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Coming clean, I have to admit to (in my leather clad fucker from hell punk rock days) once getting plastered drunk whilst partying in a cemetery, falling asleep at some unknown gravestone, and awaking to the sound of a couple cars entering the graveyard the next morning only to discover it was Veteran's Day. I scurried to wake up my mates and we carried our cooler outta there all non-chalant and shit.

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On my way home after nightclubbing and in the early hours of a warm night in the early 80s, I climbed over the cemetery wall just about here. I was very naughty with a young man I'd met about 10 minutes earlier. My grandfather's grave was within sight.

 

Edit: No map provided, Cat O'Falk, but it was in Mount Morris, Michigan. We were a couple hours from home and met up with some of the Renaissance Festival actors and were partying into the wee hours, then it was time to go and with nowhere else to go, the cemetery across the street seemed just right.

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Oh what fun! I got caught by a riot van having a piss behind the right hand gate, they shone their big riot spotlight on my pert cheeks and asked what I was doing, to which I replied 'er, what do you think I'm doing, praying?'

 

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.3221819,-2.2088656,3a,75y,357.67h,88.14t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sBzMZwMbRzzoQH--n3VzvtQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

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Oh what fun! I got caught by a riot van having a piss behind the right hand gate, they shone their big riot spotlight on my pert cheeks and asked what I was doing, to which I replied 'er, what do you think I'm doing, praying?'

 

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.3221819,-2.2088656,3a,75y,357.67h,88.14t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sBzMZwMbRzzoQH--n3VzvtQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

 

I once got caught having a piss at the back of Cannon Row police station

 

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A friend of mine worked in admin and we had just been to lunch (liquid lunch). As I was coming out of the station, I realized I was in need of a piss. It was too far to walk through the crowds to Westminster Bridge (which was where the neared public toilets were) so I thought if I was quick, I could go behind the station. I didn't notice that what I assumed was a wooden fence, was actually part of the gates to the car park and mid-piss the sergeant of the bomb squad came out on his motorbike. I was half drunk, stammering to explain what I was doing there. So he escorted me back in to the station and made me sweat it out in one of their interview rooms for about 10 minutes while they got my friend down from the 4th floor to vouch for my character.

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I hope everyone celebrated Steak & BJ Day (March 14). There's still time!
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Edit: Not if you're 5 hours time difference from CST in the US of A. (that's all ya'll on the other side of the Pond). Then it's just too feckin late! Next year....

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Slipknot's lead singer's mask was stolen backstage, he performed without one for the first time ever last night. Sounds like KISS unmasked! Please let that be the only time Slipknot is mentioned in the same sentence as KISS.

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Looks to me like she turns and walks away in the same direction as the woman pushing the trolley, and is thus hidden behind the latter.

You can see her just starting to turn.

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Woman falls over a cliff and dies. Then the fun starts!
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A friend of mine has nominated Botorhead as a name. she did that last night.

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SS Sturmführer gets my vote.

 

And Zorders.....

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An Arkansas family traveling in Heflin, Ala. was pulled over after police received a report about a body in the family's trunk, but instead it turned out to be......
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My son will do that, he'll watch a couple of guys on YouTube play Minecraft for hours.

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I was going to tie all my cash up in panama to avoid tax like these bastards*, but found my fickle plans were fucked when they said I had to turn up in person - I couldn't afford the airfare.

 

 

*I'd really like to be able to say it's a shock but it's not.

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Ditto EP , ditto.

 

 

 

Next lot could be fun tho :)

 

 

 

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Deathray, I can't remember where we had the discussion of parents that aren't actually parents etc, but I had a similar yack with a boy at work about it.

 

He said today there was a bit on R2 about 20% of Belgians have one parent that isn't who they think. Take that to grandparents level, and you're getting to the sort of % I was on about.

 

Don't know if there's a corresponding article, but they must've got it from somewhere .

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