gcreptile 10,979 Posted November 11, 2017 He says he's feeling better now. http://www.thezimbabwemail.com/health/im-recovering-tsvangirai/ Hmm, that's the same newspaper that said that Mugabe has two months to live. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,489 Posted November 11, 2017 Ah, so the Zimbabwean version of a real life News at Benn. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,339 Posted December 14, 2017 https://www.newsday.co.zw/2017/12/tsvangirai-done-part-retire/ :More calls on Tsvangirai to retire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,489 Posted December 14, 2017 Bet he does a McGuinness and resigns 10 days into the new year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,232 Posted December 21, 2017 Expected to return home next week after treatment... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted January 6, 2018 He gets a visit from the Crocodile: https://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/pics-zimbabwes-new-president-visits-ailing-opposition-chief-20180105 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted January 11, 2018 Rumours of his death have been debunked by his family in a statement regarding his health. http://www.mybackyardstoryng.com/2018/01/family-of-ex-prime-minister-of-zimbabwe.html#.WleWRffGadQ.twitter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,232 Posted January 11, 2018 He could retire before the next election though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,339 Posted January 12, 2018 Still surprised the committee did not pick him this year.A household name guaranteed a full televised news obituary when he goes. Even if he is well enough to fight the election (which given his colon cancer and the difficult treatment that is widely said to have left him frail seems unlikely) he could easily get assassinated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,232 Posted January 28, 2018 Tsvangirai denies having 3 months to live. Tbh, I’m not 100% sure he’s telling the truth, I think it could be him trying to be private about his condition... EDIT: Now I realize he may be similar to Sydney Pollack in that sense... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,339 Posted February 6, 2018 BBC say he is critically Ill in a South African hospital.First big miss of the year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,339 Posted February 6, 2018 He is struggling with breathing unable to eat and his rapid determination has lead to the country being told to prepare for the worst Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,094 Posted February 6, 2018 Has Mrs Mugabe been making lunch for him by any chance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,339 Posted February 6, 2018 Just now, Bentrovato said: Has Mrs Mugabe been making lunch for him by any chance? Nah she just poisoned his colostomy bag. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,489 Posted February 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Sean said: BBC say he is critically Ill in a South African hospital.First big miss of the year? Would be a big miss for me, only on my Alt Obits team as a late replacement! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 6, 2018 24 minutes ago, msc said: Would be a big miss for me, only on my Alt Obits team as a late replacement! He was my 1st alternate in Death Pool Cup. Grrr. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,662 Posted February 6, 2018 24 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: He was my 1st alternate in Death Pool Cup. Grrr. SC Aye, you and me both - the man's a bench warmer on my HPDP and DDP line ups 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 884 Posted February 6, 2018 On my shadow list but not DDP. Never was too confident that he would die but it looks like I was wrong! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,410 Posted February 6, 2018 Arse. Knew I should’ve left Mugabe off my shadow list and gone Tsvangirai. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,076 Posted February 6, 2018 Critical of being critical: https://www.myzimbabwe.co.zw/news/16122-latest-morgan-tsvangirai-gives-update-on-his-health-status.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,232 Posted February 6, 2018 I’m not sure what to believe... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,232 Posted February 6, 2018 Now this is the tweet that I assume that the above newspaper quotes. However, while I don’t expect him to gain all the followers in the world, are we sure that an account with only 6,000 followers is really him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted February 6, 2018 I reckon it's him. Not a lot of followers because not a lot of Zimbabweans use Twitter. But if he truly is on the brink of death, I'll fall even further down in the DDP standings. Early days though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,489 Posted February 6, 2018 It's as real as the Robert Mugabe twitter account. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,008 Posted February 6, 2018 I think the Tsvangirai situation is like Rob Ford. In Ford's final weeks there was quite a bit of positive spin from his family, even though the between-the-lines signs signaled he was fecked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
