Spade_Cooley 9,629 Posted March 11, 2013 After a six-month spell that has seen him battle bleeding ulcers, Barrett's oesophagus and anaemia, history's second most famous racist vegetarian has now had to cancel gigs due to pnumonia in both lungs. It'd be a shame if Stevie took his bow without there being a DL thread for him, so let's have one. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,677 Posted March 11, 2013 First of the gang to die? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Flag 84 Posted March 11, 2013 I somehow doubt he'll be the last of the famous international Smiths The great thing about Morrissey is his back catalogue has so much misery and death-related material, there are loads (and not-so-good) of good puns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 11, 2013 After a six-month spell that has seen him battle bleeding ulcers, Barrett's oesophagus and anaemia, history's second most famous racist vegetarian has now had to cancel gigs due to pnumonia in both lungs. It'd be a shame if Stevie took his bow without there being a DL thread for him, so let's have one. I wonder if his doctor will reccomend a protein-heavy diet and all that implies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,629 Posted March 11, 2013 I wonder if his doctor will reccomend a protein-heavy diet That was Marc Almond's excuse... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted March 11, 2013 I wonder if his doctor will reccomend a protein-heavy diet and all that implies? "I could murder a steak" isn't exactly the first sentence I imagine to come from his lips. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,844 Posted March 11, 2013 Second-most famous? Hitler wasn't a vegetarian, old wife's tale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,629 Posted March 11, 2013 I meant Henry Ford and/or Elvis Costello. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,043 Posted March 11, 2013 Bardot's high up there as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 11, 2013 I meant Henry Ford and/or Elvis Costello. A couple of drunken remarks in 1980 does not an Adolf Eichmann make... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EGN 121 Posted March 12, 2013 Hmmm, the left wing do two things well; music and soap. If i'm having a bath i'm listening to Morrisey or Pearl Jam and using some right-on Lush bubble bath. For running a country however... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrian0719 224 Posted March 22, 2013 Retirement rumours again. http://www.vulture.c...twitter_vulture Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,629 Posted July 14, 2013 Another large batch of tour dates cancelled, this time due to "food poisoning" from penne with tomatoes. Can you get food poisoning from a tomato? Is that even a thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,232 Posted July 14, 2013 Another large batch of tour dates cancelled, this time due to "food poisoning" from penne with tomatoes. Can you get food poisoning from a tomato? Is that even a thing? In the heat of cancellations and postponements, the humiliation and mortification I feel on a personal level is too mammoth to be measured. If my spirits climb down any lower I could never again find the dignity to stand upright. Oh come on man, we've all had the shits at some time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,629 Posted July 25, 2013 Yet more retirement rumours, talking of "the last of many straws": He knows it's over? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 25, 2013 It's in the stars that Mozzer will end up a half-forgotten recluse, festering in the Hollywood hills, the Norma Desmond of Wythenshawe... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,629 Posted September 13, 2013 Autobiography withdrawn from sale three days before publication. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted September 13, 2013 Autobiography withdrawn from sale three days before publication. Same old, same old; two parts Shakespeare to one part pantomime dame; you've gotta love the man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,550 Posted June 11, 2014 Another tour cancelled Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,629 Posted June 11, 2014 ngl, the Marc Almond/Henry Ford/Elvis Costello/Hitler gags in this thread are probably the high point of my DL existence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted June 11, 2014 ngl, the Marc Almond/Henry Ford/Elvis Costello/Hitler gags in this thread are probably the high point of my DL existence. went to like the marc almond gag and found I already had a year ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Flag 84 Posted October 7, 2014 Has been treated for cancer, but says he's OK now http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/oct/07/morrissey-reveals-series-of-cancer-treatments-if-i-die-then-i-die Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 7, 2014 Another tour cancelled Whaddya reckon? Workshy fop or masking some significant health issue we haven't yet managed to guess. I mean, Phil Collins a recovering pisshead, didn't really see that one coming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 7, 2014 Another tour cancelled Whaddya reckon? Workshy fop or masking some significant health issue we haven't yet managed to guess. I mean, Phil Collins a recovering pisshead, didn't really see that one coming. Ignore the above, seen the cancer headlines. Maybe they'll prescribe, you know, meat! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
