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Cliff Richard is in deep shit http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31630793

Was allegedly deep in children's shit to be more precise.

 

Although this has already been posted in the cliff richard thread and the saville thread...

 

EDIT: Added allegedly.

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Man taught at my Sunday school in Finchley back in the early/mid 70's. I shit (word used advisedly) you not. I've been a confirmed atheist ever since, not that the two are necessarily linked, and no, he never touched me :P

 

p.s. allegedly rather than all ledge edley or whatever.

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Cliff sells his love cave:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3090237/SEBASTIAN-SHAKESPEARE-Cliff-puts-3million-home-sale.html

 

This was his last property in the UK.

 

 

So, South Yorkshire Police need an international arrest warrent from now on, then?

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So that's Cliff in the clear then, according to the Scouse songstress, and is it the same Cilla who thought that the sun shone out of Rolf's arse.Is there a programme due soon called Cilla? i seem to remember some advert for it, as some form of biopic. If ever someone has been in the right place at the right time, it's our Cilla.

She's not there to defend Cliff or Rolf now...

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So that's Cliff in the clear then, according to the Scouse songstress, and is it the same Cilla who thought that the sun shone out of Rolf's arse.Is there a programme due soon called Cilla? i seem to remember some advert for it, as some form of biopic. If ever someone has been in the right place at the right time, it's our Cilla.

She's not there to defend Cliff or Rolf now...

 

 

No, but she's waiting for them!

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Will Cliff attend Cilla's funeral, do we think?

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Will Cliff attend Cilla's funeral, do we think?

 

Probably. I'm just waiting for when a high ranking politician dies, then I can sell some spot the "alleged" pedo bingo cards as long as pride and prejudice.

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Will Cliff attend Cilla's funeral, do we think?

 

Only if there is a Lorra lorra kids there. ALLEGEDLY !!

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Will Cliff attend Cilla's funeral, do we think?

Yeah I reckon so.They were close friends and he hasn`t been charged after a year of investigation so I don`t think he would be too much of a distraction from the service.If anything more eyebrows would be raised if he missed it..Can`t imagine he will speak to the press outside afterwards.He will sneak in and out very quickly I reckon.

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"He will sneak in and out very quickly"

 

He has been known to do this...........allegedly!!

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Interviewed again, by South Yorkshire police, after meeting them voluntarily.

 

Had he not gone 'voluntarily', what would the police have done, I wonder.

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Interviewed again, by South Yorkshire police, after meeting them voluntarily.

 

Had he not gone 'voluntarily', what would the police have done, I wonder.

 

Had he not gone voluntarily, he may have been fucked!

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Charges still not laid yet. A friend (who looks like a Savile-type if you click on the article) says the strain is taking its toll on Cliff: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/sir-cliff-richard-left-shocked-7325336

 

 

Cliff-Richard-and-Alan-Carr.jpg

 

 

Well, a chance meeting with the chatty man appears to have raised his spirits!

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Charges still not laid yet. A friend (who looks like a Savile-type if you click on the article) says the strain is taking its toll on Cliff: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/sir-cliff-richard-left-shocked-7325336

 

 

Cliff-Richard-and-Alan-Carr.jpg

 

 

Well, a chance meeting with the chatty man appears to have raised his spirits!

 

Isn't that Benny from Crossroads?Crossroads-Benny-599597.jpg

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The bloke with the comb-over is called Wigg :evil2:

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Charges still not laid yet. A friend (who looks like a Savile-type if you click on the article) says the strain is taking its toll on Cliff: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/sir-cliff-richard-left-shocked-7325336

 

 

Cliff-Richard-and-Alan-Carr.jpg

 

 

Well, a chance meeting with the chatty man appears to have raised his spirits!

 

If Cliff had been a little bit further over to our right it would have been a nice 'Up the Arse' pic for Viz magazine.

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Charges still not laid yet. A friend (who looks like a Savile-type if you click on the article) says the strain is taking its toll on Cliff: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/sir-cliff-richard-left-shocked-7325336

 

 

Cliff-Richard-and-Alan-Carr.jpg

 

 

Well, a chance meeting with the chatty man appears to have raised his spirits!

 

LOL - I meant the other weirdo: David-Wigg.jpg

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Charges still not laid yet. A friend (who looks like a Savile-type if you click on the article) says the strain is taking its toll on Cliff: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/sir-cliff-richard-left-shocked-7325336

 

 

Well, a chance meeting with the chatty man appears to have raised his spirits!

LOL - I meant the other weirdo

 

 

Yes, we knew you meant Mr Wigg and not Benny. winking-thumbs-up-smiley-emoticon.gif

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