Charlotte's Controller 195 Posted January 12, 2022 3 hours ago, TQR said: ‘Waffle’ is wordy and meaningless drivel. Unfortunately it’s an integral part of politics. And one of the middle names of our bumbling leader (albeit misspelt). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad252 809 Posted January 12, 2022 7 hours ago, TQR said: We don’t just need Johnson out, we need Dick out too. 7 hours ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Johnson knows a thing or two about getting "Dick out". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221 Posted January 12, 2022 55 minutes ago, Brad252 said: Johnson knows a thing or two about getting "Dick out". TBF, Johnson has had his trousers around his ankles more times than the late Brian Rix ever did. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,170 Posted January 12, 2022 17 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: 1 hour ago, Brad252 said: Johnson knows a thing or two about getting "Dick out". TBF, Johnson has had his trousers around his ankles more times than the late Brian Rix ever did. i could imagine him as one of those weirdos who gets off by being dressed up as a baby and chastised by "Nanny". 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221 Posted January 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Toast said: i could imagine him as one of those weirdos who gets off by being dressed up as a baby and chastised by "Nanny". Post of the week! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted January 12, 2022 21 minutes ago, Toast said: i could imagine him as one of those weirdos who gets off by being dressed up as a baby and chastised by "Nanny". I feel sick reading that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted January 12, 2022 I wonder what Whitty,Vallance and Van Tam are thinking their silence on this charade is deafening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted January 12, 2022 Now tha Chris Witty got his KCB and Jonathan Van Tam got his knighthood they would probably throw the clown under the bus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,343 Posted January 12, 2022 Can't wait to see the next Jonathan Pie. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,343 Posted January 12, 2022 46 minutes ago, RIP Wee Jum said: Now tha Chris Witty got his KCB and Jonathan Van Tam got his knighthood they would probably throw the clown under the bus One can only hope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,343 Posted January 12, 2022 Strange Heseltine hasn't popped up on the TV or Ken Clarke.Those two I would have thought would relish sticking the knife in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,611 Posted January 12, 2022 8 minutes ago, Sean said: Strange Heseltine hasn't popped up on the TV or Ken Clarke.Those two I would have thought would relish sticking the knife in. Well there are many rumours about Heseltine’s health. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted January 12, 2022 2 hours ago, The Old Crem said: Well there are many rumours about Heseltine’s health. Stage 10 pancreatic cancer like Her Majesty ? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,414 Posted January 13, 2022 A member of his family has tested positive for Covid so he has pulled out of a visit to Lancashire. However, under his own rules, you don’t need to isolate yourself if you’re fully vaccinated. He’s at home, screaming into a pillow and texting bribes to backbenchers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,343 Posted January 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, TQR said: A member of his family has tested positive for Covid so he has pulled out of a visit to Lancashire. However, under his own rules, you don’t need to isolate yourself if you’re fully vaccinated. He’s at home, screaming into a pillow and texting bribes to backbenchers. I call bullshit on this.Far too convenient.Guess he wants to show how he goes above the rules as he takes this so seriously 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,149 Posted January 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, TQR said: A member of his family has tested positive for Covid so he has pulled out of a visit to Lancashire. However, under his own rules, you don’t need to isolate yourself if you’re fully vaccinated. He’s at home, screaming into a pillow and texting bribes to backbenchers. So when everyone was isolating he was partying and when you don’t need to isolate he is!! Not sure that not following the rules the day after being called out on it is the wisest decision!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,343 Posted January 13, 2022 14 hours ago, RIP Wee Jum said: Now tha Chris Witty got his KCB and Jonathan Van Tam got his knighthood they would probably throw the clown under the bus Van Tam stepping down in March. Looks like he would rather work at a University than have to defend the indefensible. Smart move.Can`t help but think after yesterday he just said "yeah fuck this"! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,343 Posted January 13, 2022 Maybe BlowJo lied about getting vaccinated?I mean wouldn`t be the biggest lie he has told by a long shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,149 Posted January 13, 2022 Just now, Sean said: Maybe BlowJo lied about getting vaccinated?I mean wouldn`t be the biggest lie he has told by a long shot. Next weeks bombshell - he was never actually in ICU and took a week off! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,343 Posted January 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, Dead Wait said: Next weeks bombshell - he was never actually in ICU and took a week off! At this point even that wouldn`t even overly shock me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted January 13, 2022 16 minutes ago, TQR said: A member of his family has tested positive for Covid so he has pulled out of a visit to Lancashire. However, under his own rules, you don’t need to isolate yourself if you’re fully vaccinated. He’s at home, screaming into a pillow and texting bribes to backbenchers. How fucking convinient. Just a coincidence I'm sure 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted January 13, 2022 49 minutes ago, Sean said: Van Tam stepping down in March. Looks like he would rather work at a University than have to defend the indefensible. Smart move.Can`t help but think after yesterday he just said "yeah fuck this"! I'm like Mystic Meg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,645 Posted January 13, 2022 58 minutes ago, Sean said: Van Tam stepping down in March. Looks like he would rather work at a University than have to defend the indefensible. Smart move.Can`t help but think after yesterday he just said "yeah fuck this"! I note that the Health Secretary has said it was an honour to work with him but Van Tam hasn't echoed the sentiment! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
