maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted April 24, 2018 12 hours ago, FixedBusiness said: (I really want to post this on the forum somewhere so I guess I'll post it here because of the day it fell on) Someone in my beautiful city of Winnipeg (in the Osbourne Village part of it, right near downtown) blasted a false nuclear attack warning through the loud speakers on Sunday at 9.20am. The message said "Due to the uncertain track of these missles, all Canadian residents should seek shelter immediately" and that Prime Minister Justin Cuckdeau would be making a statement later this week. The police determined this morning that the message is a hoax. Did anyone point out they got the PM's name wrong as well? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted April 24, 2018 2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Did anyone point out they got the PM's name wrong as well? Heh that was on my part, I thought I was being clever by adding the "Cuck" part in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,342 Posted April 24, 2018 On 4/12/2018 at 15:37, time said: The rapture is coming - 23rd April according to an 'expert'. Today is April 24th and Norway is still here and all the Norwegians I know have not left for heaven (or space ships - for those who are ancient astronaut theorists.) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted September 2, 2018 Michael Moore says Donald Trump will be 'last president' https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/michael-moore-fahrenheit-11-9-911-trump-trailer-new-documentary-movie-netflix-a8485406.html A centuries old prophecy says Pope Francis will be 'last pope' in history https://veritas-vincit-international.org/2017/08/05/the-last-pope-revisiting-the-prophecy-of-st-malachy/ In 1973, an MIT computer predicted the end of civilization. So far, it's on target. It predicted that by 2040 our civilization would end. https://bigthink.com/paul-ratner/in-1973-an-mit-computer-predicted-the-end-of-civilization-so-far-its-on-target Society will collapse by 2040 due to catastrophic food shortages, says university study https://www.independent.co.uk/environment/climate-change/society-will-collapse-by-2040-due-to-catastrophic-food-shortages-says-study-10336406.html 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 2, 2019 Red coo born in Israel signals the End of Days.... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bible-prophecy-realised-first-red-13213028 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,325 Posted January 24, 2019 On 26/01/2018 at 06:01, Davey Jones' Locker said: It is that time of year again... Doomsday Clock moves closest to midnight since the height of the Cold War: http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-26/doomsday-clock-closest-to-midnight-since-cold-war/9364170 It is that time of year again... "'Doomsday Clock' remains at 2 minutes to midnight The threat of global catastrophe remains at its highest level since the Cold War, according to the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists. The group has warned of a "new abnormal" in regards to world security. The group of scientists, which includes 15 Nobel Prize laureates, cites global warming, the threat of nuclear war and the manipulation of facts as factors that have brought the planet "the closest it has ever been to apocalypse." "Though unchanged from 2018, this setting should be taken not as a sign of stability but as a stark warning to leaders and citizens around the world," the group said. "Humanity now faces two simultaneous existential threats, either of which would be cause for extreme concern and immediate attention. These major threats — nuclear weapons and climate change — were exacerbated this past year by the increased use of information warfare to undermine democracy around the world, amplifying risk from these and other threats and putting the future of civilization in extraordinary danger. [snip] In regards to the threat of nuclear war, the group described the world security situation as a "new abnormal," which Rachel Bronson, president and CEO of the bulletin, described as "a state that features an unpredictable and shifting landscape of simmering disputes that multiply the chances for a major conflict to erupt." "The new normal risks emboldening autocrats and lulling citizens around the world into a dangerous sense of anomie and political paralysis," Bronson said in a statement accompanying the report." Full article: https://www.dw.com/en/doomsday-clock-remains-at-2-minutes-to-midnight/a-47222571 Have a cheerful day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,073 Posted April 7, 2020 Tonight we have a "Pink Moon" - some say it could mean the end of the world: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/11344706/pink-moon-meaning-conspiracy-theory/ Edit: Huh, could have sworn this was in extracurricular... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,232 Posted April 7, 2020 59 minutes ago, gcreptile said: Tonight we have a "Pink Moon" - some say it could mean the end of the world: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/11344706/pink-moon-meaning-conspiracy-theory/ Also a Nick Drake album. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,071 Posted April 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Toast said: Also a Nick Drake album. his best imho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted April 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: his best imho. Hmm, Bryter Later, surely - both versions of Hazy Jane and Northern Sky, awesome Though his family rated Pink Moon and the line on his gravestone is from From the Morning on that album 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted April 7, 2020 3 hours ago, gcreptile said: Tonight we have a "Pink Moon" - some say it could mean the end of the world: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/11344706/pink-moon-meaning-conspiracy-theory/ Edit: Huh, could have sworn this was in extracurricular... The fact there is a global pandemic is possibly a more accurate prediction of whether the world is ending than the colour of the moon, but the odds are it isn't ending, as usual ! In the town I grew up in the moon is often a reddish colour, which I think might be connected to the pollution from the local petro chemical plant ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,366 Posted September 30, 2020 A helpful list, thoughtfully compiled by end times authority Dr Dave Williams on what heathens, unbelievers and agnostics should do in the event of missing the rapture 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted October 1, 2020 10 hours ago, DevonDeathTrip said: A helpful list, thoughtfully compiled by end times authority Dr Dave Williams on what heathens, unbelievers and agnostics should do in the event of missing the rapture I had a dream about 3 years ago that there was a global nuclear holocaust on October 20 , 2020 connected to a crisis with North Korea ( I think) .It's the only dream I've ever had with an actual date in it. I guess we will soon find out if the Rapture happens that day or not then ! PS my dreams don't always come true, but this one scared the crap out of me ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,073 Posted March 18, 2021 So I read in this piece by Erin Brockovich (you know, the Julia Roberts Oscar role) that human male sperm count, at the current trajectory will reach zero in 2045, because of chemicals: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/mar/18/toxic-chemicals-health-humanity-erin-brokovich 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,073 Posted November 25, 2021 New Coronavirus variant found in South Africa, being described as "concerning" and "heavily mutated". https://www.bbc.com/news/health-59418127 Thank God, I'm so ready to get so violently sodomized by the virus until I shoot blood out of my rear end like a fountain. I want this virus to chain me to the radiator and never let me leave the house ever again. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,628 Posted November 27, 2021 Shouldn’t this be in extra curricular? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,073 Posted January 17, 2022 Indonesia moves its capital from Jakarta to the island of Borneo, the new name will be Nusantara: https://www.channelnewsasia.com/asia/indonesia-new-capital-name-nusantara-east-kalimantan-2440426 https://www.spiegel.de/ausland/indonesien-kuenftige-hauptstadt-auf-borneo-heisst-nusantara-a-f101063d-a7ff-4f07-9971-d4a08068840a (german) Not yet the end times, but I like that they decided to move the capital because Jakarta is slowly sinking into the ground, i.e. slowly turning into a swamp half under water, and also because of the traffic collapse and bad air quality. This is how it's going to be when this planet collapses and everything and everyone slowly dies - some rich and powerful people will just try to move to a new planet. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,104 Posted September 7, 2023 One more for the list. Doomsday from Fiji to you, with love. South Korean cult Grace Road Church members arrested in Fiji - BBC News 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,073 Posted November 10, 2023 The singularity will be coming before 2031: https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/a45780855/when-will-the-singularity-happen/ Singularity = AI breaks free from human control. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,104 Posted December 6, 2023 90 seconds to midnight. Enjoy Xmas. Doomsday Clock warns world of catastrophe in 2024 after year of war and natural disasters (msn.com) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
six feet blunder 161 Posted December 6, 2023 Blimey after reading that maybe the committee wont need to pick 50 names for 2024 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
