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No. Zager and Evans wasn't it?

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12 hours ago, charon said:

No. Zager and Evans wasn't it?

We have to wait 500 years for that one.

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On 12/04/2011 at 00:31, Phantom said:

Wasn't sure if there was already a topic opened on this and couldn't find one when I did a search (so if anyone wants to move it, please feel free to do so)

89 year old televangelist Harold Camping is predicting the rapture to take place on May 21st 2011

Another one who never seems to have been mentioned on this site is the Texan crank/televangelist/false prophet/snake oil salesman Hal Lindsey who wrote "The Late Great Planet Earth" in 1969 which, amongst other things, predicted an imminent Soviet invasion of Israel which was to be a sign of the end times.  :rolleyes: 

 

In another book, he predicted the world would end in the 1980s. 

 

Somehow he has managed not to lose his credibility entirely with his bollocks prophecies and is still at it with a cable television show, "The Hal Lindsey Report", 30 years after the world was meant to end.  Anyway, even though he is still active, he was born in 1929,  so one to keep an eye on.

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On 25/01/2018 at 20:50, bladan said:

Dr Guy McPherson says that "Most people on Earth will be dead within the coming months. No people will celebrate the New Year in 2026."

 

https://guymcpherson.com/2017/12/lets-try-this-again/

 

He is professor emeritus at the University of Arizona, where he taught and conducted research for twenty years.

 

He's also got a book to promote and is available for one-off lectures/gigs

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So have you Mary :D

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On 2/25/2018 at 11:28, maryportfuncity said:

 

He's also got a book to promote and is available for one-off lectures/gigs

So we aren't fucked! Thank goodness

 

"The chance that there will be any permanent ice left in the Arctic after 2022 is essentially zero." (Dr Jim Anderson, Harvard University, Professor of Atmospheric Chemistry, Member of NAS)

"The inevitable result of ice-free Arctic will be huge plumes of methane... a catastrophe." (Professor Peter Wadhams, the world's leading expert on Arctic sea ice)

"If we don't solve it [the carbon problem], we are finished." (Wadhams)

"Even if a small fraction of the Arctic carbon were released to the atmosphere, we’re fucked." (Dr Jason Box, Professor in Glaciology at The Geologic Survey of Denmark and Greenland, a leading expert on Greenland ice)

"So for forty years I tried to warn people. Now I tell them it's too late and we're fucked..." (Ian Baxter, retired physicist and Green Party councillor)

"We urgently need to do – and actually do – something radical to avert a global catastrophe. But I don't think we will. I think we're fucked." (Dr Stephen Emmott, Head of the Microsoft lab in Cambridge and Visiting Professor in University of Oxford and London University College, Distinguished Fellow of NESTA)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The rapture is coming - 23rd April according to an 'expert'.

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"Rapture expert".

 

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42 minutes ago, time said:

The rapture is coming - 23rd April according to an 'expert'.

Yes,Wonderous stories.

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42 minutes ago, time said:

The rapture is coming - 23rd April according to an 'expert'.

I should ban your arse for putting up the express link. :P:lol::lol:

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54 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

I should ban your arse for putting up the express link. :P:lol::lol:

I could have put up the Fox News link!:P

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Obligatory Blondie video

 

 

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On ‎12‎/‎04‎/‎2018 at 14:37, time said:

The rapture is coming - 23rd April according to an 'expert'.

normally I just laugh at this type of prediction but I have to say with all this tension between the USA and Russia over Syria I am starting to wonder if we might be heading for some type of  global calamity ! 

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A recent online rumor I've seen states April 18th as the big day.

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Hope not.  I have tickets for Bryan Ferry at the end of the month, and the Stones in May.

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Would be a disappointing end to all of those Marvel fans who will never get the opportunity to see Infinity War. 

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I hope not either. I have tickets for Slayer in May, Suicidal Tendencies in July and Metallica in September.

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4 minutes ago, FixedBusiness said:

I hope not either. I have tickets for Slayer in May, Suicidal Tendencies in July and Metallica in September.

Speculative at best surely?

If The Rapture doesn't get them they might have succumbed to themselves by then?

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As long as it happens after my beach vacation on June 17th I'll be satisfied, in fact I would prefer to be raptured with a beautiful coastal sunset in the view.

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Since you all labor under the delusion that you will be raptured, in reality you may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.

 

Apologies to Davy Crockett.

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On ‎4‎/‎12‎/‎2018 at 14:37, time said:

The rapture is coming - 23rd April according to an 'expert'.

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23 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

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"The people of this country have had enough of experts." Michael Gove, 2016

 

 

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(I really want to post this on the forum somewhere so I guess I'll post it here because of the day it fell on)

 

Someone in my beautiful city of Winnipeg (in the Osbourne Village part of it, right near downtown) blasted a false nuclear attack warning through the loud speakers on Sunday at 9.20am. 

The message said "Due to the uncertain track of these missles, all Canadian residents should seek shelter immediately" and that Prime Minister Justin Cuckdeau would be making a statement later this week.

The police determined this morning that the message is a hoax.

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On 4/12/2018 at 14:37, time said:

The rapture is coming - 23rd April according to an 'expert'.

Checks Calendar....

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22 minutes ago, En Passant said:

Checks Calendar....

That 'expert' seems quiet, though, maybe it was just his own personal rapture.

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