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He's a Ghost now.

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Hello, my friend; You’re on my mind,

Because you're somehow ailing,

But your response to any challenge

Has always been unfailing.

 

So I’m confident you’ll win again;

Hang in there, and you’ll see;

You’ll be back on top in no time,

Tackling life courageously.

 

I know this will go down like a lump of lead

But Patrick Swayze will soon be dead

 

 

 

Despite the fact that his films are sh*t

I think he will be DLs first hit

 

Shall poor Yvonne cry "sh*t" and "f*ck it"

Now Patrick Swayze's kicked the bucket?

I do not imagine that she'll be ecstatic,

That Patrick's expired of disease pancreatic.

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Hello, my friend; You’re on my mind,

Because you're somehow ailing,

But your response to any challenge

Has always been unfailing.

 

So I’m confident you’ll win again;

Hang in there, and you’ll see;

You’ll be back on top in no time,

Tackling life courageously.

 

I know this will go down like a lump of lead

But Patrick Swayze will soon be dead

 

 

 

Despite the fact that his films are sh*t

I think he will be DLs first hit

 

Shall poor Yvonne cry "sh*t" and "f*ck it"

Now Patrick Swayze's kicked the bucket?

I do not imagine that she'll be ecstatic,

That Patrick's expired of disease pancreatic.

 

Pat's my joker

Points a-plenty!

Now I'm knocking on

THE TOP TWENTY.

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Unfortunately, Patrick Swayze died today.

Yup, it's saddening. The 13th would have been so much better for points.

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Well, I gotta admit...besides Farrah, this is the most oppressive death this year for me. Red Dawn, Point Break, Roadhouse, and Youngblood are some of my favorite movies; and my son and I liked Tall Tale(Pecos Bill) too!! We will surely miss u man. Now if someone MORE FAMOUS dies tomorrow, and overshadows HIS death; like that FREAK Wacko Jacko did to Farrah...I will know there's absolutely NO justice in the world.

 

 

You mean someone like Keith Floyd? :(

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Congratuations to everybody (surely everybody had him on their DDP).

 

But please, in between you celebrations, spare a thought for Di the Welsh cook. :(

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jack Nicholson warned swayze .

 

The 70-year-old Oscar winner was dining at the Wolseley restaurant in London today when a photographer told him about Swayze's death .

 

After saying, "That's awful," Jack added “I warned him," but refused to elaborate.

 

 

apprently he has warned mickey Rooney as well.

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Kanye West is gonna interupt his funeral...

 

''Yo, Patrick Swayze, I know you just died and all, and I'm gonna let you finish... But Michael Jackson's Death was the best one this year''.

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That joke was funny the first time I heard it... which was about 9pm this morning... however when every single person has to tell it... it starts to wear a little thin :unsure:

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That joke was funny the first time I heard it... which was about 9pm this morning... however when every single person has to tell it... it starts to wear a little thin :unsure:

 

9pm this morning?

 

You get up late..

 

;)

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I'll presume I don't have to explain to you what a "typo" is...

Type, misspelled, obviously.

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Shouldn't we ring Whoopi Goldberg and ask if she's heard from him yet?

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Swayze has agreed to film Ghost 2, but only if Keith Floyd does the on-set catering.

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Swayze has agreed to film Ghost 2, but only if Keith Floyd does the on-set catering.

 

 

Keith Floyd is getting cremated next week

 

Gas mark 6 for 2 hrs

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If tears could build a stairway

And memories were a lane

We would walk right up to Heaven

And bring you back again

 

No farewell words were spoken

No time to say goodbye

You were gone before we knew it

And we don't knows why

 

Our hearts still ache in sadness

And secret tears still flow

What it meant to lose you

No on will ever know

 

But now we know you want us

To mourn for you no more

To remember all the happy times

Life still has much in store

 

Since you’ll never be forgotten

We pledge to you today

A hallowed place within our hearts

Is where you’ll always stay

 

 

Rest in Peace Patrick - it was a privilege to know you

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I just got a bit of sick in my mouth.

 

 

Oh dear are you choking??

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Hello Yvonne

 

Well, as they say in Ireland,

I'm sorry for your trouble.

But Patrick was my joker

And so he scored me double.

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I just got a bit of sick in my mouth.

 

 

Oh dear are you choking??

 

 

No, I'm completely serious.

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I just got a bit of sick in my mouth.

 

 

Oh dear are you choking??

 

 

No, I'm completely serious.

 

LB, you a "bit" sick? I think I regurgitated my entire dinner.

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