you don't really have any job commitments, no friends to stop you, and I'm sure your family would be glad to off-load you for a day or so. Lardy could put you up for the night (fnarr, fnarr) so there's no reason not to. If you're short of cash, you could get LFN to spot you a few quid in lieu of a student loan. Problem solved. Interesting solution. Unfortunately I still will not be attending the conference. Getting a hiding doesn't sound like too much fun to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 13, 2009 I've just realised that I have no real life friends left. What should I do about this? Get yourself down to DL-CON III Windsor. It seems that you don't really have any job commitments, no friends to stop you, and I'm sure your family would be glad to off-load you for a day or so. Lardy could put you up for the night (fnarr, fnarr) so there's no reason not to. If you're short of cash, you could get LFN to spot you a few quid in lieu of a student loan. Problem solved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted February 22, 2010 How do you keep occupied at such a miserable time of year? Watch the Godfather while you sit back and chug vodka? I don't know, I'm at loss for ideas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,230 Posted February 22, 2010 How do you keep occupied at such a miserable time of year? Watch the Godfather while you sit back and chug vodka? I don't know, I'm at loss for ideas. You could always find yourself something else to chug on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 892 Posted February 23, 2010 How do you keep occupied at such a miserable time of year? Watch the Godfather while you sit back and chug vodka? I don't know, I'm at loss for ideas. Coyote hunt? Scout for turkeys? Get ready for trout season? Get a good chess game going? Take a dip in the Atlantic? Read a book? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted February 23, 2010 How do you keep occupied at such a miserable time of year? Watch the Godfather while you sit back and chug vodka? I don't know, I'm at loss for ideas. Get married. You'll never fall into the trap of being caught looking like you're not busy. That's what sheds are for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,548 Posted February 23, 2010 How do you keep occupied at such a miserable time of year? Watch the Godfather while you sit back and chug vodka? I don't know, I'm at loss for ideas. I could do with a hand assembling some flat-pack furniture, if you're that stuck for something to do! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vaagy Posted February 27, 2010 how come I see my name in the live chat while I am logged out Vaagheid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
