charon 4,943 Posted October 29, 2014 Looking like the geezer out of "the mummy" now, only 'healthy' thing are his teeth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,280 Posted October 29, 2014 Is he wearing a chest draining tube? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Is he wearing a chest draining tube? Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Corben Michael Posted November 3, 2014 Sam's twitter account exhibited a sudden flurry of activity. Apparently, he got excited by (fellow deathlist-aspirant) Nik Wallenda's latest balancing act. Perhaps slightly more interesting is his comment on his dental health "Chemo gives you meth mouth and your teeth fall out. I just had check up. I keep mine another 6 mos!" Does he seriously think he will still need them by then? Cuz if he dies within 6 months he gets to keep them for much longer, since the dead are not affected by periodontitis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,474 Posted November 7, 2014 Four days without tweeting. Surely this is it now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,280 Posted November 7, 2014 I wouldn`t put money on it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ThinkAgain Posted November 7, 2014 Four days without tweeting. Surely this is it now? Four days without tweeting, but today a new tweet and some retweets. Surely Sam is reading this forum and tries his best to disappoint you. :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,280 Posted November 7, 2014 Sam is going to be the new Clive Dunn at this rate! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,414 Posted November 8, 2014 Four days without tweeting. Surely this is it now? Four days without tweeting, but today a new tweet and some retweets. Surely Sam is reading this forum and tries his best to disappoint you. :-) Highly doubt it will disappoint anyone as most people picked him this year and if he doesn't die this year virtually everyone will pick him next year. No one really wants him to die we save that for the evil ones (see ian brady ,peter sutcliffe) but that's life and he is dying . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted November 8, 2014 I don't think there should be a pick like Simon next year - i.e. someone who is basically live-tweeting their own death. Because (like Twitter) it's actually much less entertaining and interesting than many people thought it would be and it gets really old real fast. Every 5 days Guest_Guest posts a new pic of him from his Twitter feed and says something like "He can't have long left now" even though he doesn't look very much worse than before. And then the guy just keeps going and it turns out that he does have a lot longer left than Guest_Guest said. And it makes us look far more ghoulish than we actually are, as though we seek out every single "sign of deterioration" or something, even though all we're actually doing is viewing photos from his very easily accessible feed which he puts out every 3 days, most of which no-one here was really that excited to see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,280 Posted November 8, 2014 He should definitely be Number 1 on next years list though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest calmilligan Posted November 11, 2014 http://www.adelaiden...b-1227119106287 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,616 Posted November 11, 2014 I don't think there should be a pick like Simon next year - i.e. someone who is basically live-tweeting their own death. Because (like Twitter) it's actually much less entertaining and interesting than many people thought it would be and it gets really old real fast. Every 5 days Guest_Guest posts a new pic of him from his Twitter feed and says something like "He can't have long left now" even though he doesn't look very much worse than before. And then the guy just keeps going and it turns out that he does have a lot longer left than Guest_Guest said. And it makes us look far more ghoulish than we actually are, as though we seek out every single "sign of deterioration" or something, even though all we're actually doing is viewing photos from his very easily accessible feed which he puts out every 3 days, most of which no-one here was really that excited to see. What, you mean you're here for the company and the laughs? Fuck sake, I feel totally wretched now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted November 16, 2014 I don't think there should be a pick like Simon next year - i.e. someone who is basically live-tweeting their own death. Because (like Twitter) it's actually much less entertaining and interesting than many people thought it would be and it gets really old real fast. You say he's live tweeting his own death. But apparently, he is still living in denial. Some of you have mentioned that every article headline calls me "dying" and I agree I don't like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,509 Posted November 18, 2014 Donates money to save Benjy the Gay Bull Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,731 Posted November 18, 2014 Benjy? Benjy?? It should be Clark. (Yes, I do know where the door is, thanks all the same). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest theendisnigh Posted November 18, 2014 Sam is letting you guys down again: http://t.co/sVNi14is1M His scans were "very good" - some tumours are shrinking. Somewhat unexpected - seems like he'll see 2015 after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 18, 2014 I'll give you evens re this year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest theendisnigh Posted November 22, 2014 Again, bad news for DDP teams featuring him. Someone commented on his gaunt appearance earlier. Things have changed since... Haha. I gained 12 pounds. No feeding tube for me' So, he ain't dying yet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 22, 2014 Just means the other tube is blocked..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,414 Posted November 22, 2014 Again, bad news for DDP teams featuring him. Someone commented on his gaunt appearance earlier. Things have changed since... Haha. I gained 12 pounds. No feeding tube for me' So, he ain't dying yet... Steroids ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,280 Posted December 7, 2014 https://twitter.com/simonsam/media - We are in bedsore territory now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted December 7, 2014 https://twitter.com/simonsam/media - We are in bedsore territory now. too many details...😐 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,616 Posted December 7, 2014 https://twitter.com/simonsam/media - We are in bedsore territory now. We're in very marginal 2014/15 territory too. He's a complete banker if he's breating on 1 Jan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,397 Posted December 7, 2014 https://twitter.com/simonsam/media - We are in bedsore territory now. We're in very marginal 2014/15 territory too. He's a complete banker if he's breating on 1 Jan. He's one of four I'm now watching the countdown to 2015 on. The Ray Price/Philip Gould countdown, as its pessimistically known. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
