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list submitted, had a headache to make my final decision with recent hospitalisations of Abdullah of saudi arabia / lil Jimmy Dickens & Georges HW Bush snr

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Yes but almost certainly next year!

 

If you need a hand writing bios give me a shout.

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I am down a name already, Duke of Wellington has taken his boots off a day early :(

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Star Dust and my two theme teams are all in. Thanks for hosting again, MiB! Happy New Year

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Still waiting for a PM response from TMIB before I submit my teams =/

 

Sorry I know ya's busy...

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Teams The Grey Horde and Minions Of Xuleneb PMed.

 

regards,

Hein

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Sent my team a few hours ago. Hopefully no late breaking news on someone being on there deathbed comes out in the next 3 hours and cost me a free hit.

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Submitted. Wouldn't be the same with the annual last-minute switch...

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Windsor the Troll and Windsor's OBE were submitted a few days back.

 

If only I knew about James Corden's appointment at the time...he could've become my theme team mascot...

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Good luck to everyone. Here is mine.

 

The End of the World As We Know It

Caroline Aherne

Muhammad Ali

King Bhumibol Adulyadej

Tony Booth

Glen Campbell

Fidel Castro

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Rev. Billy Graham

Valerie Harper

Clive James

Scott MacIntyre

Penny Marshall (replacing Luise Rainer)

Leonard Nimoy

Maureen O'Hara

Isabel Peron

Prince Philip

Helmut Schmidt

Sam Simon (Joker)

Mary Tyler Moore

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I swapped a wrestler for a Hindu holy man at the last minute.

 

Might as well change my name to Vince Russo. #jokesonlymeSpade_Cooleyandacoupleofotherswillget

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Windsor the Troll

 

Sam Simon

Robert Mugabe

Bhumibol Abdulyadej

Rob Ford

Bob Dole

Muhammed Ali

Qaboos bin Sa'id

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Ian Brady

Peter Sutcliffe

Clive James

Caroline Aherne

Abdelaziz Bouteflika

George H. W. Bush

Nancy Reagan

Greville Janner

Rev Billy Graham

Henry Sandon

Sheila Sim

Desmond Tutu

 

Hoping to do better than last year, which was fairly poor.

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We'll see how this goes...

 

Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet

 

Caroline Aherne

Rene Angelil

Dave Benton

Daisy Berkowitz

Colin Bloomfield

Martin Crowe

Clive Derby-Lewis

Helen Fawkes

Rob Ford

Ahmad Givens

Kate Granger

Ritchii Kara

Henning Mankell

Yoshiro Nakamatsu

Gino Odjick

Mike Porcaro

Vojislav Seselj

Sam Simon (Joker)

Lynne Stewart

Joost van der Westhuizen

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Right, here's my teams

 

2015 Deathray's Kervorkian Clinic (Main Team)

  • Sam Simon (Joker)
  • Shimon Peres
  • Mary Wilson (Harold's wife)
  • Clarrissa Eden (Anthony's wife)
  • Mary Tyler Moore
  • Jake Lamotta
  • Terry Pratchett
  • Olivia de Havilland
  • Stephen Hawking
  • George Bush Sr
  • Prince Philip
  • Rama IX (Thai King)
  • Joost van Der Wursthuizien
  • Valerie Harper
  • Rev Billy Graham
  • Tony Booth
  • Jaoa Havelange
  • Clive James
  • Maureen O'Hara
  • Lee Kuan Yew

2015 Centenarians (Theme: people over 100)

  • Roy Douglas (composer)
  • Sir Nicholas Winton
  • Bobbie Heinne Miller (tennis player)
  • Luise Rainer
  • Tyrus Wong (artist)
  • Egon Sundberg (footballer)
  • Fauja Singh (marathon runner)
  • Clare Hollingworth (journalist)
  • Roberta McCain (John's mother)
  • George Alexander Rowly-Conwy (peer)
  • William Frankland (immunologist)
  • Buddy Moreno (singer)
  • Simone Schaller (athlete)
  • Wolfgang Suschitzy (photographer)
  • Connie Sawyer (actress)
  • Douglas Slocombe (cinematographer)
  • Reinhard Hardegen (u-boat commander)
  • Mary Carlisle (actress)
  • Norman Lloyd (actor)
  • Hans Erni (painter and sculptor)

2015 The Cobbles to a Coffin (Theme: actors who've been in corrie)

  • Barbara Knox (Rita Tanner)
  • Elizabeth Dawn (Vera Duckworth)
  • Irene Sutcliffe (Maggie Clegg)
  • Doreen Keogh (Concepta Reilly)
  • Jean Alexander (Hilda Ogden)
  • Eileen Derbyshire (Emily Bishop)
  • William Roache (Ken Barlow)
  • Thelma Barlow (Mavis Riley)
  • Timothy West (Eric Babbage)
  • Patricia Routledge (Sylvia Snape)
  • Andrew Sachs (Ramsay Clegg)
  • Tony Booth (Malcolm Wilkinson and Charles Halliday)
  • Prunella Scales (Eileen Hughes)
  • Bernard Cribbins (Wally Bannister)
  • June Whitfield (Blanche's Mate May at Funeral)
  • Kenneth Cope (Jed Stone)
  • Frank Mills (Billy Williams)
  • Gerald Sim (Ted Farrell)
  • Peter Baldwin (Derek Wilton)
  • James Garbutt (Wilf Gaskell)

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David Quantick's Showbiz Pals 2K15:

 

Joker (Pick 1): Hill, Lauren

Pick 2: Benmosche, Bob

Pick 3: Bloomfield, Colin

Pick 4: Boggs, Grace Lee

Pick 5: Crowe, Martin

Pick 6: Dickens, Little Jimmy

Pick 7: Dignam, Christy

Pick 8: Givens, Ahmad

Pick 9: Granger, Kate

Pick 10: Kara, Ritchii

Pick 11: Kwouk, Burt

Pick 12: Scott, Jock

Pick 13: Scott, Stuart

Pick 14: Shivdasani, Sadhana

Pick 15: Simon, Sam

Pick 16: Sledge, Percy

Pick 17: Travis, Kris

Pick 18: van den Bleeken, Frank

Pick 19: Wybourne, Catherine

Pick 20: Zorreguieta, Jorge

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The Dead Cows

 

Kate Granger - Joker

Frank Lucas

Muhammad Ali

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

Helen Fawkes

Ritchii Kara

Clive James

Sam Simon

Joost van der Westhuizen

'Superstar' Billy Graham

Glen Campbell

Valerie Harper

Rob Ford

Daisy Berkowitz

Peter Sutcliffe

Liz Dawn

Mary Tyler Moore

Lynne Stewart

Rev Billy Graham

Chris Woodhead

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Blimey, Spade - some good low hangers there (whom I'd admit to have never heard of before), a seemingly high risk/reward joker, some highly questionable obits, and at least one complete bastard. Oh, and the wrestler too!

 

 

Pan Breed 2015

 

1. Colin Bloomfield (joker)

2. Martin Crowe

3. Helen Fawkes

4. Kate Granger

5. Eric Lubbock, Lord Avebury

6. Sam Simon

7. Jimmy Hill

8. Joost van der Westhuizen

9. Seumas Milne

10. Ryuichi Sakamoto

11. Percy Sledge

12. Glen Campbell

13. Jacques Villeneuve Sr

14. Vojislav Seselj

15. Mary Wilson

16. Asa Briggs

17. Patrick MacNee

18. Peter Sallis

19. Peter Sutcliffe

20. Caroline Aherne

 

I fully admit Seselj might be pulling a "Chap from Guinness" about his health, but you never know. No uniques whatsoever, I don't think, but I figured after a few disappointing seasons to focus less on the uniques, and more on the ill. The joker was originally going to be Ali Carter before he improved. And Valerie Harper got dropped, which seals her 2015 fate.

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Here's my winning team

 

William Dunlop - Joker

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Reverend Billy Graham

Valerie Harper

Alwen Harris

Jimmy Hill

Pete Murray

Chris Woodhead

Shimon Peres

Doris Day

Elaine Lordan

Paul Gascoigne

David Hocking

Geoff Duke

Ken Kercheval

Leonard Nimoy

George H W Bush

Sandy Gall

Diana Athill

Gaston Glock

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1. Leonard Nimoy: The team joker. Although his COPD probably makes him in no mood to joke. :(

2. Maureen O’Hara: Wheelchaired, has diabetes and is quite old now.

3. Reginald VelJohnson: I think he’s the next James Avery.

4. Ethel Lang: In case no one else dies, I need a guarantee that I won’t end up with zero points. A supercentenarian is often reliable in this aspect.

5. Charles Zentai: Formerly on Simon Wiesenthal Center’s list. Claimed to have a heart disease and peripheral neuropathy last decade, but that might’ve been an attempt to avoid trial in Hungary.

6. Patricia Hitchcock: In bad shape nowadays. Will get an obit because of her famous father.

7. Muhammad Ali: Has Parkinsons and pneumonia. I really wanted at least one athlete in my team.

8. Aretha Franklin: Was ill a while ago, but not sure about now. I see her as Bobby Womack’s direct replacement from last year.

9. Wilford Brimley: Overweight and has diabetes.

10. Charlotte Rae: Is cancer-free now, but pretty much all the other Diffrent Strokes cast members are gone, so there’s definitly something ”cursy” and creepy about that show.

11. Dina Merrill: Wheelchaired, strokes, heart problems, etc.

12. Michael Schumacher: I have a feeling that his recovery will be short-lived.

13. Nancy Barbato: Frank Sinatra’s ex-wife might have Alzheimers.

14. Rudolf von Ribbentrop: Joachim’s son. Mostly because of old age and hopes of a Unique Pick.

15. Jean Ritchie: Had stroke problems 5-6 years ago.

16. C.H. Hermansson: One of the oldest living politicians worldwide. One of my "token Swedes" this year.

17. William Phipps: The voice of Prince Charming in Cinderella has heart problems. And I'm not talking about emotional ones.

18. Earl Cameron: Think of him as a British Sidney Poitier plus ten years. Should get an obit due to his CBE title.

19. Peter Hill-Wood: To avoid putting just 90-plussers on my team, Arsenal’s former chairman gets to join a new team. Had a heart attack some years ago.

20. Magnus Härenstam: Health problems. Another Swede.

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Here's my team, quite a few survivors from last year (and the year before etc.) New selections in bold.

  • Richard Davies (Joker)
  • Emile Ford;
  • Daphne Fowler
  • John Glenn;
  • Bernard Haitink;
  • Gerald Harper;
  • Buck Henry
  • Colin Jeavons
  • George Johnson
  • Patricia Knatchbull;
  • Sheila Mercier;
  • Les Munro;
  • Cormac Murphy O’Connor
  • Pete Murray;
  • I. M. Pei;
  • Dudley Simpson;
  • Nobby Stiles;
  • Joseph Wapner;
  • Peter Wyngarde;
  • Jimmy Young.

Hopefully a few uniques who won't see the end of the year.

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Bit gutted to miss out on a couple of uniques with Dr Nakamats and Jock Scot.

 

Golden Slumbers:

 

Lauren Hill (joker)

Kate Granger

Sam Simon

Frank Miller

Jimmy Dickens

Goran Hadzic

Martin Crowe

Colin Bloomfield

Monty Brinson

Bob Benmosche

Jock Scot

Ion Trewin

Clive Derby-Lewis

Yoshiro Nakamatsu

Gino Odjick

Daisy Berkowitz

Percy Sledge

Sultan Qaboos

Thich Nhat Hanh

Kim Fowley

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Blimey, Spade - some good low hangers there (whom I'd admit to have never heard of before), a seemingly high risk/reward joker, some highly questionable obits, and at least one complete bastard. Oh, and the wrestler too!

 

Yeah, Lauren Hill (the basketball player, not the tax-dodging Fugee) is definitely a punt but I'm 95% the Mail will give her the obituary. My main worry is that she would have gone late last night and not be reported until 2015, because I'm pretty sure she's not seeing January 20th. Bob Benmosche is one I'm surprised didn't get mentioned on the forums because he seems a lock and is a guaranteed obituary. Frank van den Bleeken is another big point hopeful if he gets someone to kill him (a fun take on the usual "Right to die" campaigner: he's been granted euthanasia as he says he cannot be cured of his paedophilia), and Kris Travis is a 50/50 to go this year but the Daily Star (of all places) have been covering his stomach cancer battle and he was getting very pessimistic about his chancer of survival over Christmas.

 

I left off a lot of probable popular picks like Clive James, Caroline Aherne and War Criminal Bloke with the Vs in his name because I'm not sure they're actually on the way out.

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Thomas Jefferson Survives

 

Martin Crowe (joker)

Caroline Aherne

Harry Beitzel

Bob Benmosche

Colin Bloomfield

Little Jimmy Dickens

Wendell H. Ford

Kate Granger

Michael C. Gross

Lauren Hill

John McCabe

Bryan Murray

Gino Odjick

Qaboos bin Said Al Said of Oman

Robert H. Schuller

Stuart Scott

Sam Simon

Percy Sledge

Ion Trewin

Ralph V. Whitworth

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