Jump to content
Lord Fellatio Nelson

DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

Recommended Posts

How do I put my shadow list in my signature in  Spoilers? And Derby dead pool teams?
 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
5 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

How do I put my shadow list in my signature in  Spoilers? And Derby dead pool teams?
 

 

 

Spoiler using spoiler tags.

 

 

[spoiler -your text- [/spoiler with ] after the r in spoiler.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

In other news, Bou's eye socket is harder than I thought.

 

IMG_20190101_125623.thumb.jpg.837edb340829c9d0d1e934ef87468ec0.jpg

 

 

 

 

scared.gif

  • Confused 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, charon said:

In other news, Bou's eye socket is harder than I thought.

 

IMG_20190101_125623.thumb.jpg.837edb340829c9d0d1e934ef87468ec0.jpg

 

 

 

 

scared.gif

don"t hit them in the eye socket silly

 

hit them in the solar plexus and the knuckles will be fine

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It's hard work dishing out black eyes. Pesky bones damaging your hands.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
4 minutes ago, runebomme said:

don"t hit them in the eye socket silly

 

hit them in the solar plexus and the knuckles will be fine

 

 

Nah, she's toned, it'd be like punching a wall.

 

That's why I talked her into getting an axe ninja.gif

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
21 minutes ago, charon said:

 

 

Spoiler using spoiler tags.

 

  Hide contents

[spoiler -your text- [/spoiler with ] after the r in spoiler.

I have tried but have not managed to get it to work.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Well you're doing it wrong, spaces, wrong brackets or summat.

 

 

I'll Screenshot and put it in

blah blah blah

 

 

Screenshot_20190101-133029.thumb.png.ca1a6c27c5abff5e286f9ed6d2c4f36b.png

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
43 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

How do I put my shadow list in my signature in  Spoilers? And Derby dead pool teams?
 

 

If you're a cunt just dump it in there for all and sundry to see and too make scrolling a PITA.

 

If your not a cunt wrap it in [ spoiler ] and [ / spoiler ] tags. Which remind me I need to update my sig. Or just link to it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
9 minutes ago, charon said:

Well you're doing it wrong, spaces, wrong brackets or summat.

 

 

I'll Screenshot and put it in

  Reveal hidden contents

blah blah blah

 

 

 

Screenshot_20190101-133029.thumb.png.ca1a6c27c5abff5e286f9ed6d2c4f36b.png

Thank you for your help. Much Appreciated. Now working.

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I have decided that, when i have lost the weight i have put on this winter and am back to a fighting weight, i will buy myself a lovely new football.

I may not do much kicking around with it ( well maybe if my granddaughter takes an interest and my grandson due to arrive grows to love the game) but i shall keep it with me and sit it next to me on the sofa like a faithfull doggie sits with its carer.

Yeah, sounds like a plan, a shit plan but a plan.:)

 


I 'bought my daughter' a new football for Christmas.  

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
57 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Easy.

Just quote the post you want to respond to with ''holy fuck!!!!!  until the reactions return.:D

Oh that's BS Mr Mod.... you can type fuck, but if I type SPAM or SPAM it gets blocked?  LMAO

  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

Oh that's BS Mr Mod.... you can type fuck, but if I type SPAM or SPAM it gets blocked?  LMAO

 

 

If you're talking about V  iagra then that's a spam, not a swear, filter.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
19 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

Thank you for your help. Much Appreciated. Now working.

 

 

 

No bother.

 

Charon and The old Crem..........getting on like a house on fire :D

  • Like 2
  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
38 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:


I 'bought my daughter' a new football for Christmas.  

Yeah but its probably oval shaped like a bollock.

I'm talking about a REAL football.:D

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Yeah but its probably oval shaped like a bollock.

I'm talking about a REAL football.:D

Image result for severed head football

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
9 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Yeah but its probably oval shaped like a bollock.

I'm talking about a REAL football.:D

You presumptuous cunto, I was talking the roundy round one as well. :old:

  • Like 1
  • Haha 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
14 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

You presumptuous cunto, I was talking the roundy round one as well. :old:

are you saying that the American football is dying in the us

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Sir Creep said:

You presumptuous cunto, I was talking the roundy round one as well. :old:

Long words will not help your case for the defence!!:lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Have we just had a software update- the forum has changed completely about 10 mins ago.

Edit I had my firefox zoomed into big. Back to normal now.

  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
14 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

Have we just had a software update- the forum has changed completely about 10 mins ago.

Edit I had my firefox zoomed into big. Back to normal now.

 

How old exactly is the crem? :lol:

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
17 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

How old exactly is the crem? :lol:

At least 30 years younger than Leah Bracknall. Somehow it autozoomed;

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×

Important Information

Your use of this forum is subject to our Terms of Use