Bibliogryphon 9,639 Posted September 23, 2013 Putin popped in to pay him a visit yesterday, seems like he's back to as good a health as possible for a 93-year-old. How rude Mr Putin to fall asleep whilst visiting a pensioner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,624 Posted November 18, 2013 Back in intensive care. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted November 18, 2013 Please God release Mr Kalashnikov from his life long guilt and suffering and give us a 10th hit. Ta Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,550 Posted November 18, 2013 Back in intensive care. YAY The Strib, that's my local paper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted November 19, 2013 Back in intensive care. A harsh winter could well see him off, hopefully bring an end to this lull period we've had recently Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted November 19, 2013 Back in intensive care. A harsh winter could well see him off, hopefully bring an end to this lull period we've had recently He's Russian. He's experienced more harsh winters than I've had hot dinners... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted November 20, 2013 I wonder what triggered Kalashnikov's visit to the hospital? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,043 Posted November 21, 2013 Probably heart troubles considering that's been the reason for his previous hospital stays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted November 21, 2013 I wonder what triggered Kalashnikov's visit to the hospital? Didn't know you did jokes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted November 21, 2013 I wonder what triggered Kalashnikov's visit to the hospital? Maybe, a large pile of magazines fell on him? 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted November 21, 2013 I wonder what triggered Kalashnikov's visit to the hospital? I guess we'll learn if he's discharged. regards, Hein 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,624 Posted December 17, 2013 Back in the hospital again, back in "serious" condition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,550 Posted December 17, 2013 Back in the hospital again, back in "serious" condition. I hadn't realised he'd got out from the last time he was admitted. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted December 18, 2013 kalashnikov condition now described as 'grave'. http://indrus.in/new...rs_s_31709.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted December 18, 2013 Kalashnikov’s son, Viktor, said on Tuesday he was not allowed to visit his 94-year-old father, as doctors feared any infection could affect him. Yeah, bye Mikhail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,672 Posted December 23, 2013 DEAD (I think that's what you intended ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manuel 30 Posted December 23, 2013 DEAD (I think that's what you intended ) Thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 874 Posted December 23, 2013 That was not exactly a shot out of the blue. (First pun, who's next?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted December 23, 2013 kalashnikov condition now described as 'grave'. http://indrus.in/new...rs_s_31709.html Kalashnikov condition now described as 'in a grave' Deathlists cooking on gas this month! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted December 23, 2013 kalashnikov condition now described as 'grave'. http://indrus.in/new...rs_s_31709.html Kalashnikov condition now described as 'in a grave' Deathlists cooking on gas this month! As will Kalashnikov at the local crem. Crisping nicely on gas mark 50 !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,624 Posted December 23, 2013 12,600 bullet salute 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted December 23, 2013 Told ya! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skunk62 1 Posted December 23, 2013 Why not GONE WITH A BANG? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lá an Lúbáin Posted December 23, 2013 He's fleeced his final clip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites