Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 26, 2015 Demis is THE memory of the hot hot summer of 76. Even as a lad, I could not comprehend how this obese, monsterously hirsuite man in a fuggin Kaftan could have women lubricating their own flanges at 60 paces just by opening his mouth. Demis was the extreme heat, standpipes on the streets of North London, music so cosmopolitan, and the last summer of being just a primary school boy. Brilliant. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted January 26, 2015 Demis is THE memory of the hot hot summer of 76. Even as a lad, I could not comprehend how this obese, monsterously hirsuite man in a fuggin Kaftan could have women lubricating their own flanges at 60 paces just by opening his mouth. Demis was the extreme heat, standpipes on the streets of North London, music so cosmopolitan, and the last summer of being just a primary school boy. Brilliant. He was the Greek Barry White Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 26, 2015 Otto Carius, one of the most successful tank commanders of the Third Reich, dead at 92. Considering that no illness can have a more serious outcome than death, this week's Prize for Stating the Bloody Obvious goes to that write-up: [P]assed away after a short, but serious illness. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted January 26, 2015 Otto Carius, one of the most successful tank commanders of the Third Reich, dead at 92. Considering that no illness can have a more serious outcome than death, this week's Prize for Stating the Bloody Obvious goes to that write-up: [P]assed away after a short, but serious illness. regards, Hein I'm reminded of how, when someone dies unexpectedly from a heart attack, people invariably describe it as "a massive heart attack". Like it might have been a mild one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted January 26, 2015 Otto Carius, one of the most successful tank commanders of the Third Reich, dead at 92. Considering that no illness can have a more serious outcome than death, this week's Prize for Stating the Bloody Obvious goes to that write-up: [P]assed away after a short, but serious illness. regards, Hein I'm reminded of how, when someone dies unexpectedly from a heart attack, people invariably describe it as "a massive heart attack". Like it might have been a mild one. Aye, but splitting hairs for a second here, mild heart attacks do kill unexpectedly, usually when the person suffering them is already in highly compromised health. They're simply an additional danger at a very shit time for the individual. So, Billy Graham may be riddled with other issues but it wouldn't take much to go wrong with his heart to tip his vital signs into decline, and also if that started to happen the medical staff might realise that even the shock of defribulatiing him could be a killer, so either way he'd be gone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted January 26, 2015 Otto Carius, one of the most successful tank commanders of the Third Reich, dead at 92. Considering that no illness can have a more serious outcome than death, this week's Prize for Stating the Bloody Obvious goes to that write-up: [P]assed away after a short, but serious illness. regards, Hein I'm reminded of how, when someone dies unexpectedly from a heart attack, people invariably describe it as "a massive heart attack". Like it might have been a mild one. Aye, but splitting hairs for a second here, mild heart attacks do kill unexpectedly, usually when the person suffering them is already in highly compromised health. They're simply an additional danger at a very shit time for the individual. So, Billy Graham may be riddled with other issues but it wouldn't take much to go wrong with his heart to tip his vital signs into decline, and also if that started to happen the medical staff might realise that even the shock of defribulatiing him could be a killer, so either way he'd be gone. Fair enough, but I meant apparently fit and healthy people who drop dead out of the blue, rather than people known to be in poor health. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted January 26, 2015 Demis is THE memory of the hot hot summer of 76. Even as a lad, I could not comprehend how this obese, monsterously hirsuite man in a fuggin Kaftan could have women lubricating their own flanges at 60 paces just by opening his mouth. Demis was the extreme heat, standpipes on the streets of North London, music so cosmopolitan, and the last summer of being just a primary school boy. Brilliant. Aaaah Lord Fellatio that means two (hehe at least) of the 10.42 per cent have posted re. Demis..it was a scorching summer was it not? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 26, 2015 Demis is THE memory of the hot hot summer of 76. Even as a lad, I could not comprehend how this obese, monsterously hirsuite man in a fuggin Kaftan could have women lubricating their own flanges at 60 paces just by opening his mouth. Demis was the extreme heat, standpipes on the streets of North London, music so cosmopolitan, and the last summer of being just a primary school boy. Brilliant. Aaaah Lord Fellatio that means two (hehe at least) of the 10.42 per cent have posted re. Demis..it was a scorching summer was it not? And Cat makes three. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 27, 2015 Demis is THE memory of the hot hot summer of 76. Even as a lad, I could not comprehend how this obese, monsterously hirsuite man in a fuggin Kaftan could have women lubricating their own flanges at 60 paces just by opening his mouth. Demis was the extreme heat, standpipes on the streets of North London, music so cosmopolitan, and the last summer of being just a primary school boy. Brilliant. Aaaah Lord Fellatio that means two (hehe at least) of the 10.42 per cent have posted re. Demis..it was a scorching summer was it not? It was mega hot!! I remember somebody frying an egg on the roof of a mini in an article on the old London "Today" programme ( the one where Bill Grundy got the Sex Pistols to swear and stuff....I watched that too) to demonstrate how hot it actually was. Us kids never had sun block, sun tan lotion or hats to keep our heads cool, no we were not nannied like kids are today. I can remember going back into school after the summer break to be greeted by my mate who had lost several layers of skin off of his shoulders due to sun burn. Didn't do him any harm, aye! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted January 27, 2015 Demis is THE memory of the hot hot summer of 76. Even as a lad, I could not comprehend how this obese, monsterously hirsuite man in a fuggin Kaftan could have women lubricating their own flanges at 60 paces just by opening his mouth. Demis was the extreme heat, standpipes on the streets of North London, music so cosmopolitan, and the last summer of being just a primary school boy. Brilliant. Aaaah Lord Fellatio that means two (hehe at least) of the 10.42 per cent have posted re. Demis..it was a scorching summer was it not? It was mega hot!! I remember somebody frying an egg on the roof of a mini in an article on the old London "Today" programme ( the one where Bill Grundy got the Sex Pistols to swear and stuff....I watched that too) to demonstrate how hot it actually was. Us kids never had sun block, sun tan lotion or hats to keep our heads cool, no we were not nannied like kids are today. I can remember going back into school after the summer break to be greeted by my mate who had lost several layers of skin off of his shoulders due to sun burn. Didn't do him any harm, aye! Let's give Demis his due. Aphrodite's Child were sublime and ridiculous in equal measure, and all the better for it. I thought all the dwelling on naffness and "Abigail's Party" in yesterday's reports a bit misguided considering the man's more out there achievements. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 27, 2015 Demis is THE memory of the hot hot summer of 76. Even as a lad, I could not comprehend how this obese, monsterously hirsuite man in a fuggin Kaftan could have women lubricating their own flanges at 60 paces just by opening his mouth. Demis was the extreme heat, standpipes on the streets of North London, music so cosmopolitan, and the last summer of being just a primary school boy. Brilliant. Aaaah Lord Fellatio that means two (hehe at least) of the 10.42 per cent have posted re. Demis..it was a scorching summer was it not? It was mega hot!! I remember somebody frying an egg on the roof of a mini in an article on the old London "Today" programme ( the one where Bill Grundy got the Sex Pistols to swear and stuff....I watched that too) to demonstrate how hot it actually was. Us kids never had sun block, sun tan lotion or hats to keep our heads cool, no we were not nannied like kids are today. I can remember going back into school after the summer break to be greeted by my mate who had lost several layers of skin off of his shoulders due to sun burn. Didn't do him any harm, aye! Let's give Demis his due. Aphrodite's Child were sublime and ridiculous in equal measure, and all the better for it. I thought all the dwelling on naffness and "Abigail's Party" in yesterday's reports a bit misguided considering the man's more out there achievements. All true Mary, however, most people are not you and lack the artistic bent you possess or summat... I think we can conclude, with some confidence, that his media tribute was designed to cater to the lowest common denominator. People like me, basically. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 27, 2015 I had forgotten Vangelis was involved too. Good shit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted January 27, 2015 Demis is THE memory of the hot hot summer of 76. Even as a lad, I could not comprehend how this obese, monsterously hirsuite man in a fuggin Kaftan could have women lubricating their own flanges at 60 paces just by opening his mouth. Demis was the extreme heat, standpipes on the streets of North London, music so cosmopolitan, and the last summer of being just a primary school boy. Brilliant. Aaaah Lord Fellatio that means two (hehe at least) of the 10.42 per cent have posted re. Demis..it was a scorching summer was it not? It was mega hot!! I remember somebody frying an egg on the roof of a mini in an article on the old London "Today" programme ( the one where Bill Grundy got the Sex Pistols to swear and stuff....I watched that too) to demonstrate how hot it actually was. Us kids never had sun block, sun tan lotion or hats to keep our heads cool, no we were not nannied like kids are today. I can remember going back into school after the summer break to be greeted by my mate who had lost several layers of skin off of his shoulders due to sun burn. Didn't do him any harm, aye! Let's give Demis his due. Aphrodite's Child were sublime and ridiculous in equal measure, and all the better for it. I thought all the dwelling on naffness and "Abigail's Party" in yesterday's reports a bit misguided considering the man's more out there achievements. All true Mary, however, most people are not you and lack the artistic bent you possess or summat... I think we can conclude, with some confidence, that his media tribute was designed to cater to the lowest common denominator. People like me, basically. LFN since when were you the lowest common anything? Check our Jeremy Kyle and celebrate your achievements in life, at which point you should check out the post above and marvel at Demis in full vocal flight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 27, 2015 Epic stuff!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted January 27, 2015 I was quite struck by this tribute. He was the Greek Barry White Imagine them as a duo Someone should make a Demis/Barry mash-up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted January 28, 2015 Gene Hackman not dead. http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/genehackmandead.asp i suspect a French Connection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhoamI 35 Posted January 29, 2015 Colleen McCullough dead .... http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-29/australian-author-colleen-mccullough-dies/6055952 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuriedInCarolina 46 Posted January 29, 2015 He couldn't escape via the back door this time! "Stig Bergling, a former Swedish security officer who sold secrets to the Soviet Union during the Cold War and brazenly escaped while serving a life sentence for espionage, has died. He was 77. The Swedish tax authority, which records deaths, confirmed he died on Jan. 24. No cause was given." Perhaps most interesting is the fact that Bergling escaped from prison during a conjugal visit with his wife in an apartment in suburban Stockholm while police watched the front door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted January 30, 2015 He couldn't escape via the back door this time! "Stig Bergling, a former Swedish security officer who sold secrets to the Soviet Union during the Cold War and brazenly escaped while serving a life sentence for espionage, has died. He was 77. The Swedish tax authority, which records deaths, confirmed he died on Jan. 24. No cause was given." Perhaps most interesting is the fact that Bergling escaped from prison during a conjugal visit with his wife in an apartment in suburban Stockholm while police watched the front door. Even his name sounds like a crime. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiesa52 132 Posted January 30, 2015 Rod McKuen, who wrote many songs for movies, including the Title song of "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie", has died- he was 81: http://news.yahoo.com/rod-mckuen-mega-selling-poet-performer-dies-81-234455928.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted January 30, 2015 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernice_Gordon 6 down. Big box. 4 letters, starts with a D. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Some sad and tragic news that the actor Terry Carter has been killed in a hit and run.He was best known as Sgt Joe Broadhurst in the tv series McCLoud http://www.ew.com/article/2015/01/29/suge-knight-hit-and-run-terry-carter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 30, 2015 He couldn't escape via the back door this time! "Stig Bergling, a former Swedish security officer who sold secrets to the Soviet Union during the Cold War and brazenly escaped while serving a life sentence for espionage, has died. He was 77. The Swedish tax authority, which records deaths, confirmed he died on Jan. 24. No cause was given." Perhaps most interesting is the fact that Bergling escaped from prison during a conjugal visit with his wife in an apartment in suburban Stockholm while police watched the front door. Even his name sounds like a crime. Now there was an opportunity missed. His parents should have named him Terd . 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stonecold 51 Posted January 31, 2015 Some sad and tragic news that the actor Terry Carter has been killed in a hit and run.He was best known as Sgt Joe Broadhurst in the tv series McCLoud http://www.ew.com/article/2015/01/29/suge-knight-hit-and-run-terry-carter Turns out that it was a different Terry Carter that was killed : http://heavy.com/news/2015/01/terry-carter-actor-mccloud-suge-knight-dead-age-bio-battlestar-galactica-bilko-hit-and-run/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomTomTelekom 3,727 Posted January 31, 2015 German Ex-President Richard von Weiszäcker dies at 94. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31073517 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
