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Who else do you rate then LFN?  I have seen Frankie on a charm offensive recently...or was it something more sinister?

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22 hours ago, Youwanticewiththat said:

Who else do you rate then LFN?  I have seen Frankie on a charm offensive recently...or was it something more sinister?

No idea really.

I used to go to the comedy club night every so often in town.

All a bit hit and miss, some died on their arses some rose to the surface and some went onto TV.

Sol Bernstein was fucking brilliant tho.

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Thinking of going to Hastings soon.Figured I need to do something impulsive and there is a certain lady down there I want to see so might have a road trip.

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2 hours ago, Shaun of the Dead said:

Thinking of going to Hastings soon.Figured I need to do something impulsive and there is a certain lady down there I want to see so might have a road trip.

Well, if I were you, I wouldn't be making such hastings decisions.

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I am mostly getting pissed on bacardi. 

That is all.

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There is ballet on in the hotel.

You couldn't make it up.

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I am 52, pissed, in a metaphorical car crash and I hate people.

Im going to be a grandad in August and I despair at the shit she will be  born into.

It's all fucked up. 

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7 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I am 52, pissed, in a metaphorical car crash and I hate people.

Im going to be a grandad in August and I despair at the shit she will be  born into.

It's all fucked up. 

Congrats on becoming a granddad.

 

Don't worry about your granddaughter, she'll turn out to be a strong, young lady with character.

 

Take it from me, a Chicagoan. Plenty of trashy, hood families here, including my own. Me and all my friends and every kid in the school grew up around alcoholics, junkies, livin' from paycheck to paycheck. And every one of us sorry ass motherfuckers turned out hard-working and responsible.

 

I'm assuming your family ain't that bad, but point is, shitty families make good people.

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47 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I am 52, pissed, in a metaphorical car crash and I hate people.

Im going to be a grandad in August and I despair at the shit she will be  born into.

It's all fucked up. 

We are screwed as a nation I reckon.

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1 hour ago, RadGuy said:

Congrats on becoming a granddad.

 

Don't worry about your granddaughter, she'll turn out to be a strong, young lady with character.

 

Take it from me, a Chicagoan. Plenty of trashy, hood families here, including my own. Me and all my friends and every kid in the school grew up around alcoholics, junkies, livin' from paycheck to paycheck. And every one of us sorry ass motherfuckers turned out hard-working and responsible.

 

I'm assuming your family ain't that bad, but point is, shitty families make good people.

 

FFS

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2 years of high school completed, 2 more to go. I'm starting to look at potential colleges to apply to when the time comes my senior year. I've decided that a private liberal arts college will probably be the best fit for me, so I'm looking at which ones I could apply to. I'm ignoring the Oklahoma Baptist University letter that I received in the mail though...

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2 hours ago, Toast said:

FFS

Oh, fucking hell, are you tryna make a new "roey juss"?

 

All I was saying to the man was to not be concerned about the shite world his granddaughter is born into. While I originally thought he was referring to his family as a mess, and I now know he meant the world in general, my point fucking stands.

 

His granddaughter will grow into a resilient person, because shitty environments build strong character. Don't know what the fuck you found wrong with that.

 

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Amazing what goes through your head when you are pissed on happy hour bacardi and cokes.

Oh dear.

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My Hero B)

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15 minutes ago, charon said:

My Hero B)

No, you are MY hero, you give zero fucks you soft Jock shite, you!!:)

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Its the back of 7, blitzed on Bacardi & ballet you should be snoozing, trying on sandals etc... Get back to sleep...

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Bacardi is a bit of a gay drink though.

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Ive not been able to do lager since 84, stopped doing vodka when I was only drinking it on the rocks and ditto gin.

Bacardi pays homage to my feminine side.....:D

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6 hours ago, RadGuy said:

Oh, fucking hell, are you tryna make a new "roey juss"?

 

All I was saying to the man was to not be concerned about the shite world his granddaughter is born into. While I originally thought he was referring to his family as a mess, and I now know he meant the world in general, my point fucking stands.

 

His granddaughter will grow into a resilient person, because shitty environments build strong character. Don't know what the fuck you found wrong with that.

 

 

Because you made an even crasser comment on another thread.

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2 hours ago, Toast said:

Because you made an even crasser comment on another thread.

Okay, I admit the Lizzy/hospital joke was in poor taste.

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14 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I am 52, pissed, in a metaphorical car crash and I hate people.

Im going to be a grandad in August and I despair at the shit she will be  born into.

It's all fucked up. 

Going old is inevitable. Try to find things to do and celebrate what little time you have left.

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Lololol :lol:

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