Ideas And Possibilities For 2012

[Guest Guest]

Regarding Dr McPherson and her ilk...didn't we used to have a thread for deaths in the CURRENT YEAR worth watching. I.e. something dedicated to those who came up fast and died before we could bag them in the next year's deadpools. Ann McPherson is such a creature, she is sitting pretty as an occasional deadpool pick but most of us had missed her. She will not see 2012.

 

I don't think it's going to be very long now. Dr McPherson can no longer make public appearances and was too ill to travel to accept a lifetime achievement award from the British Medical Journal this week (they're a bit like the Oscars for doctors) Her award was accepted on her behalf by, er, Hugh Grant!

[The Unknown Man 560]

Chicago Blackhawks legend Stan Mikita has been diagnosed with oral cancer.

[lastorders 15]

Mugabe's demise is overdue.....

technically... everyone on this forum is overdue. Nevermind the ones who have survived the list

[JR976evil 885]

Larry Flynt is interviewed in today's Independent, only 69 but sounds very frail, 33 years worth of paralysis and decades of copious substance abuse make him a most worthy candidate for next year

[angryGreatness 96]

John McConnell, the creator of Earth Day, is 96 and looks pretty aged.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McConnel...ace_activist%29

[The Unknown Man 560]

Sean Kingston is in critical condition after a jet ski crash.

[Paul Bearer 5,645]

Sean Kingston is in critical condition after a jet ski crash.

 

 

 

So we see

[maryportfuncity 10,013]

Beatrice de Cardi, no particular reason to add her other than she had a birthday yesterday and she was 97. Wiki page suggests she's obit worthy.

[Spade_Cooley 9,019]

Here's a definite guaranteed nailed on death for the next few years: former Hear'Say "singer", Emmerdale cast member and occasional Loose Women panellist Suzanne Shaw.

 

My main reason for this knowledge is the subsequent fates of the two other people she worked with on the completely forgotten 2008 reality TV show "The Baron".

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Here's a definite guaranteed nailed on death for the next few years: former Hear'Say "singer", Emmerdale cast member and occasional Loose Women panellist Suzanne Shaw.

 

My main reason for this knowledge is the subsequent fates of the two other people she worked with on the completely forgotten 2008 reality TV show "The Baron".

 

 

I would agree with you that she's a surefire bet, but only because anyone who lets themselves become impregnated by that absolute ballbag Darren Day is obviously severely mentally impaired and likely to do themselves a mischief.

[maryportfuncity 10,013]

 

We might as well enjoy this picture of David Oakes' face, because it's now mainly gathered in forensic bags in an Essex police station. He's fifty, stone-cert to go down for murder (including his two year old daughter) and lacking most of the front of his head which came off when his shotgun gave him the closest of shaves.

 

Suicide risk anyone?

[Rotten Ali 599]

It's been two years since DDT said Chris Woodhead was quite ill. He was one of those just Knighted in The Queen's Birthday honors list. Like Prof' Edwards, it will be interesting to see if he turns up in person.

[Estuarian Float 91]

18 year-old Filipino, Junrey Balawing replaces He Pingping as world's shortest man. And we know what happened to He...

[maryportfuncity 10,013]

Faceless David Oakes is clearly struggling to face life, reports today suggest he ripped out his feeding tube, and brought about a serious infection. If, by any miracle, he makes the starting line for next year's dead pools, he'd be a good bet.

[Guest Yitzhak Ben-Ari]

Harold Camping suffers stroke...

 

He's 89 years old, I think he'll be keeling soon.

Edited June 13, 2011 by Magere Hein
Post fixed.

[Magere Hein 1,397]

Harold Camping suffers stroke...

 

He's 89 years old, I think he'll be keeling soon.

Dear Yitzhak,

 

Please preview your posts before hitting the "Add Reply" button.

 

I fixed your post, which looked like something the cat brought in, but I don't intend to make a habit of that.

 

A propos mr Camping's stroke: we already discussed it here.

 

regards,

Hein

[DevonDeathTrip 2,288]

Hairdresser Vidal Sassoon has announced he is suffering from leukaemia.

[Spade_Cooley 9,019]

Two men arrested on suspicion of plotting to kill Joss Stone with a sword.

[Paul Bearer 5,645]

Two men arrested on suspicion of plotting to kill Joss Stone with a sword.

 

 

 

Damned decent of the sun to show a picture of a piece of rope, as if we don't know what rope looks like.

[maryportfuncity 10,013]

Am I missing summat? What makes her worth getting that worked up about?

[Magere Hein 1,397]

Am I missing summat? What makes her worth getting that worked up about?

Mebby I should move those posts to the Useless Daft Bimbos topic?

 

regards,

Hein

[themaninblack 2,112]

Am I missing summat? What makes her worth getting that worked up about?

Mebby I should move those posts to the Useless Daft Bimbos topic?

 

regards,

Hein

 

She deffo qualifies...

[Spade_Cooley 9,019]

Am I missing summat? What makes her worth getting that worked up about?

 

I believe Stone has a reputation in the music industry for being batshit fucking insane, which explains why she hasn't had a hit for six years.

[Godot 148]

Facebook?

[maryportfuncity 10,013]

Facebook?

 

No way, even if it's peaked, it has a long way to fall from half a billion worldwide and 29.8 million in the UK. I mean, everyone knew Viz comic couldn't sustain 1 million sales, it still knocks out a quarter of that twenty years later in the Sickipedia era. As I type these words squillions of sperm are swimming eggwards around the world, the successful results will grow to use some version of Facebook...FACT!