DCI Frank Burnside 3,842 Posted October 31, 2023 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,312 Posted October 31, 2023 1 hour ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: What with Musk being a fucking "tech genius", maybe he can show Dr Death how to retrieve all those lost WhatsApp messages while he's there. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,842 Posted October 31, 2023 Wrong crisis for the PM's skill set....... What fucking skills would they be then ? Shagging anything with a pulse 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Summer in Transylvania 1,995 Posted October 31, 2023 10 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: What fucking skills would they be then? He is better suited to dealing with underpopulation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,312 Posted October 31, 2023 1 minute ago, Summer in Transylvania said: He is better suited to dealing with underpopulation. Well that's not fair. He more than made up for his sexual incontinence by killing hundreds of thousands during the pandemic with his government's negligence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,842 Posted October 31, 2023 Bring back the stocks and pelt him with rotten fruit on a daily basis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,312 Posted October 31, 2023 This from Boris Johnson just before Covid got really, really bad over Christmas & New Year: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,842 Posted October 31, 2023 16 minutes ago, TQR said: This from Boris Johnson just before Covid got really, really bad over Christmas & New Year: Biggist irony is he ended up in hospital himself of course Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,312 Posted October 31, 2023 6 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Biggist irony is he ended up in hospital himself of course This was after his hospitalisation! I would say Covid must’ve starved his brain of oxygen for too long but there was no evidence of full functionality beforehand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,842 Posted October 31, 2023 Broken Clock etc...... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,282 Posted October 31, 2023 19 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Broken Clock etc...... Will it undermine the government FFS. Reminds me of one of the few bits of Steve Coogan I like, The Day Today. The sketch was a report about an Elvis fan/serial killer getting executed by loo/electric chair. Coogan's Elvis Fan Club President was asked if this execution undermined Elvis's legacy, and he replied: "No, Sir, the King undermined his own legacy by dying on the John in a nappy!" Sums up the government imo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,436 Posted October 31, 2023 4 hours ago, TQR said: This from Boris Johnson just before Covid got really, really bad over Christmas & New Year: A deadpooling perspective of this is that it further hints he has major underlining health issues if he must treat his own hospitalisation as so untypical, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,851 Posted October 31, 2023 "Competent people at the centre of power"? Who were they then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,842 Posted October 31, 2023 "Well she would say that wouldn't she" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,842 Posted November 2, 2023 Speaking of fuckpig morons and cunts 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,312 Posted November 2, 2023 20 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Speaking of fuckpig morons and cunts That pathetic little pissweasel wanted to play god. In many ways he’s the most virulent creature of the last decade of our lamentable political sphere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,664 Posted November 4, 2023 BBC Article: Home Secretary Suella Braverman wants to restrict use of tents by homeless Apparently it's a lifestyle choice. She truly is one of the most evil elected politicians this country has ever seen. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,664 Posted November 4, 2023 While I'm here, the BBC have also compiled an article looking at what a second Trump Presidency would look like. It truly is the stuff of nightmares. And there's not a mention of the fact he could be a convicted felon by the time he takes office. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-67272569 Trump is planning to be better prepared for office this time around, knowing what it takes to force his agenda through and not wasting time getting started. Based on policy positions outlined by groups affiliated to him and pronouncements from The Donald himself, here's an insight into his plans: Flying cars "Freedom Cities" built on federal land free of 'burdensome regulation'. Round-up the homeless and put them in tent camps until their 'problems can be identified' (he'd get on well with Cruella) State school teachers must 'embrace patriotic values'. A universal baseline tariff on all foreign imports. Reinstate the policy that undocumented migrants are held in Mexico while they apply for asylum. End automatic citizenship for children of illegal immigrants (Dreamers - this is unconstitutional by the way) Cut "hundreds of billions" of dollars of US foreign aid (and end the Ukraine war in the progress - in Russia's favour, naturally). Withdraw the US from NATO or scale back their commitments considerably. Open season for energy suppliers - drill, baby, drill. Reinstate an order he brought in allowing all civil servants to be sacked and replaced by political appointees (Biden repealed it). "Find and remove the radicals, zealots and Marxists who have infiltrated the Department for Education". "Pass critical reforms making every executive branch appointee fireable by the President of the United States." (which I think is essentially the definition of a dictator). Currently compiling a database of willing foot soldiers to staff the administration and ensure all these policies are enacted as soon as possible. Americans aren't that stupid...surely... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,436 Posted November 4, 2023 2 hours ago, RoverAndOut said: BBC Article: Home Secretary Suella Braverman wants to restrict use of tents by homeless Apparently it's a lifestyle choice. She truly is one of the most evil elected politicians this country has ever seen. And I honestly think she, or someone one just as far right as her, will probably end up PM someday. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,436 Posted November 5, 2023 1 hour ago, RoverAndOut said: While I'm here, the BBC have also compiled an article looking at what a second Trump Presidency would look like. It truly is the stuff of nightmares. And there's not a mention of the fact he could be a convicted felon by the time he takes office. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-67272569 Trump is planning to be better prepared for office this time around, knowing what it takes to force his agenda through and not wasting time getting started. Based on policy positions outlined by groups affiliated to him and pronouncements from The Donald himself, here's an insight into his plans: Flying cars "Freedom Cities" built on federal land free of 'burdensome regulation'. Round-up the homeless and put them in tent camps until their 'problems can be identified' (he'd get on well with Cruella) State school teachers must 'embrace patriotic values'. A universal baseline tariff on all foreign imports. Reinstate the policy that undocumented migrants are held in Mexico while they apply for asylum. End automatic citizenship for children of illegal immigrants (Dreamers - this is unconstitutional by the way) Cut "hundreds of billions" of dollars of US foreign aid (and end the Ukraine war in the progress - in Russia's favour, naturally). Withdraw the US from NATO or scale back their commitments considerably. Open season for energy suppliers - drill, baby, drill. Reinstate an order he brought in allowing all civil servants to be sacked and replaced by political appointees (Biden repealed it). "Find and remove the radicals, zealots and Marxists who have infiltrated the Department for Education". "Pass critical reforms making every executive branch appointee fireable by the President of the United States." (which I think is essentially the definition of a dictator). Currently compiling a database of willing foot soldiers to staff the administration and ensure all these policies are enacted as soon as possible. Americans aren't that stupid...surely... If he gets in power the Republicans will never let go again. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,312 Posted November 5, 2023 27 minutes ago, The Old Crem said: And I honestly think she, or someone one just as far right as her, will probably end up PM someday. It's a good job you're wrong about everything, then. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,851 Posted November 5, 2023 47 minutes ago, The Old Crem said: And I honestly think she will probably end up PM someday. Well, that's reassuring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,319 Posted November 5, 2023 3 hours ago, RoverAndOut said: BBC Article: Home Secretary Suella Braverman wants to restrict use of tents by homeless Apparently it's a lifestyle choice. She truly is one of the most evil elected politicians this country has ever seen. I'm a bigger proponent of free speech than most. I don't have anyone blocked on here or in my personal life. People should be allowed to express unpopular opinions without censorship (criticism is not censorship). Having said that, if I were to ever meet Suella, I would love nothing more than to shove a great big long tent pole in her geggie. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
