time 8,606 Posted February 10, 2016 Authorities in Florida have arrested a man accused of throwing a live alligator through a restaurant’s drive-through window. A judge on Tuesday ordered James to stay away from all Wendy’s restaurants, to avoid possessing any weapons, to get a mental health evaluation and to limit his contact with animals to his mother’s dog, according to WPTV. Gimme a burger and make it snappy!!! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted February 17, 2016 It would seem a commercial airline pilot was having a bad day and decided to change the ADS-B setting from the flight number to IMABITCH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted February 17, 2016 It would seem a commercial airline pilot was having a bad day and decided to change the ADS-B setting from the flight number to IMABITCH. It would of been funnier if he changed it to LEEEEEEROOOOYYYYYY JENKINS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted February 17, 2016 Diversity on demand http://rentaminority.com/ Rent-A-Minority is a revolutionary new service designed for those oh-shit moments where you've realized your award show, corporate brochure, conference panel is entirely composed of white men. For, like, the fifth year in a row. Suddenly you're being called out on Twitter and you need to look not-racist and not-misogynist fast. Actually doing something meaningful to disrupt institutional inequality would be way too much work; so why not just Rent-A-Minority instead? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 17, 2016 For any Walking Dead fans out there.... http://www.freep.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/02/16/walking-dead-/80451714/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted February 17, 2016 Diversity on demand http://rentaminority.com/ Rent-A-Minority is a revolutionary new service designed for those oh-shit moments where you've realized your award show, corporate brochure, conference panel is entirely composed of white men. For, like, the fifth year in a row. Suddenly you're being called out on Twitter and you need to look not-racist and not-misogynist fast. Actually doing something meaningful to disrupt institutional inequality would be way too much work; so why not just Rent-A-Minority instead? so black people are commodities to be brought and sold now,EQUALITY . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 17, 2016 Diversity on demand http://rentaminority.com/ Rent-A-Minority is a revolutionary new service designed for those oh-shit moments where you've realized your award show, corporate brochure, conference panel is entirely composed of white men. For, like, the fifth year in a row. Suddenly you're being called out on Twitter and you need to look not-racist and not-misogynist fast. Actually doing something meaningful to disrupt institutional inequality would be way too much work; so why not just Rent-A-Minority instead? so black people are commodities to be brought and sold now,EQUALITY .That was as MY idea years ago. As I prepared to attend my 10 year class reunion for high school, I was single and rather obnoxious (glad you were sitting for that eh?) and was going to pay some big black (and the bigger the better) lady to attend with me, eat drink and be merry all night on my dime, pretend we were together and tell her to do or say whatever she pleased. It woulda been a hoot. Instead, I chose not to attend cuz of the outrageous price. But then sweet revenge on the happy loving couples that were my now 28 year old classmates, as the company they organized the event with closed shop and absconded with thousands $$ from a dozen or so reunions, including ours, so it was hastily reorganized at a greatly reduced price cuz of the $100/couple that was lost, so I went after all for like $25 by myself. I would I had the balls to rent-a-minority fat black woman, but alas. SirC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted February 17, 2016 Diversity on demand http://rentaminority.com/ Rent-A-Minority is a revolutionary new service designed for those oh-shit moments where you've realized your award show, corporate brochure, conference panel is entirely composed of white men. For, like, the fifth year in a row. Suddenly you're being called out on Twitter and you need to look not-racist and not-misogynist fast. Actually doing something meaningful to disrupt institutional inequality would be way too much work; so why not just Rent-A-Minority instead? That's a very small firm, innit? One retarded homosexual black Jewess in a wheelchair, and her agent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted February 18, 2016 'Unauthorised trousers' kill Canadian zoo's otter It's sad for the otter, but I'm just sharing this because of the headline. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted February 18, 2016 'Unauthorised trousers' kill Canadian zoo's otter It's sad for the otter, but I'm just sharing this because of the headline. Trousers like these? (see also this) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted February 18, 2016 'Unauthorised trousers' kill Canadian zoo's otter It's sad for the otter, but I'm just sharing this because of the headline. Trousers like these? (see also: http://www.calgaryzoo.com/animals/birds/penguins) No, those are the wrong trousers. These were merely unauthorised ones. It wouldn't have quite the same ring to it. Wallace and Gromit in The Unauthorised Trousers It's just not the same. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted February 18, 2016 Trousers like these? (see also: http://www.calgaryzoo.com/animals/birds/penguins)No, those are the wrong trousers. These were merely unauthorised ones. It wouldn't have quite the same ring to it. Wallace and Gromit in The Unauthorised Trousers It's just not the same. I agree, but as soon as mysterious deaths occur and trousers are involved: keep an eye on penguins. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted February 18, 2016 Trousers like these? (see also: http://www.calgaryzoo.com/animals/birds/penguins)No, those are the wrong trousers. These were merely unauthorised ones.It wouldn't have quite the same ring to it. Wallace and Gromit in The Unauthorised Trousers It's just not the same. I agree, but as soon as mysterious deaths occur and trousers are involved: keep an eye on penguins. I always suspect the tamarins. They always look as if they are attempting to perfect a disguise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted February 18, 2016 I always suspect the tamarins. They always look as if they are attempting to perfect a disguise. Particularly the Red-handed tamarin: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 18, 2016 (Posted in Video Vault by error, moving here) Oh it's real.....and it's spectacular! SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 18, 2016 Trousers like these? (see also: http://www.calgaryzoo.com/animals/birds/penguins)No, those are the wrong trousers. These were merely unauthorised ones.It wouldn't have quite the same ring to it. Wallace and Gromit in The Unauthorised Trousers It's just not the same. I agree, but as soon as mysterious deaths occur and trousers are involved: keep an eye on penguins. Hey, leave the penguins alone. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted February 19, 2016 Just in case there's any confusion. Beastiality is still illegal in Germany Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted February 19, 2016 Just in case there's any confusion. Beastiality is still illegal in Germany They go a bit easier on them now though. William Chynsworth aged 13 was sentenced on 26th March 1849 at Bodmin Assizes for buggering a cow and got life. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted February 19, 2016 I probably don't want to know how you found that.... Search: "Cow buggering" Google: Did you mean: "Cow butchering"? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted February 19, 2016 Any listings for pig fuckers? I've a letter to go to Brussels anyway, I'll include the penalty notice... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 19, 2016 Just in case there's any confusion. Beastiality is still illegal in Germany Well nobody has bothered to tell Angela Merkels husband, have they! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 19, 2016 Just in case there's any confusion. Beastiality is still illegal in Germany They go a bit easier on them now though.William Chynsworth aged 13 was sentenced on 26th March 1849 at Bodmin Assizes for buggering a cow and got life. I'm left wondering how long you've held onto that one just waiting for the chance to post.... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted February 20, 2016 Call me names if you like, but right now I am listening, for the first time, to the Lulu version of The Man Who Sold The World. Is it really a pile of absolute sheep's wank, or is it just me? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted February 20, 2016 Call me names if you like, but right now I am listening, for the first time, to the Lulu version of The Man Who Sold The World. Is it really a pile of absolute sheep's wank, or is it just me? No, not just you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted February 20, 2016 Call me names if you like, but right now I am listening, for the first time, to the Lulu version of The Man Who Sold The World. Is it really a pile of absolute sheep's wank, or is it just me? No, not just you. Bowie obviously endorsed the version though, as I believe (yes, read on Wikipedia) that he played sax and done backing vocals on it - he must have been well spangled on ket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
