DCI Frank Burnside 3,876 Posted June 3, 2020 Otto Von Jizzmark would make a great username Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,582 Posted June 3, 2020 Our local newspaper (I use the term loosely) is liveblogging about McDonald's drive-throughs being open. Kill me now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,084 Posted June 4, 2020 Headline of the day. "Porn star Nacho Vidal held in Spain after man dies in toad-venom ritual". https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52920291 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted June 7, 2020 Don’t fall asleep at the zoo https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/android/video.php?v=wshhblsHIH9S5f1go2N1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,126 Posted June 7, 2020 36 minutes ago, Wee Jum said: Don’t fall asleep at the zoo https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/android/video.php?v=wshhblsHIH9S5f1go2N1 @Lord Fellatio Nelson should appreciate this one. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted June 8, 2020 Someone actually found Forrest Fenn's treasure. Now he can die in peace: https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/06/08/forrest-fenn-treasure-found-1-m-treasure-found-rocky-mountains/5317286002/ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted June 15, 2020 baldan will be joining us shortly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted June 22, 2020 Welp, we’re all dead now: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted June 25, 2020 On 22/06/2020 at 15:58, Joey Russ said: Welp, we’re all dead now: people often think of the statue of liberty surviving into post apocalyptic world but its not a solid metal its a thin layer of copper and probably would not last that long into post apocalyptic world Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,126 Posted June 25, 2020 The photos of the Statue of Liberty under construction in Paris are always surreal. https://www.messynessychic.com/2012/06/22/made-in-paris-the-statue-of-liberty-1877-1885/ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted June 25, 2020 34 minutes ago, runebomme said: people often think of the statue of liberty surviving into post apocalyptic world but its not a solid metal its a thin layer of copper and probably would not last that long into post apocalyptic world So, it would probably fall over then if, say, a plane or two flew into it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted June 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Lard Bazaar said: So, it would probably fall over then if, say, a plane or two flew into it? would not everything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted June 25, 2020 Just now, runebomme said: would not everything Ayers Rock wouldn’t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted June 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Ayers Rock wouldn’t. It would do more than that if they carried nukes 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,582 Posted June 26, 2020 Oops https://news.sky.com/story/new-lamborghini-sports-car-crashes-in-west-yorkshire-twenty-minutes-into-first-trip-12014366 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted June 30, 2020 New York Times issues correction after it erroneously implied that British people "flocked to swamps" during lockdown. Quote Correction: June 29, 2020 An earlier version of this article referred incorrectly to one of the areas where crowds had formed during a recent heatwave. People flocked to parks, beaches and streams, not swamps 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted July 4, 2020 Social distancing guidelines after your eighth pint: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,126 Posted July 6, 2020 41 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Please advise: As for the first option, does it not depend on the number of fucks? If a singular fuck, it would be "for fuck's sake". If more than one fuck, then "for fucks' sake". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted July 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Toast said: As for the first option, does it not depend on the number of fucks? If a singular fuck, it would be "for fuck's sake". If more than one fuck, then "for fucks' sake". But then is ‘Fuck’ is a noun, for example instead of ‘God’, meaning it’d be “For Fuck’s sake” capitalised? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 6, 2020 My daughter just sent me that and this was my response ‘It’s actually ‘for fuck’s sake’ - for the sake of fuck - the sake belongs to fuck so there needs to be a possessive apostrophe‘. Interesting how we all interpret this differently. Of course for quickness it’s FUCKSAKE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,126 Posted July 6, 2020 1 hour ago, The Quim Reaper said: But then is ‘Fuck’ is a noun, for example instead of ‘God’, meaning it’d be “For Fuck’s sake” capitalised? It could be a noun, but it would only need to be capitalised if it were a proper noun. Unless it's German. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,582 Posted July 6, 2020 40 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: My daughter just sent me that and this was my response ‘It’s actually ‘for fuck’s sake’ - for the sake of fuck - the sake belongs to fuck so there needs to be a possessive apostrophe‘. Interesting how we all interpret this differently. Of course for quickness it’s FUCKSAKE. FUXAKE! (agreed with everything else though). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,740 Posted July 6, 2020 33 minutes ago, Toast said: Unless it's German Which got me to wondering, as one does. But of course google translate was as much use as a chocolate fireguard in this respect, unsurprisingly I know just enough German (and certainly that word) to know what it tried to do to me. Fick you google translate, if there actually is a himmel I pray you're not in it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted July 6, 2020 22 minutes ago, En Passant said: Which got me to wondering, as one does. But of course google translate was as much use as a chocolate fireguard in this respect, unsurprisingly I know just enough German (and certainly that word) to know what it tried to do to me. Fick you google translate, if there actually is a himmel I pray you're not in it. Putting my A* German GCSE from almost a decade ago to use, I believe they say ‘verdammt noch mal’, basically ‘damn it all’ more often, though our German users may well correct me here. They’re just too fucking polite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
