Phantom 2,467 Posted May 2, 2016 Evil seagull could kill someone, says woman attacked in Cheltenham Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted May 2, 2016 Seat dispute leads to deadly shooting at Pennsylvania church Ah, Christianity. What was it Jesus said at the sermon on the mount? Blessed are those with permits to carry concealed weapons, for they shall win every argument. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted May 2, 2016 Seat dispute leads to deadly shooting at Pennsylvania church Ah, Christianity. What was it Jesus said at the sermon on the mount? Blessed are those with permits to carry concealed weapons, for they shall win every argument. ... and America's second amendment trumps God's sixth commandment. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,467 Posted May 3, 2016 Seat dispute leads to deadly shooting at Pennsylvania church Ah, Christianity. What was it Jesus said at the sermon on the mount? Blessed are those with permits to carry concealed weapons, for they shall win every argument. ... and America's second amendment trumps God's sixth commandment. To carry a gun is their god given right. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted May 4, 2016 61-year old Michigan hunter mistaken for a turkey, shot with crossbow. SC http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/05/02/hunter-mistaken-turkey-shot-crossbow/83817508/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,467 Posted May 4, 2016 61-year old Michigan hunter mistaken for a turkey, shot with crossbow. SC http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/05/02/hunter-mistaken-turkey-shot-crossbow/83817508/ How...? Wait... turkeys are about so-high and your average person is about... *walks away muttering to himself and slowly shaking his head* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 610 Posted May 4, 2016 61-year old Michigan hunter mistaken for a turkey, shot with crossbow. SC http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/05/02/hunter-mistaken-turkey-shot-crossbow/83817508/ Moisturise, moisturise, moisturise.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted May 5, 2016 The Sun is sailing pretty close to the wind. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/7128263/Downton-Abbeys-Hugh-plays-hero-in-new-play-about-press-freedom.html Hugh Bonneville returned to the stage last night in a play about newspapers, cover-ups and lies. The truth and who deserves to hear it, no matter what cost to reputation and image, is an age-old question as relevant today as when Henrik Ibsen posed it in 1882, and the Norwegian playwright could have wished for no better advocate than Bonneville. Now, where did I leave that dildo? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 610 Posted May 5, 2016 I'm sure Carson will be onlt too pleased to help you Cat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 890 Posted May 5, 2016 61-year old Michigan hunter mistaken for a turkey, shot with crossbow. SC http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/05/02/hunter-mistaken-turkey-shot-crossbow/83817508/ How...? Wait... turkeys are about so-high and your average person is about... *walks away muttering to himself and slowly shaking his head* Turkey hunting is actually the most dangerous of hunting activities. You aren't wearing "hunter orange", you are sitting down so you're on the same level as the game, you are imitating another turkey to draw them close and you may be using a decoy. The fact that you should never shoot unless you're 100% sure of your target is observed by most hunters but there are always a few......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted May 7, 2016 A judge in Tulsa, OK has refused to dismiss some of the charges against a woman who allegedly slashed the corpse of her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. (Make that her EX-Boyfriend's ex-gf) Prosecutors say Sims removed the dead woman's breasts, a toe and locks of her hair and cut the woman's forehead as the body lay in a casket at a Tulsa funeral home on April 30, 2015. Sims also allegedly stole the woman's shoes and broke into her home. SC http://m.richmond.com/news/ap/article_ef6feace-6f76-51ab-923e-3ed9b9f6050a.html?mode=jqm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted May 7, 2016 A judge in Tulsa, OK has refused to dismiss some of the charges against a woman who allegedly slashed the corpse of her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. (Make that her EX-Boyfriend's ex-gf) Prosecutors say Sims removed the dead woman's breasts, a toe and locks of her hair and cut the woman's forehead as the body lay in a casket at a Tulsa funeral home on April 30, 2015. Sims also allegedly stole the woman's shoes and broke into her home. SC http://m.richmond.com/news/ap/article_ef6feace-6f76-51ab-923e-3ed9b9f6050a.html?mode=jqm OMG! Sims has pleaded not guilty. On an American website? Is this set to become a trend? Are we finally fighting back and making headway against the bastardisation of the English language? (Hi Toastie.) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted May 9, 2016 A judge in Tulsa, OK has refused to dismiss some of the charges against a woman who allegedly slashed the corpse of her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. (Make that her EX-Boyfriend's ex-gf) Prosecutors say Sims removed the dead woman's breasts, a toe and locks of her hair and cut the woman's forehead as the body lay in a casket at a Tulsa funeral home on April 30, 2015. Sims also allegedly stole the woman's shoes and broke into her home. SChttp://m.richmond.com/news/ap/article_ef6feace-6f76-51ab-923e-3ed9b9f6050a.html?mode=jqm OMG! Sims has pleaded not guilty. On an American website? Is this set to become a trend? Are we finally fighting back and making headway against the bastardisation of the English language? (Hi Toastie.) Um.... It's pleaded. It's always pleaded. It's always been pleaded. I'm glad that was your takeaway of a cool story tho bro. Smfh SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted May 9, 2016 Man kills his brother over an argument about a cheeseburger. SC http://abc7.com/news/man-kills-brother-over-cheeseburger-police-say/1329589/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 2,932 Posted May 9, 2016 Man kills his brother over an argument about a cheeseburger. SC http://abc7.com/news/man-kills-brother-over-cheeseburger-police-say/1329589/ I didn't need to look, I knew I didn't need to look, but I did anyway. Shot. Argue over a cheeseburger and hacked brother to death with a stanley knife? No. Beaten repeatedly over the head with an alabaster statuette of the Virgin Mary? No. Head held under water in the ornamental Koi pool? No. I've thought about it, and frankly I don't care if I sound like a broken record on this subject. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,467 Posted May 11, 2016 Florida man shoots himself, doesn't notice until days later 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,091 Posted May 11, 2016 http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/05/02/report-toddlers-have-shot-23-people-so-far-year/83835656/ Speaking of gun look what proves everyones point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,467 Posted May 11, 2016 http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/05/02/report-toddlers-have-shot-23-people-so-far-year/83835656/ Speaking of gun look what proves everyones point. Something needs to be done about these toddlers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 2,932 Posted May 11, 2016 http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/05/02/report-toddlers-have-shot-23-people-so-far-year/83835656/ Speaking of gun look what proves everyones point. Something needs to be done about these toddlers guns. FTFY 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted May 11, 2016 A reader sent a letter ranting about illegal immigrants to the Derby Telegraph newspaper and received a £50 gift voucher. There are far too many illegal immigrants in the county. I see lots of them every day, living rough by Alvaston Lake. They defecate everywhere and harass the local population. Send illegal immigrants living in Alvaston Park home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,805 Posted May 11, 2016 Aaliyah. There's a chav known to me who has named her daughter Aaleigha. Sometimes I despair. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 2,932 Posted May 11, 2016 Aaliyah. There's a chav known to me who has named her daughter Aaleigha. Sometimes I despair. After the bloke that reads the news on BBC sometimes? Cool. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted May 12, 2016 Wow. I guess we can only hope he'll try to sell his safe next. Scotland really seems to be leading the way in fucktardery at the moment doesn't it? http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/09/man-arrested-after-teaching-pug-to-do-a-nazi-salute-when-it-heard-the-words-sieg-heil-5870354/ This guy arrested for this total joke video. I thought you guys were supposed to have a sense of humour up there? Have you guys even had a backlash against the police or are you just accepting it and saying "fair play"? Fucking baffling? Add this to charon actually going 'earnest' on us and saying "nice stuff!" just for Rover's incredibly painful attempts to deeply analyse a primary process that is pretty much dead and done and a general election that is 6 months away.... World going nuts and Skirt-Wearing-Cunts-for-Allah leading the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
