gcreptile 10,967 Posted December 9, 2015 Eh, a freak story: Bono's car bumps a taxi three times, the driver sues Bono and two years later, he's dead: http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/circuit-court/taxi-driver-in-personal-injuries-claim-against-bono-has-died-1.2458731 Coincidence? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted December 9, 2015 Eh, a freak story: Bono's car bumps a taxi three times, the driver sues Bono and ten years later, he's dead: How time flies. The collission happened October 11th, 2013, according to the article you linked to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted December 9, 2015 Eh, a freak story: Bono's car bumps a taxi three times, the driver sues Bono and ten years later, he's dead: How time flies. The collission happened October 11th, 2013, according to the article you linked to. Oops, the 2004 came from the Maserati, I fixed it.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Christy Posted April 13, 2016 Bono advises Senate subcommittee meeting to attack ISIS with comedians. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted April 13, 2016 Bono advises Senate subcommittee meeting to attack ISIS with comedians. A job for Michael McIntyre & John Bishop methinx. They'd look good backed up against a wall facing a balaclava-ed firing squad or cowering under a 6ft Halibut chap with a freshly sharpened machete. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted April 14, 2016 Bono advises Senate subcommittee meeting to attack ISIS with comedians. A job for Michael McIntyre & John Bishop methinx. They'd look good backed up against a wall facing a balaclava-ed firing squad or cowering under a 6ft Halibut chap with a freshly sharpened machete. The key word here is comedian. Do Michael McIntyre and John Bishop fit into that category ? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 14, 2016 Bono advises Senate subcommittee meeting to attack ISIS with comedians. A job for Michael McIntyre & John Bishop methinx. They'd look good backed up against a wall facing a balaclava-ed firing squad or cowering under a 6ft Halibut chap with a freshly sharpened machete. The key word here is comedian. Do Michael McIntyre and John Bishop fit into that category ? Not the way ISIS understand it. I remember seeing Alexei Sayle once and he batted off the notion that alternative comedy meant not being funny by pointing out that the true alternative to comedy is fascism. So, to follow through on Bono's suggestion I think we'd have to give careful consideration to what ISIS actually think is funny before identifying the likely "comedian" to change their world view. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted April 14, 2016 Bono advises Senate subcommittee meeting to attack ISIS with comedians. By putting them into catapults? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted April 14, 2016 Bono advises Senate subcommittee meeting to attack ISIS with comedians. Not entirely sure that comedians are trained for combat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted April 14, 2016 Bono advises Senate subcommittee meeting to attack ISIS with comedians. Not entirely sure that comedians are trained for combat. Not entirely sure why Bono considers being in a band and singing a bit qualifies him to give advice on either combat or comedy but it doesn't seem to have stopped him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted April 14, 2016 Bono advises Senate subcommittee meeting to attack ISIS with comedians. A job for Michael McIntyre & John Bishop methinx. They'd look good backed up against a wall facing a balaclava-ed firing squad or cowering under a 6ft Halibut chap with a freshly sharpened machete. The key word here is comedian. Do Michael McIntyre and John Bishop fit into that category ? Only if you're a Liverpudlian or a Chinese take-away delivery driver with a 1965 Paul McCartney haircut. Twice as funny if you're a Liverpudlian-Chinese take-away delivery driver with a 1965 Paul McCartney haircut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted April 15, 2016 Bono advises Senate subcommittee meeting to attack ISIS with comedians. Not entirely sure that comedians are trained for combat. Not entirely sure why Bono considers being in a band and singing a bit qualifies him to give advice on either combat or comedy but it doesn't seem to have stopped him. We could always send in Zorders, and they could die laughing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted October 25, 2017 U2's new album was inspired by Bono's unspecified health crisis which was worse than the bike accident a couple of years ago: http://ultimateclassicrock.com/bono-health-crisis/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exu 250 Posted October 25, 2017 He's suffering with haemorrhoids then? 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted October 26, 2017 12 hours ago, Prosperina said: He's suffering with haemorrhoids then? Should help when screaming and vocal power are called for Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted December 29, 2017 Reveals that he was close to death due to his mystery illness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted December 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Joey Russ said: Reveals that he was close to death due to his mystery illness. A mystery illness? Ok, I'll bite. The doctors still haven't found what they were looking for... 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,087 Posted December 29, 2017 I will stick with my previous thought on the Bono topic a couple of months ago. He will not die. He will just disappear up his own arse. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,299 Posted December 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Bentrovato said: I will stick with my previous thought on the Bono topic a couple of months ago. He will not die. He will just disappear up his own arse. Tell us how you really feel about the guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,087 Posted December 29, 2017 3 hours ago, theoldlady said: Tell us how you really feel about the guy. Hmmm. But Clayton will still go first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 606 Posted December 29, 2017 Not that I like to speculate - which, of course, is why I frequent these 'ere forums - from what's said in the article it sounds like heart problems to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted December 29, 2017 Few years back Bono was on the Graham Norton show and said he'd been badly ill, then looked all sad. Norton looked worried and said "Is it cancer?" "No", said the "singer", "Glaucoma." So he probably suffered from terminal IBS or Stage IV acne. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted December 29, 2017 Although, now I've thought of it, terminal IBS would be a right shitey way to go. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,129 Posted December 29, 2017 38 minutes ago, msc said: Few years back Bono was on the Graham Norton show and said he'd been badly ill, then looked all sad. Norton looked worried and said "Is it cancer?" "No", said the "singer", "Glaucoma." So he probably suffered from terminal IBS or Stage IV acne. How do you spot the signs of Stage IV acne? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
