Perhaps 1,429 Posted January 20, 2020 Video of Bob Dole posted on Twitter saying he's attending the Super Bowl hyperlinked the video because apparently i don't know how to embed tweets 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,071 Posted January 20, 2020 45 minutes ago, Perhaps said: Video of Bob Dole posted on Twitter saying he's attending the his last Super Bowl FTFY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,534 Posted April 19, 2020 Gives a statement which about coronavirus which says very little. No new pics to go with it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted July 22, 2020 Happy 97th birthday ! How much longer can he go on? I wonder if he'll make it to the Republican convention next month like he did 4 years ago,assuming it goes ahead.Surely it will be his last opportunity ! Here's a recent pic of him. Would not look out of place in Madame Tussauds house of horror ! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nurse Rached 33 Posted July 22, 2020 Biden could nominate Bob Dole as his VP, it could be a nice balance to have a younger looking, more mentally fit person on the ticket to alleviate voter concerns that Biden is too old for the job. I know Dole’s a Republican but in all fairness Biden doesn’t know what that is anyway. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,628 Posted July 22, 2020 I doubt he will travel to the convention due to both his age and the virus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,361 Posted July 22, 2020 12 hours ago, CoffinLodger said: Happy 97th birthday ! How much longer can he go on? I wonder if he'll make it to the Republican convention next month like he did 4 years ago,assuming it goes ahead.Surely it will be his last opportunity ! Here's a recent pic of him. Would not look out of place in Madame Tussauds house of horror ! Bob Dole is definitely one I am getting strong vibes about in terms of the deathlist/deadpooling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,534 Posted July 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Bob Dole is definitely one I am getting strong vibes about in terms of the deathlist/deadpooling. Doesn't count. I've had that vibe about him since 2011! 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,361 Posted July 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, msc said: Doesn't count. I've had that vibe about him since 2011! I have been trying to think of a witty retort! The best I can come up with at the moment is my enemas better than your enema! But a quick comparison of our respective deadpooling success would suggest otherwise.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,754 Posted July 22, 2020 2 hours ago, msc said: Doesn't count. I've had that vibe about him since 2011! Seeing him at the 2016 convention, I was sure there was no way he was making the 2020 event! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,361 Posted July 23, 2020 On 22/07/2020 at 16:32, RoverAndOut said: Seeing him at the 2016 convention, I was sure there was no way he was making the 2020 event! He isn't!Nobody is! Trump has just announced the Republican convention has been cancelled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted July 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: He isn't!Nobody is! Trump has just announced the Republican convention has been cancelled. Just gutted 1 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,754 Posted July 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: He isn't!Nobody is! Trump has just announced the Republican convention has been cancelled. Victory! But if I'd said "the next convention" rather than "the 2020 convention" who'd put it past him to live to 101? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,361 Posted July 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, RoverAndOut said: Victory! But if I'd said "the next convention" rather than "the 2020 convention" who'd put it past him to live to 101? The enema is indicating to me Bob Dole will not live to see 101.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,754 Posted July 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: The enema is indicating to me Bob Dole will not live to see 101.... Come back to me in 4 years time. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted July 25, 2020 On 24/07/2020 at 01:03, RoverAndOut said: Victory! But if I'd said "the next convention" rather than "the 2020 convention" who'd put it past him to live to 101? He may well be there as a stuffed or mummified corpse but lets face it who would notice the difference ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted July 25, 2020 On 24/07/2020 at 01:08, Gooseberry Crumble said: The enema is indicating to me Bob Dole will not live to see 101.... We'll hold you to this, although you're probably right... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted July 29, 2020 Bob Dole is throwing a belated (virtual) birthday party tomorrow and we're all invited ! PS I've accepted and registered to that site so I'll let you know if there's any exclusive video footage of him and see what shape he's in! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted July 31, 2020 On 29/07/2020 at 22:38, CoffinLodger said: Bob Dole is throwing a belated (virtual) birthday party tomorrow and we're all invited ! PS I've accepted and registered to that site so I'll let you know if there's any exclusive video footage of him and see what shape he's in! I'm ashamed to say I fell asleep and missed the event.Sorry ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted July 31, 2020 46 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said: I'm ashamed to say I fell asleep and missed the event.Sorry ! I wouldn’t worry there’s a fair chance he did too 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted July 31, 2020 6 minutes ago, DeathClock said: Looks like I did the right thing falling asleep ! Elizabeth Dole seemed to be doing all the talking.Can Bob Dole speak at all anymore?He looks like he might have dementia or something ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,055 Posted July 31, 2020 Bob Dole's twitter account is probably managed by Dilip Kumar. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted August 4, 2020 He is dead. He has to be! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,263 Posted August 4, 2020 6 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said: He is dead. He has to be! And that’s how Bob Dole will live to 100 ladies and gentlemen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
