Stupid/funny/cool/outrageous/scary/weird/crazy Stuff You Read/saw In The News/on The Internet

[Sir Creep 7,070]

Truly one of the funniest reads I've had in some time. I literally cried when I got to the (SPOILER ALERT) sentence about the back seat of the vehicle.

 

Anyway a monk is a monk......until he can cash in; then that monk business is for the birds.

SC

http://m.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/former-monk-claims-250k-damages-over-car-accident-1-4018885

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

How come you gets more angry about an "unemploted person" than at suicide bombers and peeps who shoot up their own Xmas work do?

How come you've never once in your life told Halibuts to "sort it out"?

 

Answer: Cos. You're. A. Dunce.

 

 

 

 

 

PS anyone notice how "sort it out mate" sounds so much like EX-TER-MI-NATE?

[Phantom 2,533]

Truly one of the funniest reads I've had in some time. I literally cried when I got to the (SPOILER ALERT) sentence about the back seat of the vehicle.

Anyway a monk is a monk......until he can cash in; then that monk business is for the birds.

SC

http://m.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/former-monk-claims-250k-damages-over-car-accident-1-4018885

I didn't realise it was that profitable in the UK, I know it is in the US. An old boss of mine went to some "retreat" in California run by monks after he had a nervous breakdown.

[Handrejka 1,904]

Am I the only person who doesn't think kitkats are all that appetising anyway? They taste like cardboard, the paper they come in tastes nicer.

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

I love Kit Kats, and they're brown.

Except for the white ones.

[Phantom 2,533]

Am I the only person who doesn't think kitkats are all that appetising anyway? They taste like cardboard, the paper they come in tastes nicer.

 

They taste a lot better since they changed from using the foil wrapper. Especially in the Summer if it melted against the wrapper, you would get that tinny taste in the chocolate.

[Phantom 2,533]

Here's a silly lawsuit 2009

 

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/05/09/toy-yoda.htm

 

PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) — A former waitress has settled her lawsuit against Hooters, the restaurant that gave her a toy Yoda doll instead of the Toyota she thought she had won.

Jodee Berry, 27, won a beer sales contest last May at the Panama City Beach Hooters. She believed she had won a new Toyota and happily was escorted to the restaurant's parking lot in a blindfold.

But when the blindfold was removed, she found she had won a new toy Yoda — the little green character from the Star Wars movies.

David Noll, her attorney, said Wednesday that he could not disclose the settlement's details, although he said Berry can now go to a local car dealership and "pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants."

After the stunt, Berry quit the restaurant and filed a lawsuit against Gulf Coast Wings, the restaurant's corporate owner, alleging breach of contract and fraudulent misrepresentation.

The restaurant's manager, Jared Blair, has said the whole contest was an April Fools' joke.

 

 

Obviously she's using her religion to sway the court's decision to win a settlement. Oh wait, there's no mention of religion in the article. Anyway, here's a photo of her

 

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Here's a silly lawsuit 2009

 

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/05/09/toy-yoda.htm

 

PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) — A former waitress has settled her lawsuit against Hooters, the restaurant that gave her a toy Yoda doll instead of the Toyota she thought she had won.

Jodee Berry, 27, won a beer sales contest last May at the Panama City Beach Hooters. She believed she had won a new Toyota and happily was escorted to the restaurant's parking lot in a blindfold.

But when the blindfold was removed, she found she had won a new toy Yoda — the little green character from the Star Wars movies.

David Noll, her attorney, said Wednesday that he could not disclose the settlement's details, although he said Berry can now go to a local car dealership and "pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants."

After the stunt, Berry quit the restaurant and filed a lawsuit against Gulf Coast Wings, the restaurant's corporate owner, alleging breach of contract and fraudulent misrepresentation.

The restaurant's manager, Jared Blair, has said the whole contest was an April Fools' joke.

Obviously she's using her religion to sway the court's decision to win a settlement. Oh wait, there's no mention of religion in the article.

 

Obviously a closet Halibut.

[charon 4,943]

 

 

I'd have hoped 'Hooters' would've just sacked her if the yanks have a version of the 'Trade Description Act'....

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

How come you gets more angry about an "unemploted person" than at suicide bombers and peeps who shoot up their own Xmas work do?

How come you've never once in your life told Halibuts to "sort it out"?

 

Answer: Cos. You're. A. Dunce.

 

 

 

 

 

PS anyone notice how "sort it out mate" sounds so much like EX-TER-MI-NATE?

To be fair, the average suicide bomber finances their own chemicals, explosives, back packs and guns.

Its not like our taxes are keeping them at home and sitting on their arses every day fucking about infront of a computer logged into DL.

[Phantom 2,533]

 

How come you gets more angry about an "unemploted person" than at suicide bombers and peeps who shoot up their own Xmas work do?

How come you've never once in your life told Halibuts to "sort it out"?

 

Answer: Cos. You're. A. Dunce.

 

 

 

 

 

PS anyone notice how "sort it out mate" sounds so much like EX-TER-MI-NATE?

To be fair, the average suicide bomber finances their own chemicals, explosives, back packs and guns.

Its not like our taxes are keeping them at home and sitting on their arses every day fucking about infront of a computer logged into DL.

 

 

Precisely as LFN states.

Also your claim of "How come you've never once in your life told Halibuts to "sort it out"?" So you're privy to what I tell people outside of DL?

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

 

How come you gets more angry about an "unemploted person" than at suicide bombers and peeps who shoot up their own Xmas work do?

How come you've never once in your life told Halibuts to "sort it out"?

 

Answer: Cos. You're. A. Dunce.

 

 

 

 

 

PS anyone notice how "sort it out mate" sounds so much like EX-TER-MI-NATE?

To be fair, the average suicide bomber finances their own chemicals, explosives, back packs and guns.

Its not like our taxes are keeping them at home and sitting on their arses every day fucking about infront of a computer logged into DL.

 

I don't think I've ever received a single penny of your or anyone else's taxes you fucking rapidly burgeoning Alf Garnett clone. Or very little.

 

Wait, I think that's unfair, even that guy or "Steptoe" or whoever wasn't befuddled enough to be more outraged about "the unemployed" than terrorism..

At the rate you and Phantom are going you should just be glad there's someone here who doesn't have the opinions of someone who had to have their walking stick confiscated so they couldn't thwack the people who change their clothes for them with it.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

 

 

How come you gets more angry about an "unemploted person" than at suicide bombers and peeps who shoot up their own Xmas work do?

How come you've never once in your life told Halibuts to "sort it out"?

 

Answer: Cos. You're. A. Dunce.

 

 

 

 

 

PS anyone notice how "sort it out mate" sounds so much like EX-TER-MI-NATE?

To be fair, the average suicide bomber finances their own chemicals, explosives, back packs and guns.

Its not like our taxes are keeping them at home and sitting on their arses every day fucking about infront of a computer logged into DL.

 

I don't think I've ever received a single penny of your or anyone else's taxes you fucking rapidly burgeoning Alf Garnett clone. Or very little.

 

Wait, I think that's unfair, even that guy or "Steptoe" or whoever wouldn't have been more outraged about "the unemployed" than terrorism..

At the rate you and Phantom are going you should just be glad there's someone here who doesn't have the opinions of someone who had to have their walking stick confiscated so they couldn't thwack the people who change their clothes for them with it.

 

Yeah.............

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

Are you planning on spending the whole of Cameron's 2nd term complaining about the benefits that most sentient beings realise were outsourced to your imagination in about June 2011 or sumfing? Kind of pointless voting for him in the first place if you're just gonna carry on moaning like we're still living under Blair, isn't it?

 

You daft cunt. Ask the nurse for an enema it'll do you good.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Are you planning on spending the whole of Cameron's 2nd term complaining about the benefits that most sentient beings realise were outsourced to your imagination in about June 2011 or sumfing? Kind of pointless voting for him in the first place if you're just gonna carry on moaning like we're still living under Blair, isn't it?

 

You daft cunt. Ask the nurse for an enema it'll do you good.

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

Is that all you've got?

I'm gonna call you NFL from now on cos you have brain damage. And possibly only one ball.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Is that all you've got?

I'm gonna call you NFL from now on cos you have brain damage. And possibly only one ball.

You can call me whatever gives you a hard on.

[Phantom 2,533]

 

Is that all you've got?

I'm gonna call you NFL from now on cos you have brain damage. And possibly only one ball.

You can call me whatever gives you a hard on.

 

 

He'll probably call you "mummy" as that's what turns him on most.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

 

I love Kit Kats, and they're brown.

Except for the white ones.

 

You racist

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

 

 

How come you gets more angry about an "unemploted person" than at suicide bombers and peeps who shoot up their own Xmas work do?

How come you've never once in your life told Halibuts to "sort it out"?

 

Answer: Cos. You're. A. Dunce.

 

 

 

 

 

PS anyone notice how "sort it out mate" sounds so much like EX-TER-MI-NATE?

To be fair, the average suicide bomber finances their own chemicals, explosives, back packs and guns.

Its not like our taxes are keeping them at home and sitting on their arses every day fucking about infront of a computer logged into DL.

 

I don't think I've ever received a single penny of your or anyone else's taxes you fucking rapidly burgeoning Alf Garnett clone. Or very little.

 

Wait, I think that's unfair, even that guy or "Steptoe" or whoever wasn't befuddled enough to be more outraged about "the unemployed" than terrorism..

At the rate you and Phantom are going you should just be glad there's someone here who doesn't have the opinions of someone who had to have their walking stick confiscated so they couldn't thwack the people who change their clothes for them with it.

 

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Is that all you've got?

I'm gonna call you NFL from now on cos you have brain damage. And possibly only one ball.

But that ball is so large, he can paint it orange, put a moustache on it and use it as a spacehopper.

[torbrexbones 717]

[Phantom 2,533]

 

 

How come you gets more angry about an "unemploted person" than at suicide bombers and peeps who shoot up their own Xmas work do?

How come you've never once in your life told Halibuts to "sort it out"?

 

Answer: Cos. You're. A. Dunce.

 

 

 

 

 

PS anyone notice how "sort it out mate" sounds so much like EX-TER-MI-NATE?

To be fair, the average suicide bomber finances their own chemicals, explosives, back packs and guns.

Its not like our taxes are keeping them at home and sitting on their arses every day fucking about infront of a computer logged into DL.

 

I don't think I've ever received a single penny of your or anyone else's taxes you fucking rapidly burgeoning Alf Garnett clone. Or very little.

 

Wait, I think that's unfair, even that guy or "Steptoe" or whoever wasn't befuddled enough to be more outraged about "the unemployed" than terrorism..

 

 

Actually it was neither of them, they were more concerned about "darkies" and "poofs" than they were about the unemployed.

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

Great. I wasn't really interested in provoking some kind of twatty anally-retentive debate about the exact views of an old comedy character.

I was just talking about someone who likes moaning more than they like life.

That's LFN. He will be still ranting about "scroungers sitting in front of their computers" in 2019 when wacko Camrun (who is almost as much of an Islam-licker as Corbyn) has brought back poorhouses for anyone who isn't a millionaire. Cos he finds that whole "actually following events" thing a bit too much for his battered brain.

 

Can someone close this thread please. I didn't make this so that everyone could post shitty images from Facebook. (but give it a few hours so LFN has time to post his next saliva-soaked response)

[Toast 16,140]

Great. I wasn't really interested in provoking some kind of twatty anally-retentive debate about the exact views of an old comedy character.

I was just talking about someone who likes moaning more than they like life.

That's LFN. He will be still ranting about "scroungers sitting in front of their computers" in 2019 when wacko Camrun (who is almost as much of an Islam-licker as Corbyn) has brought back poorhouses for anyone who isn't a millionaire. Cos he finds that whole "actually following events" thing a bit too much for his battered brain.

 

Can someone close this thread please. I didn't make this so that everyone could post shitty images from Facebook. (but give it a few hours so LFN has time to post his next saliva-soaked response)

 

Not all scroungers sitting in front of computers. It's just you, I think.