drol 11,923 Posted December 26, 2022 For the 250th time in a week. His condition reportedly deteriorated after he was elected a fellow of the Chinese Academy of Engineering. 1 24 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,311 Posted December 26, 2022 6 minutes ago, drol said: For the 250th time in a week. His condition reportedly deteriorated after he was elected a fellow of the Chinese Academy of Engineering. Was tempted to buy my ex lifetime membership to the Chinese Academy of Engineering for Christmas. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,045 Posted December 26, 2022 I'm already surprised that he lasted that long. probably gone within the week now ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,923 Posted December 26, 2022 On 24/12/2022 at 05:50, Sean said: I don't think he is responsive based on this video. Nope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObakeFilter 893 Posted December 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Sean said: Allegedly he has deteriorated further. While this may be true, I don't think that this random guy knows more than we do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,311 Posted December 26, 2022 3 minutes ago, ObakeFilter said: While this may be true, I don't think that this random guy knows more than we do. Also reported here assuming that is where Frank Khalid got it.I hadn't heard of him either but nearly 900,000 followers . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,923 Posted December 26, 2022 Those are things all of us know actually. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,577 Posted December 26, 2022 I just need him to hold on for 5 more days as he's in a lot of my pools for next year, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted December 26, 2022 You do realise Pele dying now helps any decent deadpooler in 2023, right? Everyone will have him if he makes it to the starting block, he's basically a free square. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,045 Posted December 26, 2022 I don’t think he will make it to 2023. I wish he doesn’t because he must suffer a lot. The sooner , the better. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,311 Posted December 26, 2022 13 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: You do realise Pele dying now helps any decent deadpooler in 2023, right? Everyone will have him if he makes it to the starting block, he's basically a free square. Surely helps all deadpoolers as he will be picked by virtually every team? Can see him getting on over 90 % of main teams on the DDP and getting on over 200 teams if he clings on for another 5 and a half days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaDeathGuy 202 Posted December 26, 2022 Hey guys, I don't know if this has been reported yet, but Pelé's dying. 3 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,641 Posted December 26, 2022 3 hours ago, Sean said: Surely helps all deadpoolers as he will be picked by virtually every team? Can see him getting on over 90 % of main teams on the DDP and getting on over 200 teams if he clings on for another 5 and a half days. Yeah, and some desperate Googling to try and shoe-horn him into any theme team. He's been something of a swordsman over the years and did - apparently - start an affair with a 17 year old whilst in his 40's, that said - by the time this happened Brazil had adopted 14 as the age of consent so, sadly, Kiddyfiddler Harriers will have to pass on this signing despite the talent he could offer the team. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insane 349 Posted December 26, 2022 2 hours ago, DaDeathGuy said: Hey guys, I don't know if this has been reported yet, but Pelé's dying. Wow thank you for this information! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,045 Posted December 27, 2022 2 hours ago, DaDeathGuy said: Hey guys, I don't know if this has been reported yet, but Pelé's dying. Aren’t we all though ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dying Probably 578 Posted December 27, 2022 Report of death withdrawn by Africa Times. A Jerry Lee Lewis or an Abe Vigoda? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Doctor 88 Posted December 27, 2022 7 hours ago, Dying Probably said: Report of death withdrawn by Africa Times. A Jerry Lee Lewis or an Abe Vigoda? Removed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,923 Posted December 27, 2022 All of a sudden, it's all quiet. Won't be surprised if it's tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 27, 2022 33 minutes ago, drol said: All of a sudden, it's all quiet. Won't be surprised if it's tonight. Better tonight than a on the 31st. He is on my shadow list this year but was hoping he would live to the New Year as low lying fruit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,045 Posted December 27, 2022 Only story of Kelly Nascimiento today Who used to post about 4-5 of them everyday. Soon to be announced dead ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObakeFilter 893 Posted December 27, 2022 4 hours ago, drol said: All of a sudden, it's all quiet. Won't be surprised if it's tonight. If he suddenly recovers I'm going to scream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,311 Posted December 27, 2022 1 minute ago, ObakeFilter said: If he suddenly recovers I'm going to scream. He won't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tracy 2,392 Posted December 27, 2022 Pelé gains another week of life every time this thread deems his demise imminent. I think that means by now he's a safe bet for 2047. 2 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,045 Posted December 27, 2022 He’s been lingering for a month almost I’m beginning to think that he will reach 2023 but at what cost ? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 27, 2022 57 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said: He’s been lingering for a month almost I’m beginning to think that he will reach 2023 but at what coast ? Probably the South Atlantic. 3 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
