Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Deathray said: There is going to be a massive death this weekend. Yes, there will be. It will be the death of the cat who has just shat in my garden. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 26, 2018 23 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Yes, there will be. It will be the death of the cat who has just shat in my garden. Pretty much covers snowflake right there LFN....... The Nelson gardeners of the Basildon family through the Ages.... @56 AD - there's Roman in me garden, where's my spear? @760 AD - there's a Viking in me garden, where's my spear? @1066 AD. - there's a French bloke in me garden where's my spear? @1745 AD. - there's a bloke in a skirt nearing me garden, where's my matchlock? @1915 AD - there's a Zeppelin in me garden, where's me gun? @1940 AD - there's a Jünkers 88 in me allotment, where's me gun? @1970 AD - there's a hippy in me garden, where's me gun? / cut almost 50 years forward, the male sperm of the Lineage move to Webland. @2018 AD - there's a kitty cat did a poo on my patio , where's the RSPCA? Oh how the michty Fell 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, charon said: Pretty much covers snowflake right there LFN....... The Nelson gardeners of the Basildon family through the Ages.... @56 AD - there's Roman in me garden, where's my spear? @760 AD - there's a Viking in me garden, where's my spear? @1066 AD. - there's a French bloke in me garden where's my spear? @1745 AD. - there's a bloke in a skirt nearing me garden, where's my matchlock? @1915 AD - there's a Zeppelin in me garden, where's me gun? @1940 AD - there's a Jünkers 88 in me allotment, where's me gun? @1970 AD - there's a hippy in me garden, where's me gun? / cut almost 50 years forward, the male sperm of the Lineage move to Webland. @2018 AD - there's a kitty cat did a poo on my patio , where's the RSPCA? Oh how the michty Fell Tbf fair, going by the size of the turd, it was a mahoosive fuck off cat, probably a Lion. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted October 26, 2018 a dog jumped over my front garden fence and took a shit on more than one occasion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 26, 2018 1 minute ago, runebomme said: a dog jumped over my front garden fence and took a shit on more than one occasion Why did you leave shits in your garden for the dug to take? Pikey I assume...... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, charon said: Why did you leave shits in your garden for the dug to take? Pikey I assume...... He will have to concede that he walked straight into that one. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted October 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: He will have to concede that he walked straight into that one. Hope he wiped his shoe before going indoors. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Toast said: Hope he wiped his shoe before going indoors. Nowt worse than treading in a heap of it then walking it up your ladder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted October 27, 2018 I am back on European soil but my flight back from CDG to Heathrow is delayed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 27, 2018 Hope you're weighed down with phones.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted October 27, 2018 I'm guessing this is Biblio on his way back to Blighty. https://www.flightradar24.com/AFR1380/1e5ced83 Edit: Landed 2030hrs GMT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted October 27, 2018 In taxi on way back to home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 27, 2018 27 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said: In taxi on way back to home. You live out of a suitcase, doncha!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted October 27, 2018 34 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said: In taxi on way back to home. Do they not have beds in the airport for you given you must be there number one customer? Hardly worth having a house the amount you trave Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted October 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Deathray said: Do they not have beds in the airport for you given you must be there number one customer? Hardly worth having a house the amount you trave Mrs Biblo might agree with you this month Poland, Brussels, Hangzhou and Copenhagen next week but I haven't had to travel since April so it has all just come at once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted October 30, 2018 In the car on the way to Heathrow for a flight to Copenhagen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted October 30, 2018 I'm in Kraków waiting to fly back to Manchester. (Or is it only Biblio that posts his travel?) Where do you go in Poland Biblio? i come about every 2 months to Katowice and Gliwice (flying in and out of Kraków). 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted October 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Grim Up North said: I'm in Kraków waiting to fly back to Manchester. (Or is it only Biblio that posts his travel?) Where do you go in Poland Biblio? i come about every 2 months to Katowice and Gliwice (flying in and out of Kraków). I was in Krakow for a meeting. It was the first time I had been there and only the second time I had been to Poland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted October 30, 2018 Plane has a hydraulic leak. Switching to new plane. One advantage of flying with BA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted October 30, 2018 Just now, Bibliogryphon said: Plane has a hydraulic leak. Switching to new plane. One advantage of flying with BA. Is there no way they could have sealed the crack off? (Krakow....geddit? *sigh*) 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted October 31, 2018 On plane coming home from Copenhagen. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted October 31, 2018 13 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said: On plane coming home from Copenhagen. Was it wonderful? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted October 31, 2018 Wonderful, Wonderful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted October 31, 2018 14 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said: Wonderful, Wonderful. did you visit christiania Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted October 31, 2018 2 hours ago, runebomme said: did you visit christiania No. In, go to meeting & straight back to airport. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
