msc 18,439 Posted November 14, 2018 And TJ's is still open? If that guy doesn't get Leicester worker of the year... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted November 14, 2018 On 10/11/2018 at 19:32, Boudicca said: Charon and I now own an axe. Absolutely nothing could go wrong On 10/11/2018 at 19:40, charon said: Next up , chainsaw Dare I ask what set of circumstances leads to two people joint owning an axe? Other than future Fred and Rose situation? Or marriage? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 14, 2018 Like to keep in practice is all..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted November 14, 2018 Well there's no logs needing chopping at the moment, but said axe is about to be tested 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted November 14, 2018 My Dad would have been 100 years old today. He didn't even get halfway. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 14, 2018 WE are closer to the Arctic Circle than to London Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted November 14, 2018 1 hour ago, charon said: WE are closer to the Arctic Circle than to London Something always pops up to brighten a dull day 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 16, 2018 That Elton John wankfest of an advert. What a crock of shit that is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 17, 2018 On 29/07/2017 at 22:38, Deathray said: Finally took the plunge and signed up for a gym membership. Now I've just got to get my lazy arse down there... how did it go deathers? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted November 22, 2018 Piers Morgan may be a cunt, but he's in the right about Little Mix and body positivity. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Deathray said: Piers Morgan may be a cunt, but he's in the right about Little Mix and body positivity. A Gooner cunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted November 23, 2018 You know what is weird? It’s when you see a former dead pooling candidate in something completely unrelated to dead pooling. That happened today as in the mobile baseball game I play, I got a legend that many of you recognize as being an obit punt back in 2012: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 28, 2018 Ever had somebody drive towards you going the wrong way down a carriageway? No, me neither, until today. 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 28, 2018 Lol I hope you floored it, flashed the lights and shouted "CUUUNT" at the top of your squeaky voice. * I'm assuming you don't have single track in Webland? ** I assume it was an 80+ year old cunto? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted November 28, 2018 I went on a hard lock down at school today. Nobody was hurt fortunately, but was still a frightening experience nonetheless... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 28, 2018 24 minutes ago, charon said: Lol I hope you floored it, flashed the lights and shouted "CUUUNT" at the top of your squeaky voice. * I'm assuming you don't have single track in Webland? ** I assume it was an 80+ year old cunto? It was on a slip road to a roundabout, there were fucking arrows on the road to tell the twats that the traffic was flowing in the OPPOSITE direction to them. They were foreigners in a UK reg'd car. I did flash my lights and frantically waved for them out of the window to turn the fuck around. The driver, fag hanging out of gob and looking like a Russian prison escapee, just looked at me as if to say '...….and?? He then did a three point turn behind me, obviously avoiding the 38 ton artics that would have come down the slip road at 50MPH to wipe them out. Also, I don't have a squeaky voice. Cunt. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 28, 2018 13 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: I went on a hard lock down at school today. Nobody was hurt fortunately, but was still a frightening experience nonetheless... You think you'll go to Prison over it? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 30, 2018 Latest mentalist behaviour from the small Oirish girrrl. After forcing the purchase of the axe, I find her tucking into some marmite. I've never bought the shite , she says she must've brought it with her. Ahem. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted November 30, 2018 44 minutes ago, charon said: After forcing the purchase of the axe YOU bought the axe which I was immediately drawn to I was blamelessly buying wellies in the hardware shop. "Forcing" 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 30, 2018 No denial over the Marmite then # she comes from the Land down under, yet I'm the one 6'4 full of mussels (deliberate), she's a strange lady, she m ade me nervous.....made me a marmite sandwich....yeah....# Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted November 30, 2018 Marmite is probably indestructible. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 30, 2018 Aye but there's posters on here younger than that 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Toast said: Marmite is probably indestructible. Yes but Captain Scarlet IS indestructible. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 1, 2018 Found my Xmas prezzie to myself Potential new avatar <gasp> 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
