Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221 Posted March 2, 2021 21 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: Yup, there are loads of reasons why he could have been vaccinated already other than underlying health issues. I'm still in my late 20s and have had the vaccine, because I've done some volunteering for NHS Test & Trace. I know several folk who are signed up as volunteers to T&T and they've all been vaccinated as a result too. Christ!!! Old before ya time m'lad!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221 Posted March 2, 2021 On 12/04/2016 at 16:19, Dr. Zorders said: He was talking about not voting to get out of the EU so he wouldn't lose his talentless, cushy, sweet-arse, golden cherry plum instant-diabetes-causing fucking silk-panties-wearing Rococo cupcake of a job. (No offense) He was a loon, funny as fuck, mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leon Brittan 294 Posted March 2, 2021 For fucks sake I saw this thread trending and thought the bellend had croaked it. Got me hopes up 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted March 2, 2021 10 minutes ago, Leon Brittan said: For fucks sake I saw this thread trending and thought the bellend had croaked it. Got me hopes up I know the feeling. Anytime I see Piers Morgan trending my hopes rise only to be dashed almost immediately 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,164 Posted March 2, 2021 44 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Depends on the family dynamics I suppose. In a lot of families I know its not always the eldest child who takes on a caring or responsible role in relation to their elderly parents. Depends more on where they live. Which as it happens isn't that far from me. I could easily find out by asking my mate's parents who are friendly with them if I could be arsed, which I can't. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,347 Posted March 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Toast said: Depends more on where they live. Which as it happens isn't that far from me. I could easily find out by asking my mate's parents who are friendly with them if I could be arsed, which I can't. You are both a tease and a spoilt sport! Arguably makes you a great combination in the lovers department! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,081 Posted November 13, 2023 On 14/04/2016 at 00:21, Tempus Fugit said: Cameron, is a shiny faced cunt who is incapable of being honest, he'd fuck his own mother up the arse before he'd admit to being a lying bastard. So, ideal for a return to Government as Foreign Secretary. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,690 Posted November 13, 2023 Just realised that David Cameron’s mother Mary is still alive and will be 90 next year. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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TQR 14,414 Posted November 13, 2023 Amazing how Cameron has emerged from the abyss just a week or two after Dominic Cummings' "fuckpigs, morons & cunts" comment. S'alright Dom, he heard you the first time. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,340 Posted November 13, 2023 4 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said: Just realised that David Cameron’s mother Mary is still alive and will be 90 next year. She also has dementia. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,662 Posted November 13, 2023 23 minutes ago, Sean said: She also has dementia. So, that's one vote they can still rely on, then 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,081 Posted November 20, 2023 He gets his ermine on as Lord Cameron of Chipping Norton: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/watch-moment-david-cameron-becomes-150744093.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADjmAfHN990vAzvimlPg8mqlatoJctDFJf69vQsLCWHsqZ1lw9VmZKxbGY_5_Vb5XsGlT6Bw2SQY_7Gp2ZELYpkxLOHsT2UYJiBmSVHsm567Jt6mUcPpw3usQ6ZxtW28gKtRrU9E3pp5g8Kys6Z0a-fi9yZBEpQci3qu0TeIphYe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,414 Posted November 20, 2023 Bloody unelected bureaucrats. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,690 Posted November 20, 2023 8 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: He gets his ermine on as Lord Cameron of Chipping Norton: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/watch-moment-david-cameron-becomes-150744093.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADjmAfHN990vAzvimlPg8mqlatoJctDFJf69vQsLCWHsqZ1lw9VmZKxbGY_5_Vb5XsGlT6Bw2SQY_7Gp2ZELYpkxLOHsT2UYJiBmSVHsm567Jt6mUcPpw3usQ6ZxtW28gKtRrU9E3pp5g8Kys6Z0a-fi9yZBEpQci3qu0TeIphYe I bet you Quim is frothing out the mouth. Edit: Ninja’d by the triggered Quim itself. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,414 Posted November 20, 2023 13 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: I bet you Quim is frothing out the mouth. Edit: Ninja’d by the triggered Quim itself. Such a burn. Next you’ll be branding me a wokerati leftist blob tofu eating snowflake somethingorother. I might cry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,690 Posted November 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, TQR said: Such a burn. Next you’ll be branding me a wokerati leftist blob tofu eating snowflake somethingorother. I might cry. I thought you didn’t answer to Quim? I genuinely hope you’re feeling ok and you make it out of your mum’s basement today to get some fresh air. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,414 Posted November 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: I thought you didn’t answer to Quim? I genuinely hope you’re feeling ok and you make it out of your mum’s basement today to get some fresh air. This is such a puzzling reaction Do you not see something wrong with seeing a news story and thinking “cool, least it pisses someone off”? Maybe treat yourself another break before your inner resentment chokes you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,690 Posted November 20, 2023 20 minutes ago, TQR said: This is such a puzzling reaction Do you not see something wrong with seeing a news story and thinking “cool, least it pisses someone off”? Maybe treat yourself another break before your inner resentment chokes you. Do you need a cuddle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,414 Posted November 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: Do you need a cuddle? That’s the spirit! See, it’s much easier to be kind to those who do no harm to you. Valuable lesson learned. You’re welcome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,081 Posted February 16 Interviewed on Sky News about Navalny's death. I see time hasn't changed him. He's still doing the whole "I've answered 2 or 3 of the questions, now I shall abruptly walk off, stage left" thing. Must be hurrying off to try and reap more millions of taxpayers' money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,662 Posted February 16 24 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Interviewed on Sky News about Navalny's death. I see time hasn't changed him. He's still doing the whole "I've answered 2 or 3 of the questions, now I shall abruptly walk off, stage left" thing. Must be hurrying off to try and reap more millions of taxpayers' money. Aye, time's literally money there, mind - going on last night's by-election results the Tory gravy train will be careering down the embankment in a few months. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BonScott 122 Posted February 16 8 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Aye, time's literally money there, mind - going on last night's by-election results the Tory gravy train will be careering down the embankment in a few months. Don't speak too soon, I believe the tories will get another majority at the next election, Starmer is too boring/wooden/out of touch with working class Britain to be a PM, too woke and indecisive too, just Ed Miliband with a bit more grey matter Boundary changes, ID cards, giving expats the vote, tax cuts, culture wars, will all combine to give Tories a majority, plus Labour losing the muslim vote too Starmer won't be PM after next election imho 1 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
