Boudicca 702 Posted February 10, 2021 Read the standing orders! @The Quim Reaper READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM!!!111!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,537 Posted February 10, 2021 53 minutes ago, Boudicca said: Read the standing orders! @The Quim Reaper READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM!!!111!!! You have NO authority here, Jackie Boudicca! Oh, wait, you do. Never mind... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted February 10, 2021 1 hour ago, msc said: You have NO authority here, Jackie Boudicca! Oh, wait, you do. Never mind... @mscI have absolutely no authority at all. It's great. New year, new me! FTM! More concerning is how to explain the avatar change to SC who is obviously quite disturbed by this development. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,104 Posted February 20, 2021 Shit. That ruse has been rumbled. Women pose as 'grannies' to skip vaccine queue - BBC News Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,457 Posted February 20, 2021 Porn getting racy during lockdown: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,074 Posted March 2, 2021 Lunch break mystery... (yeah, that's what I do as almost the only one in my department to not be working from home). I caught this story in the Guardian about Chinese billionaires kicking out British millionaires of newly acquired golf clubs: https://www.theguardian.com/news/2021/mar/02/wentworth-golf-club-reignwood-yan-bin In the article, I stumbled across Sir Stanley Simmons, former physician of the queen, supposedly still alive in his 80s. Only, he's been dead since 2017: https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/thetimes-uk/obituary.aspx?n=stanley-clifford-simmons&pid=185691622 And the article had already been run by the Guardian in 2016: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/feb/20/battle-for-wentworth-golf-club-surrey-super-rich So yeah, they altered the article slightly, put a new author on top, but didn't remember to check their quotations. (I'm kind of considering talking to the author on his twitter account later) Edit: Well, the author is an author and actually relevant historian at the University of Cambridge... Jesus, you'd think he'd be a little more careful. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,875 Posted March 4, 2021 https://twitter.com/YashwantSinha/status/1367110104483463170 This tweet by former Indian finance minister Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,457 Posted March 8, 2021 NB: This will be my last reference to this fiasco. It all needs to stop. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted March 9, 2021 Inanimate objects that seem to be a little bit upset. https://cheezburger.com/13762565/inanimate-objects-that-seem-a-bit-upset 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,074 Posted March 10, 2021 British "controversial" conservative activist and general has-been Milo Yiannopoulos is now ex-gay, "sodomy-free" and wants to "rehabilitate conversion therapy". https://nypost.com/2021/03/10/milo-yiannopoulos-announces-he-is-ex-gay-and-sodomy-free/ I especially like this quote: "As far as his personal life, Yiannopoulos said of his husband: “The guy I live with has been demoted to housemate, which hasn’t been easy for either of us. It helps that I can still just about afford to keep him in Givenchy and a new Porsche every year. Could be worse for him, I guess.”" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted March 10, 2021 2 hours ago, gcreptile said: British "controversial" conservative activist and general has-been Milo Yiannopoulos is now ex-gay, "sodomy-free" and wants to "rehabilitate conversion therapy". https://nypost.com/2021/03/10/milo-yiannopoulos-announces-he-is-ex-gay-and-sodomy-free/ I especially like this quote: "As far as his personal life, Yiannopoulos said of his husband: “The guy I live with has been demoted to housemate, which hasn’t been easy for either of us. It helps that I can still just about afford to keep him in Givenchy and a new Porsche every year. Could be worse for him, I guess.”" Never heard of him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,074 Posted March 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Never heard of him. He was more active in the US, where the rubes are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted March 12, 2021 Teacher convicted of pouring liquid nitrogen on student’s groin https://twitter.com/DanaRebikWGN/status/1000127815218552832?s=20 OUCH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted March 13, 2021 Iain has been busy tonight. Cecilia Bartholemew @CeciliaBTory · 1m If #CressidadIck resigned SHE WOULD PROBABLY BE REPLACED BY A MAN. HOW WOULD THAT HELP WOMENS SAFETY????? #ClaphamCommon #police 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,263 Posted March 14, 2021 Btw, if anyone wants a hint about who might be ill, Iain claimed that Douglas Hurd doesn’t have very long to live. I mean, he was so spot on with Vera Lynn back in late February of 2019 so surely he’s right now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,457 Posted March 14, 2021 Okay, okay, so which one of us is going to own up to being Sir Malcolm Richteabiscuit? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,457 Posted March 14, 2021 Oop, someone’s onto him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,217 Posted March 14, 2021 He is also running a poll to say whether he should leave twitter or not. I think the Hurd rumour is taking it too far myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted March 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Octopus of Odstock said: He is also running a poll to say whether he should leave twitter or not. I think the Hurd rumour is taking it too far myself. Tbf, he has taken everything to far! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted March 15, 2021 Not sure where else to post this. Watching something on Talking pictures TV, a thing called No Hiding Place dating from 1963 I saw a face that I knew playing the role of Cathy Kennedy who was the daughter of the victim of a murder, Michael Kennedy. Her face struck a chord with me as someone that I knew and on checking the credits it came back as Particia Brake, on further checking I knew her from Porridge as Fletcher's Daughter Ingrid. Here is the twist, she married a Michael Kennedy in 1997, struck me as a strange coincidence. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,071 Posted March 28, 2021 Employer hand delivers former employee’s final paycheck - in the form of 90,000 oily pennies in a wheelbarrow., along with a note. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,234 Posted April 2, 2021 A handy guide for the Easter weekend from the local paper. It's usually the comments that are the best thing about "news stories" like this. https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/19203413.oxfordshire-beauty-spots-used-dogging 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
