Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted May 12, 2016 Ive had to steal that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 13, 2016 Zorders.....the Shankhill isn't in Scotland .... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 13, 2016 Okay...? Well, aaw shucks. They look dumb enough to be scottish. I forgot Shankhill was in Nireland. Everything else I said about Scotland stands, plus stop trying to steal Netherlands schtick what with the "look how many Halibuts and dykes we've got" thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 13, 2016 Ive had to steal that! This is a Twitter account called Things On My Nan. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 13, 2016 But she's wearing a goonie, and they're on her head.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted May 20, 2016 Wisconsin is drunk as fuck. 12 out of 20 of the drunkest cities in the country are in Wisconsin, including all of the Top 4. As a Chicagoan, I'm not surprised those deranged cheeseheads are also drunks. Besides, the largest ancestry groups up there are German, Irish, and Polish. So it's no wonder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted May 20, 2016 If they start doing this again we have to be ready http://www.selfridges.com/GB/en/content/article/personalised-nutella-available-store Here's the competition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 22, 2016 I'm sorry to interrupt you guys re-posting stuff from your grandparents' facebook feed but I thought this was disturbing http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/05/20/google-patents-pedestrian-glue-self-driving-cars/84645858/ Horrendous Silicon Valley nerd's to-do list: 1. Label people hicks and luddites if they express fear or discomfort about self-driving cars 2. Patent some stupid human fly-paper "safety device", "just in case" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted May 22, 2016 I'm sorry to interrupt you guys re-posting stuff from your grandparents' facebook feed but I thought this was disturbing http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/05/20/google-patents-pedestrian-glue-self-driving-cars/84645858/ Horrendous Silicon Valley nerd's to-do list: 1. Label people hicks and luddites if they express fear or discomfort about self-driving cars 2. Patent some stupid human fly-paper "safety device", "just in case" It's like the Popemobile: "We know the Heavenly Father watches over the Pope, but just in case...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted May 22, 2016 I'm sorry to interrupt you guys re-posting stuff from your grandparents' facebook feed but I thought this was disturbing http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/05/20/google-patents-pedestrian-glue-self-driving-cars/84645858/ Horrendous Silicon Valley nerd's to-do list: 1. Label people hicks and luddites if they express fear or discomfort about self-driving cars 2. Patent some stupid human fly-paper "safety device", "just in case" this is what happens when you get surrounding by yes men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,038 Posted May 22, 2016 I'm sorry to interrupt you guys re-posting stuff from your grandparents' facebook feed but I thought this was disturbing http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/05/20/google-patents-pedestrian-glue-self-driving-cars/84645858/ Horrendous Silicon Valley nerd's to-do list: 1. Label people hicks and luddites if they express fear or discomfort about self-driving cars 2. Patent some stupid human fly-paper "safety device", "just in case" this is what happens when you get surrounding by yes men. Like a darkroom in Tenerife.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted May 22, 2016 Wisconsin is drunk as fuck. 12 out of 20 of the drunkest cities in the country are in Wisconsin, including all of the Top 4. As a Chicagoan, I'm not surprised those deranged cheeseheads are also drunks. Besides, the largest ancestry groups up there are German, Irish, and Polish. So it's no wonder. Pretty much any UK city could top that list using those criteria. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted May 23, 2016 First I laughed then I thought, I don't want to go to this airport https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkJ4HdjPLR4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted May 28, 2016 The dangers of never paying any attention to the news. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted May 31, 2016 Apparently this is real. Think I'd take a three iron for this hazard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=RXn1g0xtUMk 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted June 2, 2016 Report on how public toilets are disappearing http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36405414 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted June 2, 2016 Apparently this is real. Think I'd take a three iron for this hazard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=RXn1g0xtUMk Don't be ridiculous... It's a pitching wedge, no more. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted June 4, 2016 A wifie teacher in the States looks to have had some fun afore retiral. school system 'looking into' complaint about 'racist' math test Renee Dials Jun 1, 2016 03:04 AM MOBILE, AL (WALA) - A Burns Middle school teacher has been placed on administrative leave over a controversial test given to some 8th grade students. Some parents say the test includes questionable language and subject matter that just doesn't belong in the classroom. The parents say they can't believe it was actually given to students. It's a 10-question math quiz that highlights prostitution, drugs, and drive-by shootings. While some of the kids thought it was kind of funny, their parents aren't laughing. Click here to see the complete test. "My son, he took a picture of it in class and he texted it to me. I couldn't believe it," Erica Hall said. Hall said her son sent her a text photo of the quiz his eighth-grade language arts teacher passed out Friday. Hall said even the kids thought it was some kind of joke. "They took it as a joke, and she told them that it wasn't it a joke, and they had to complete it, and turn it in," Hall said. Erica Hall and her husband headed to the school Tuesday for some answers. After outlining the math for a problem involving an AK-47, question 1 on the quiz asks: "How many drive-by shootings can Ramon attempt before he has to steal enough ammunition and reload?" Question 2: "Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?" Question 8 reads: "Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There are 20 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?" "Wow! No ma'am. Unacceptable," Kanitha McMillian said. McMillan is also a parent of a student at the school. She says she wouldn't want the test given to her sixth-grader. We also showed the test to Kellie Lee. She didn't realize her daughter Peyton was in the class that received the test. "My language arts teacher gave it to us to work, and I was kind of laughing at it, because I thought it was kind of off," Peyton said. "I'm shocked. I don't think it's appropriate at all," Mrs. Lee said. FOX10 News did some research to try to find out where the test may have originated. What we discovered is that it apparently has a long history. Similar versions of the 10-question quiz have been turning up in classrooms across the country since the 1990s. And, a lot of teachers have ended up in hot water over the test in several states including Texas, California, and New Mexico. The Mobile County Public School System may be next on the list. "She's been there for a while. My son says this is actually her last year. She's retiring," Hall said. The school system has not released the teacher's name. We're told after the parents visited the school Tuesday the principal checked out the allegation, a school resource officer investigated the matter, and the teacher was immediately placed on administrative leave pending the outcome of the internal investigation. Pdf of the full exam here ... http://lmgcorporate.com/wala/documents/Math-Test.pdf 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted June 4, 2016 Is there an echo in here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted June 4, 2016 No,, just not a delete buttonn onn onn onnnnnn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted June 15, 2016 Georgia's Savannah Airport wanted to move a couple of graves so they could expand the airport but the relatives of the deceased refused to give permission. http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/dotson-runway-graves https://www.google.com/maps/@32.1287995,-81.2068918,20m/data=!3m1!1e3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted June 15, 2016 Georgia's Savannah Airport wanted to move a couple of graves so they could expand the airport but the relatives of the deceased refused to give permission. http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/dotson-runway-graves https://www.google.com/maps/@32.1287995,-81.2068918,20m/data=!3m1!1e3 couldn't they have built a runway somewhere else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted June 15, 2016 Georgia's Savannah Airport wanted to move a couple of graves so they could expand the airport but the relatives of the deceased refused to give permission. http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/dotson-runway-graves https://www.google.com/maps/@32.1287995,-81.2068918,20m/data=!3m1!1e3 couldn't they have built a runway somewhere else. One supposes where they built it, was the best option. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
