CarolAnn 924 Posted August 26, 2016 Yup. That about sums up higher education in Texas this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted August 26, 2016 Yup. That about sums up higher education in Texas this week. Are they allowed phones? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,847 Posted August 26, 2016 Which animals can swim up your toilet? A man in Thailand got a shock when he went to the toilet and a python sank its teeth into his penis. Attaporn Boonmakchuay's encounter with the 3m (10ft) python happened at his home east of Bangkok as he was getting ready for work one morning. "I felt as though my penis had been severed. The snake was yanking very hard," he said, according to the Bangkok Post. Attaporn! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,091 Posted August 26, 2016 Yup. That about sums up higher education in Texas this week. Are they allowed phones?the probably shoot each other Morse messages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted August 26, 2016 Judges ain't what they used to be http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37195836 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,013 Posted August 30, 2016 This is a TRUE story/headline! Sir Creep wouldn't lie to you.Vladimir Putin Arrested Outside West Palm Beach Publix After Arguing With Employees Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,013 Posted September 2, 2016 Bereaved boyfriend 'hears noises' inside dead girlfriend's coffin. Family opened it to find a miracle -- that she had a fucking twit for a boyfriend. Anyway, watch the video of the grand opening. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,847 Posted September 2, 2016 Bereaved boyfriend 'hears noises' inside dead girlfriend's coffin. Family opened it to find a miracle -- that she had a effing twit for a boyfriend. Anyway, watch the video of the grand opening. SC Did the Mirror use Google Translate for this report? Doctors say the girl was dead and buried noises could have been figment of the groom. However the broken glass is something that nobody could explain, like one of his injured fingers. What broken glass? What injured finger? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted September 2, 2016 Bereaved boyfriend 'hears noises' inside dead girlfriend's coffin. Family opened it to find a miracle -- that she had a effing twit for a boyfriend. Anyway, watch the video of the grand opening. SC Did the Mirror use Google Translate for this report? Doctors say the girl was dead and buried noises could have been figment of the groom. However the broken glass is something that nobody could explain, like one of his injured fingers. What broken glass? What injured finger? Indeed, another journalistic triumph. I take it they don't embalm in Honduras. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted September 5, 2016 Checking up on the digital nun and I see the 17th is approaching... Now, what would we give.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,013 Posted September 6, 2016 A vandal destroyed a sand sculpture of Justin Bieber's head at the New York State Fair. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted September 8, 2016 Checking up on the digital nun and I see the 17th is approaching... Now, what would we give.... Karma Sutra? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted September 9, 2016 Pareidolia gone mad. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted September 12, 2016 One of my favourite books of the last decade is 'The Terror' by Dan Simmons , which melds the Franklin Expedition for the North West Passage, with Inuit legends of the Polar Bear. Two year and a day after the Erebus was found, the other ship The Terror now has been located . https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/12/hms-terror-wreck-found-arctic-nearly-170-years-northwest-passage-attempt?CMP=share_btn_tw Interesting that Simmons got a fair bit right with regards to the fates of the ships. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted September 12, 2016 Checking up on the digital nun and I see the 17th is approaching... Now, what would we give.... Karma Sutra? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 10,067 Posted September 12, 2016 A vandal destroyed a sand sculpture of Justin Bieber's head at the New York State Fair. SC A vandal? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted September 12, 2016 Pareidolia gone mad. To make it authentic, he should really get rid of that Pole in the garden.... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,558 Posted September 13, 2016 At the moment Dundee has the Oor Wullie Bucket Trail - http://www.oorwulliebuckettrail.com/ 50, statues of Oor Wullie all painted by locals are places around Dundee for people to go and see. They stand approx 4 foot tall and some are pretty cool. They include :- Iron Boy Oor Bowie Wullie Potter OOr Arab, my favourite All the Oor Wullie statues were all sold tonight and made £883,000 for charity. Not bad for a Tuesday night 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted September 15, 2016 The mystery of Charon's blood-red spot is solved. It's trapped gas. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted September 16, 2016 , what an old C UNT http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...medium=twitter Mugging victim Alan Barnes offers 'angel' who raised £330k for him just £10 when she is threatened with bailiffs Katie Cutler who raised £330000 for disabled pensioner Alan Barnes CREDIT: CRAIG CONNOR/NNP 16 SEPTEMBER 2016 • 2:30PM Disabled mugging victim Alan Barnes has called for others to help his fundraiser Katie Cutler after she became involved in a PR cash row. The 68-year-old, who moved into a new home with the money raised for him by Miss Cutler, says he will donate a "small amount" of around £10 to the cause. Mr Barnes received £330,000 in donations from well-wishers after being attacked and left with a broken collarbone while putting his bins out in Low Fell. Vulnerable pensioner Alan Barnes, 67, receives a cheque for over £330,000 from kind-hearted fundraiser Katie Cutler Money began to pour in for the 4ft 6in Christian after beautician Miss Cutler set up an online fundraising page. Now, Miss Cutler is being threatened with bailiffs after being landed with a £6,687 PR bill. Claire Barber, of Alnwick, Northumberland, offered to help raise the profile of Miss Cutler's charitable foundation set up after Alan's attack in January 2015, for £550 a day. But because mother Miss Cutler donated the money raised to Mr Barnes and other good causes, she does not have the cash which Ms Barber is now claiming in a county court order. Mr Barnes, who has put his Gateshead house up for sale, has suggested that the bill could be paid by fundraisers. He said: "I would suggest that someone sets up a small fund to raise money to pay for Miss Cutler's PR. It might seem hard but if I start handing it out, other people might ask for money. It was given to me on the understanding that I use it for myself.Alan Barnes "It's not a big amount and I think a lot of people would actually like to do that for Katie. I'm quite happy to put just a small donation in because I don't want to show off." When asked how much he was willing to donate, Mr Barnes said: "A small amount to me is £10 or something." He added: "It's easy for people to say 'he's got a lot of money, cough up' but you've got to look into all the alternatives. "It might seem hard but if I start handing it out, other people might ask for money. It was given to me on the understanding that I use it for myself. "A lot of people just want it to stay with me." Mr Barnes says he hasn't seen Miss Cutler for over a year and spends his time walking and talking to people he meets, regularly attending Wrekenton Methodist Church where he sits in the front row. He plans to live off the money raised for him and says he will make a donation to charity when he dies from any leftover cash. Ms Barber, CEO of Claire Barber PR, said in a statement: "Katie Cutler employed Claire Barber PR to handle her PR in March 2015. "We worked together for four months achieving blanket bespoke PR coverage across almost every national newspaper, multiple TV news channels across the north-east and UK including Sky, ITN, ITV, the BBC and Channel 4, Radio 2 and an exclusive negotiated interview on ITV This Morning that took a considerable amount of time to set up. Also hundreds of emails, calls and planning. "It was an enormous amount of work with phenomenal success. Katie made two payments in June 2015, then proceeded to write all over social media her shock at getting our bill (which was agreed prior to any work undertaken). "At this point we offered her a payment plan, but she wouldn't respond to anything. As a small family business with an impeccable reputation and after over a year and still no payment, we had no choice but to go to the small claims court. "Katie didn't respond with any defence to the small claims court either other than acknowledgement of papers. We are a small, hard-working company and we are simply not able to carry this debt. "We are incredibly shocked with the way Katie has belittled our hard work and devotion to the four-month project that Katie commissioned us for." In the months after the attack, Mr Barnes got a "calling from God" to move to the Shetland Islands. But he decided to stay put and is now looking for another home in the Gateshead area. His attacker, Richard Gatiss, of Gateshead, was jailed for four years after admitting assault with intent to rob. A tenspot ffs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted September 16, 2016 , what an old C UNT http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...medium=twitter Mugging victim Alan Barnes offers 'angel' who raised £330k for him just £10 when she is threatened with bailiffs Katie Cutler who raised £330000 for disabled pensioner Alan Barnes CREDIT: CRAIG CONNOR/NNP 16 SEPTEMBER 2016 • 2:30PM Disabled mugging victim Alan Barnes has called for others to help his fundraiser Katie Cutler after she became involved in a PR cash row. The 68-year-old, who moved into a new home with the money raised for him by Miss Cutler, says he will donate a "small amount" of around £10 to the cause. Mr Barnes received £330,000 in donations from well-wishers after being attacked and left with a broken collarbone while putting his bins out in Low Fell. Vulnerable pensioner Alan Barnes, 67, receives a cheque for over £330,000 from kind-hearted fundraiser Katie Cutler Money began to pour in for the 4ft 6in Christian after beautician Miss Cutler set up an online fundraising page. Now, Miss Cutler is being threatened with bailiffs after being landed with a £6,687 PR bill. Claire Barber, of Alnwick, Northumberland, offered to help raise the profile of Miss Cutler's charitable foundation set up after Alan's attack in January 2015, for £550 a day. But because mother Miss Cutler donated the money raised to Mr Barnes and other good causes, she does not have the cash which Ms Barber is now claiming in a county court order. Mr Barnes, who has put his Gateshead house up for sale, has suggested that the bill could be paid by fundraisers. He said: "I would suggest that someone sets up a small fund to raise money to pay for Miss Cutler's PR. It might seem hard but if I start handing it out, other people might ask for money. It was given to me on the understanding that I use it for myself.Alan Barnes "It's not a big amount and I think a lot of people would actually like to do that for Katie. I'm quite happy to put just a small donation in because I don't want to show off." When asked how much he was willing to donate, Mr Barnes said: "A small amount to me is £10 or something." He added: "It's easy for people to say 'he's got a lot of money, cough up' but you've got to look into all the alternatives. "It might seem hard but if I start handing it out, other people might ask for money. It was given to me on the understanding that I use it for myself. "A lot of people just want it to stay with me." Mr Barnes says he hasn't seen Miss Cutler for over a year and spends his time walking and talking to people he meets, regularly attending Wrekenton Methodist Church where he sits in the front row. He plans to live off the money raised for him and says he will make a donation to charity when he dies from any leftover cash. Ms Barber, CEO of Claire Barber PR, said in a statement: "Katie Cutler employed Claire Barber PR to handle her PR in March 2015. "We worked together for four months achieving blanket bespoke PR coverage across almost every national newspaper, multiple TV news channels across the north-east and UK including Sky, ITN, ITV, the BBC and Channel 4, Radio 2 and an exclusive negotiated interview on ITV This Morning that took a considerable amount of time to set up. Also hundreds of emails, calls and planning. "It was an enormous amount of work with phenomenal success. Katie made two payments in June 2015, then proceeded to write all over social media her shock at getting our bill (which was agreed prior to any work undertaken). "At this point we offered her a payment plan, but she wouldn't respond to anything. As a small family business with an impeccable reputation and after over a year and still no payment, we had no choice but to go to the small claims court. "Katie didn't respond with any defence to the small claims court either other than acknowledgement of papers. We are a small, hard-working company and we are simply not able to carry this debt. "We are incredibly shocked with the way Katie has belittled our hard work and devotion to the four-month project that Katie commissioned us for." In the months after the attack, Mr Barnes got a "calling from God" to move to the Shetland Islands. But he decided to stay put and is now looking for another home in the Gateshead area. His attacker, Richard Gatiss, of Gateshead, was jailed for four years after admitting assault with intent to rob. A tenspot ffs. Pure naivety surrounded by a shark and a cunt basically. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted September 22, 2016 http://www.953srfm.com.au/stuff/pub-talk/2016/2/16-year-old-boy-will-live-with-pornstar-for-a-month-wins-bizarre-competition/ Wonder what happened..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,847 Posted September 22, 2016 http://www.953srfm.com.au/stuff/pub-talk/2016/2/16-year-old-boy-will-live-with-pornstar-for-a-month-wins-bizarre-competition/ Wonder what happened..... "Officials say that he is allowed to pass the prize onto a "representative" - who would be his father. His mother does not approve of this idea either." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
