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They do things big in Texas.

 

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Well, that's another website I'll be time wasting on.

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Well, that's another website I'll be time wasting on.

Try dragging Greenland onto Australia. :D

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New Zealand stretches from Palermo to the Baltic Sea - the map is screwed! This explains why the wife's Ozzie friends suggest going up to Ben Nevis for the day as its "just next door". Aye, with Australian roads, maybe.

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They do things big in Texas.

 

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Ach noo Cat - another one for me too. If I'm not glued to the lightning tracker or the boat tracker or the flight tracker. Have you got a Cat Top Ten of Wonder Webbie sites? Might I suggest this? http://en.vedur.is/ it might compliment your flight tracker soon as they dodge the volcanic ash again :)

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It's my annual watch of the live coverage of 9/11 on YouTube.

 

I was sitting at my desk in a small office, just about to have lunch. Rest of the day was a write off and I think we were sent home early.

 

As horrific to watch as it was then.

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It's my annual watch of the live coverage of 9/11 on YouTube.

 

I was sitting at my desk in a small office, just about to have lunch. Rest of the day was a write off and I think we were sent home early.

 

As horrific to watch as it was then.

 

 

Because they insist on calling it 9/11, I'm always mildly surprised when this comes up in September, because my brain naturally thinks November.

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It's my annual watch of the live coverage of 9/11 on YouTube.

 

I was sitting at my desk in a small office, just about to have lunch. Rest of the day was a write off and I think we were sent home early.

 

As horrific to watch as it was then.

 

 

Because they insist on calling it 9/11, I'm always mildly surprised when this comes up in September, because my brain naturally thinks November.

 

 

I've always been suspicious about the fact that Britain's own Islamic terrorist atrocity in 2005 took place on 7/7, just so no-one would get confused about the date, like...

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9/11, 7/7 , then Paris then Munich..... :sherlock:

 

 

New York, London, Paris , Munich , mmmmmm

 

 

Even in order...

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Mate is over in Spain for a Scotland/Catalonia Indy thing and was invited and got clearance to play the pipes in the Nou Camp last night.

 

Meant to have been televised, but after last years coke and hookers the pics are late as expected.

 

Plus he's a hun ( I know, should blounce him), so tears aplenty may be the delay.

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Right, believe it or not, a thing I did that I now feel uncomfortable over.

 

 

Old boy who was our (shit) engineer / mechanic retired a week past. I wouldn't trust him checking the oil level in an outboard, but he has a couple of yachts , and even went to Kilda last year.

 

His card comes around , and as you do, all the good stuff is taken so I put 'don't sink'.

 

3 days later, he goes into the Gairloch in the dark, mistakes the campsite lights for the pub and rams the boat on the rocks.

 

Phones the wife to call the coastguard :D , rnli turn up in the pitch dark and tell him to leave it to assess in the low tide/daylight and the dozy old bugger says 'naw, tow us off'.

 

5 mins later and its in 40 fathoms . with all his stuff.

 

 

I do feel bad.....

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9/11, 7/7 , then Paris then Munich..... :sherlock:

 

 

New York, London, Paris , Munich , mmmmmm

 

 

Even in order...

 

First ever live performance, allegedly

Their unreleased bootleg, Osama Bin Laden mambo, was the clincher for me.

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Right, believe it or not, a thing I did that I now feel uncomfortable over.

 

 

Old boy who was our (shit) engineer / mechanic retired a week past. I wouldn't trust him checking the oil level in an outboard, but he has a couple of yachts , and even went to Kilda last year.

 

His card comes around , and as you do, all the good stuff is taken so I put 'don't sink'.

 

3 days later, he goes into the Gairloch in the dark, mistakes the campsite lights for the pub and rams the boat on the rocks.

 

Phones the wife to call the coastguard :D , rnli turn up in the pitch dark and tell him to leave it to assess in the low tide/daylight and the dozy old bugger says 'naw, tow us off'.

 

5 mins later and its in 40 fathoms . with all his stuff.

 

 

I do feel bad.....

I have a few cards you could write 'don't die' in for me. :D

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Right, believe it or not, a thing I did that I now feel uncomfortable over.

 

 

Old boy who was our (shit) engineer / mechanic retired a week past. I wouldn't trust him checking the oil level in an outboard, but he has a couple of yachts , and even went to Kilda last year.

 

His card comes around , and as you do, all the good stuff is taken so I put 'don't sink'.

 

3 days later, he goes into the Gairloch in the dark, mistakes the campsite lights for the pub and rams the boat on the rocks.

 

Phones the wife to call the coastguard :D , rnli turn up in the pitch dark and tell him to leave it to assess in the low tide/daylight and the dozy old bugger says 'naw, tow us off'.

 

5 mins later and its in 40 fathoms . with all his stuff.

 

 

I do feel bad.....

I have a few cards you could write 'don't die' in for me. :D

 

Can you start with Zsa Zsa?

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Heading to Cali in the morning. Thrilled.

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Stating the obvious.

Sort this cunting swear filter out.

Clearly, its not a huge ask, clearly, its not a difficult thing to do if you have the right access to do it and, clearly, people are well and truly fucked off that they are getting mugged off when they highlight it over and over and F UCK ALL gets done.

We are adults, we swear, its part of the DL fabric or summat.

Why the wait??

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Why does everyone in the UK, who is caught hacking the US Military IT system, suffer from Aspergers?

I mean, ok you may have it but why decide to hack the US military when you could hack the legoland website or Matalans or something.

They don't even bother to try and hack the UK military sites.......

Hmmmmmmm.

'I spy with my little eye....'

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^^ seems all fucking right..

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^^ seems all effing right..

Depends on what you effing type.

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:( , how long did that Dutch dentist get?

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:( , how long did that Dutch dentist get?

8 years.

Well at least the lags now have their very own Josef Mengele Dentist.

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Reached my half century today.

 

Celebrating with a trip to the doctor for a check up.

 

Huzzah.

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Reached my half century today.

 

Celebrating with a trip to the doctor for a check up.

 

Huzzah.

Happy Birthday
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