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Ah, so the Zimbabwean version of a real life News at Benn.

 

 

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Bet he does a McGuinness and resigns 10 days into the new year.

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Still surprised the committee did not pick him this year.A household name guaranteed a full televised news obituary when he goes. Even if he is well enough to fight the election (which given his colon cancer and  the difficult treatment that is widely said to have left him frail seems unlikely) he could easily get assassinated.

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Tsvangirai denies having 3 months to live. Tbh, I’m not 100% sure he’s telling the truth, I think it could be him trying to be private about his condition...

EDIT: Now I realize he may be similar to Sydney Pollack in that sense...

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BBC say he is critically Ill in a South African hospital.First big miss of the year? 

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He is struggling with breathing unable to eat and his rapid determination has lead to the country being told to prepare for the worst :skull:

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Has Mrs Mugabe been making lunch for him by any chance?

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Just now, Bentrovato said:

Has Mrs Mugabe been making lunch for him by any chance?

Nah she just poisoned his colostomy bag.

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1 hour ago, Sean said:

BBC say he is critically Ill in a South African hospital.First big miss of the year? 

 

Would be a big miss for me, only on my Alt Obits team as a late replacement!

 

 

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24 minutes ago, msc said:

 

Would be a big miss for me, only on my Alt Obits team as a late replacement!

 

 

He was my 1st alternate in Death Pool Cup.  Grrr.

SC

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24 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

He was my 1st alternate in Death Pool Cup.  Grrr.

SC

 

 

Aye, you and me both - the man's a bench warmer on my HPDP and DDP line ups

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On my shadow list but not DDP. Never was too confident that he would die but it looks like I was wrong!

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Arse. Knew I should’ve left Mugabe off my shadow list and gone Tsvangirai.

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:o I’m not sure what to believe...

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Now this is the tweet that I assume that the above newspaper quotes. However, while I don’t expect him to gain all the followers in the world, are we sure that an account with only 6,000 followers is really him? 

 

 

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I reckon it's him. Not a lot of followers because not a lot of Zimbabweans use Twitter.

 

But if he truly is on the brink of death, I'll fall even further down in the DDP standings. Early days though...

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It's as real as the Robert Mugabe twitter account.

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I think the Tsvangirai situation is like Rob Ford. In Ford's final weeks there was quite a bit of positive spin from his family, even though the between-the-lines signs signaled he was fecked.

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