Phantom 2,469 Posted January 26, 2016 I don't know where to start with this one #earthisflat 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,234 Posted January 27, 2016 Dead man's body propped up by his friends for a poker game: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418229/Now-S-poker-face-Dead-gambler-embalmed-propped-table-final-game-cards-family-friends.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted January 28, 2016 More Santa japery.. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/santa-claus-arrested-dui-driving-wrong-article-1.2510799 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,558 Posted January 30, 2016 Lol. What do you expect from a tory rag ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted January 30, 2016 [Morbid]a cheaper price?[/kid] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted February 2, 2016 Halibuts are like, so much classier than us decadent cheap tacky western swine innit http://www.itv.com/news/2016-02-01/woman-threatens-legal-action-over-waferless-kitkat-demands-lifetime-supply/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,397 Posted February 2, 2016 Halibuts are like, so much classier than us decadent cheap tacky western swine innit http://www.itv.com/news/2016-02-01/woman-threatens-legal-action-over-waferless-kitkat-demands-lifetime-supply/ From that article: Nestle has yet to comment on the matter. I'm not Nestle, but my comment would be: fuck off. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted February 2, 2016 Halibuts are like, so much classier than us decadent cheap tacky western swine innit http://www.itv.com/news/2016-02-01/woman-threatens-legal-action-over-waferless-kitkat-demands-lifetime-supply/ From that article: Nestle has yet to comment on the matter. I'm not Nestle, but my comment would be: fuck off. also from that article Ahmad has researched similar instances of waferless KitKats online. "There are quite a few forums online where people complain of having KitKats without wafer," she said. The student admitted she is "trying her luck", adding "if you don't ask you don't get." In some ways she has a point, but a lifetime supply is a bit extreme. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted February 2, 2016 If she was white and did not have that thing wrapped around her head she would probably be the new Rebecca Black in terms of internet ridicule by now. Islamophilia will be the death of mankind. Thanks once again to all the pathetic left-wing cunts, big and small, who decided to adopt this baby alligator of a religion as a pet on our behalf. Please, do kill yourselves. On camera. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted February 2, 2016 If she was white and did not have that thing wrapped around her head on she would probably be the new Rebecca Black in terms of internet ridicule by now. Islamophilia will be the death of mankind. Thanks once again to all the pathetic left-wing cunts, big and small, who decided to adopt this baby alligator of a religion as a pet on our behalf. Please, do kill yourselves. On camera. No dafter than other attempts from people trying to sue companies in the past https://www.legalzoom.com/articles/top-ten-frivolous-lawsuits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted February 2, 2016 Halibuts are like, so much classier than us decadent cheap tacky western swine innit http://www.itv.com/news/2016-02-01/woman-threatens-legal-action-over-waferless-kitkat-demands-lifetime-supply/ From that article: Nestle has yet to comment on the matter. I'm not Nestle, but my comment would be: fuck off. also from that article Ahmad has researched similar instances of waferless KitKats online. "There are quite a few forums online where people complain of having KitKats without wafer," she said. The student admitted she is "trying her luck", adding "if you don't ask you don't get." In some ways she has a point, but a lifetime supply is a bit extreme. 'Lifetime' is subjective though. She may be strapping on the backpack for visiting Dr Z , so it might have only been a weeks worth. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted February 2, 2016 If she was white and did not have that thing wrapped around her head on she would probably be the new Rebecca Black in terms of internet ridicule by now. Islamophilia will be the death of mankind. Thanks once again to all the pathetic left-wing cunts, big and small, who decided to adopt this baby alligator of a religion as a pet on our behalf. Please, do kill yourselves. On camera. No dafter than other attempts from people trying to sue companies in the past https://www.legalzoom.com/articles/top-ten-frivolous-lawsuits All American. Her legal action wouldn't have anybody in the States batting an eye lid, maybe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted February 2, 2016 Halibuts are like, so much classier than us decadent cheap tacky western swine innit http://www.itv.com/news/2016-02-01/woman-threatens-legal-action-over-waferless-kitkat-demands-lifetime-supply/ From that article: Nestle has yet to comment on the matter. I'm not Nestle, but my comment would be: fuck off. also from that article Ahmad has researched similar instances of waferless KitKats online. "There are quite a few forums online where people complain of having KitKats without wafer," she said. The student admitted she is "trying her luck", adding "if you don't ask you don't get." In some ways she has a point, but a lifetime supply is a bit extreme. 'Lifetime' is subjective though. She may be strapping on the backpack for visiting Dr Z , so it might have only been a weeks worth. I think they calculate what the average consumption would be, so it's a couple of bars a week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted February 2, 2016 Halibuts are like, so much classier than us decadent cheap tacky western swine innit http://www.itv.com/news/2016-02-01/woman-threatens-legal-action-over-waferless-kitkat-demands-lifetime-supply/ From that article: Nestle has yet to comment on the matter. I'm not Nestle, but my comment would be: fuck off. also from that article Ahmad has researched similar instances of waferless KitKats online. "There are quite a few forums online where people complain of having KitKats without wafer," she said. The student admitted she is "trying her luck", adding "if you don't ask you don't get." In some ways she has a point, but a lifetime supply is a bit extreme. 'Lifetime' is subjective though. She may be strapping on the backpack for visiting Dr Z , so it might have only been a weeks worth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted February 2, 2016 Halibuts are like, so much classier than us decadent cheap tacky western swine innit http://www.itv.com/news/2016-02-01/woman-threatens-legal-action-over-waferless-kitkat-demands-lifetime-supply/ From that article: Nestle has yet to comment on the matter. I'm not Nestle, but my comment would be: fuck off. also from that article Ahmad has researched similar instances of waferless KitKats online. "There are quite a few forums online where people complain of having KitKats without wafer," she said. The student admitted she is "trying her luck", adding "if you don't ask you don't get." In some ways she has a point, but a lifetime supply is a bit extreme. 'Lifetime' is subjective though. She may be strapping on the backpack for visiting Dr Z , so it might have only been a weeks worth. I was gonna say, you never know what "lifetime supply" really means with Halibuts But I suppose you wishing me to die in an explosion for telling the truth came to about the same thing in the end. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted February 2, 2016 If she was white and did not have that thing wrapped around her head on she would probably be the new Rebecca Black in terms of internet ridicule by now. Islamophilia will be the death of mankind. Thanks once again to all the pathetic left-wing cunts, big and small, who decided to adopt this baby alligator of a religion as a pet on our behalf. Please, do kill yourselves. On camera. No dafter than other attempts from people trying to sue companies in the past https://www.legalzoom.com/articles/top-ten-frivolous-lawsuits All American. Her legal action wouldn't have anybody in the States batting an eye lid, maybe. The Liebeck Vs McDonald's case from 1994 is probably the one that most people are familair with. It was the case of the 80 year old who spilt coffee in her lap. From that she suffered 3rd degree burns. While people were busy rolling their eyes at the amount she was awarded which was $2.7 million. That money ended up paying for medical staff, surgery and 24hr care until she died 10 years later. While many might think the amount she was awarded is ridiculous, she probably wouldn't have needed that amount if medical fees were more affordable here in the States. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,964 Posted February 2, 2016 She's a law student. Litigation's in the blood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted February 2, 2016 If she was white and did not have that thing wrapped around her head on she would probably be the new Rebecca Black in terms of internet ridicule by now. Islamophilia will be the death of mankind. Thanks once again to all the pathetic left-wing cunts, big and small, who decided to adopt this baby alligator of a religion as a pet on our behalf. Please, do kill yourselves. On camera. No dafter than other attempts from people trying to sue companies in the past https://www.legalzoom.com/articles/top-ten-frivolous-lawsuits All American. Her legal action wouldn't have anybody in the States batting an eye lid, maybe. If she wasn't a Halibut, Zorders wouldn't have said anything. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,964 Posted February 2, 2016 If she was white and did not have that thing wrapped around her head on she would probably be the new Rebecca Black in terms of internet ridicule by now. Islamophilia will be the death of mankind. Thanks once again to all the pathetic left-wing cunts, big and small, who decided to adopt this baby alligator of a religion as a pet on our behalf. Please, do kill yourselves. On camera. No dafter than other attempts from people trying to sue companies in the past https://www.legalzoom.com/articles/top-ten-frivolous-lawsuits All American. Her legal action wouldn't have anybody in the States batting an eye lid, maybe. The Liebeck Vs McDonald's case from 1994 is probably the one that most people are familair with. It was the case of the 80 year old who spilt coffee in her lap. From that she suffered 3rd degree burns. While people were busy rolling their eyes at the amount she was awarded which was $2.7 million. That money ended up paying for medical staff, surgery and 24hr care until she died 10 years later. While many might think the amount she was awarded is ridiculous, she probably wouldn't have needed that amount if medical fees were more affordable here in the States. Coincidentally, this has been doing the rounds today. There was an out-of-court settlement for less than $600k, according to what I've read. Sources: http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm https://www.caoc.org/?pg=facts https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald%27s_Restaurants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted February 2, 2016 If she was white and did not have that thing wrapped around her head on she would probably be the new Rebecca Black in terms of internet ridicule by now. Islamophilia will be the death of mankind. Thanks once again to all the pathetic left-wing cunts, big and small, who decided to adopt this baby alligator of a religion as a pet on our behalf. Please, do kill yourselves. On camera. No dafter than other attempts from people trying to sue companies in the past https://www.legalzoom.com/articles/top-ten-frivolous-lawsuits All American. Her legal action wouldn't have anybody in the States batting an eye lid, maybe. If she wasn't a Halibut, Zorders wouldn't have said anything. Well I was shocked. Like I said I was expecting classier conduct from the people you and gazillions of others have demanded that we slavishly worship and never criticise! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,091 Posted February 2, 2016 If she was white and did not have that thing wrapped around her head on she would probably be the new Rebecca Black in terms of internet ridicule by now. Islamophilia will be the death of mankind. Thanks once again to all the pathetic left-wing cunts, big and small, who decided to adopt this baby alligator of a religion as a pet on our behalf. Please, do kill yourselves. On camera. No dafter than other attempts from people trying to sue companies in the past https://www.legalzoom.com/articles/top-ten-frivolous-lawsuits All American.Her legal action wouldn't have anybody in the States batting an eye lid, maybe. The Liebeck Vs McDonald's case from 1994 is probably the one that most people are familair with. It was the case of the 80 year old who spilt coffee in her lap. From that she suffered 3rd degree burns. While people were busy rolling their eyes at the amount she was awarded which was $2.7 million. That money ended up paying for medical staff, surgery and 24hr care until she died 10 years later. While many might think the amount she was awarded is ridiculous, she probably wouldn't have needed that amount if medical fees were more affordable here in the States. I think the lawsuit made sense think about this they made a coffee so hot that it caused third degree burns and expected her to drink something that boiling hot. Also may I state that making lawsuits cause wayyyy to much as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted February 2, 2016 If she was white and did not have that thing wrapped around her head on she would probably be the new Rebecca Black in terms of internet ridicule by now. Islamophilia will be the death of mankind. Thanks once again to all the pathetic left-wing cunts, big and small, who decided to adopt this baby alligator of a religion as a pet on our behalf. Please, do kill yourselves. On camera. No dafter than other attempts from people trying to sue companies in the past https://www.legalzoom.com/articles/top-ten-frivolous-lawsuits All American. Her legal action wouldn't have anybody in the States batting an eye lid, maybe. The Liebeck Vs McDonald's case from 1994 is probably the one that most people are familair with. It was the case of the 80 year old who spilt coffee in her lap. From that she suffered 3rd degree burns. While people were busy rolling their eyes at the amount she was awarded which was $2.7 million. That money ended up paying for medical staff, surgery and 24hr care until she died 10 years later. While many might think the amount she was awarded is ridiculous, she probably wouldn't have needed that amount if medical fees were more affordable here in the States. Coincidentally, this has been doing the rounds today. There was an out-of-court settlement for less than $600k, according to what I've read. Sources: http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm https://www.caoc.org/?pg=facts https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald%27s_Restaurants That was the initial offer. From what I've heard it was rejected. A lot of the reports where it's claimed she was driving are incorrect. The vehicle was parked, and she was in the passenger seat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted February 2, 2016 If she was white and did not have that thing wrapped around her head on she would probably be the new Rebecca Black in terms of internet ridicule by now. Islamophilia will be the death of mankind. Thanks once again to all the pathetic left-wing cunts, big and small, who decided to adopt this baby alligator of a religion as a pet on our behalf. Please, do kill yourselves. On camera. No dafter than other attempts from people trying to sue companies in the past https://www.legalzoom.com/articles/top-ten-frivolous-lawsuits All American.Her legal action wouldn't have anybody in the States batting an eye lid, maybe. The Liebeck Vs McDonald's case from 1994 is probably the one that most people are familair with. It was the case of the 80 year old who spilt coffee in her lap. From that she suffered 3rd degree burns. While people were busy rolling their eyes at the amount she was awarded which was $2.7 million. That money ended up paying for medical staff, surgery and 24hr care until she died 10 years later. While many might think the amount she was awarded is ridiculous, she probably wouldn't have needed that amount if medical fees were more affordable here in the States. I think the lawsuit made sense think about this they made a coffee so hot that it caused third degree burns and expected her to drink something that boiling hot. Also may I state that making lawsuits cause wayyyy to much as well. Having attempted a sip of a coffee from McD's around that time. Not only did I burn my lip on it, I poured it away even when it had cooled down because it barely tasted of anything remotely resembling coffee. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
