charon 4,943 Posted September 21, 2015 Not as late as the pig 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted September 21, 2015 I'm not one to defend David Cameron but is it really the kind of question you'd ask a prospective candidate? As a service to the nation though, perhaps we should come up with a list of questions that should be put before all those considering throwing their hat in the ring - starting with have you ever thrown your hat in a ring? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted September 21, 2015 I'm not one to defend David Cameron but is it really the kind of question you'd ask a prospective candidate? As a service to the nation though, perhaps we should come up with a list of questions that should be put before all those considering throwing their hat in the ring - starting with have you ever thrown your hat in a ring? I can imagine it would come under "Have you ever committed a criminal act, or an act that directly contravenes the policies you intend to push through as Prime Minister?" which should be the first question anybody asks a potential prime minister. The pig thing would fall under the former and the drugs the latter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted September 21, 2015 I'm not one to defend David Cameron but is it really the kind of question you'd ask a prospective candidate? As a service to the nation though, perhaps we should come up with a list of questions that should be put before all those considering throwing their hat in the ring - starting with have you ever thrown your hat in a ring? I can imagine it would come under "Have you ever committed a criminal act, or an act that directly contravenes the policies you intend to push through as Prime Minister?" which should be the first question anybody asks a potential prime minister. The pig thing would fall under the former and the drugs the latter. I'm no legal eagle but what law says I can't stick my appendage in a dead pig (with the owner's consent)? The criminal act with the drugs was that he was allegedly listening to Supertramp! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 21, 2015 There is sooooo much out there, but this is the pick.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted September 22, 2015 Shock news - Posh boys behave badly at University. That is about as shocking as the endless stream of Jeremy Corbyn - He's a bit of a leftie articles that appear on an almost daily basis. In some ways the pig issue will be the one they concentrate on because the other issues raised are probably in the long run more serious. Did Cameron know about Lord Ashcrofts non-dom status earlier than he said and did he intervene to prevent a constituent being prosecuted for fox hunting offences. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 22, 2015 Who cares? He fucked a dead pig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted September 22, 2015 More accurately he got a blowie from a dead pig. I'm not sure if that's better or worse. Does anyone know if it was a male of female pig? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted September 22, 2015 You are both correct, he fucked the pigs mouth, allegedly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulh85 101 Posted September 22, 2015 as it was a dead pig and not able to simulate anything its self, i think the more appropriate term would be "skull-Fucked a pig" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted September 22, 2015 Anyone have 'pig fucker Cameron' ? In retrospect, it should've been a cert. Three teams picked Dave but all those entries came quite late. The way you would mounting a porker! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted September 22, 2015 Who cares? He fucked a dead pig. So fucking over a living country is morally admirable by comparison. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,617 Posted September 22, 2015 You never get your Halibut leaders shafting dead pigs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 22, 2015 Didn't do Clinton much harm tbf. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted September 22, 2015 Daily Mirror front page tomorrow interviews a packet of bacon who says she's deeply ashamed and will never sink that low again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted September 22, 2015 Oh aye, and David Cameron rang the Daily Mail to deny it all. They reported there was some crackling on his end. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted September 22, 2015 I take it as read that the old game of 'Six Degrees of Bacon' will now be called 'Six Degrees of Cameron' unless our dear leader is a nailed on substitute for 'This little piggy went to market' or summat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted September 23, 2015 I take it as read that the old game of 'Six Degrees of Bacon' will now be called 'Six Degrees of Cameron' unless our dear leader is a nailed on substitute for 'This little piggy went to market' or summat. The Tory party won't mind but if it was this little piggie went to the common market there would be an outcry from the backbenchers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted September 23, 2015 This topic has legs. Unlike the pig in question. I was under the impression he was a big piggin' dickhead. Now it looks more like he is a little dick in pig head. Thus... The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. George Orwell, Animal Farm Swines the lot of them... Snouts in the trough. Do you think he will go or sty? Interesting angle, although it would be illegal to do that to a live pig the common law now says that no crime of beastiality would have been committed with a dead animal. However if the act was done in a public place then an unlimited jail term and unlimited fine would be in order under gross indecency laws. Possession of such an image would would be a criminal offence if proved to be pornagraphic and the person holding it would be likely placed on the sex offender register. In medieval times such a thing would have been punished by the death sentence for both man, and pig. Maybe, the questions Tom Watson was asking the other year about a Prime Minister (obviously aimed at Ted Heath) being a sexual deviant may have been the route cause of blushing rhetorical questions on the part of DC? Anyway. joking aside, I really don't like him, and wish he would quit as sow'n as porkable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted September 23, 2015 What more is there to say, you've really gone the whole hog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted September 23, 2015 This topic has legs. Unlike the pig in question. I was under the impression he was a big piggin' dickhead. Now it looks more like he is a little dick in pig head. Thus... The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. George Orwell, Animal Farm Swines the lot of them... Snouts in the trough. Do you think he will go or sty? Interesting angle, although it would be illegal to do that to a live pig the common law now says that no crime of beastiality would have been committed with a dead animal. However if the act was done in a public place then an unlimited jail term and unlimited fine would be in order under gross indecency laws. Possession of such an image would would be a criminal offence if proved to be pornagraphic and the person holding it would be likely placed on the sex offender register. In medieval times such a thing would have been punished by the death sentence for both man, and pig. Maybe, the questions Tom Watson was asking the other year about a Prime Minister (obviously aimed at Ted Heath) being a sexual deviant may have been the route cause of blushing rhetorical questions on the part of DC? Anyway. joking aside, I really don't like him, and wish he would quit as sow'n as porkable. But seriously, what does the law say about a public place in front of witnesses willing to enjoy the spectacle? In other news, a forthcoming movie: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted September 29, 2015 Alister Carmichael not in the clear yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,536 Posted September 30, 2015 Michelle Thomson (SNP, Edinburgh West) has had the whip withdrawn after being questioned over property deals and is currently sitting as an independent. I think this is your first by-election of the 2015 parliament. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted September 30, 2015 This topic has legs. Unlike the pig in question. I was under the impression he was a big piggin' dickhead. Now it looks more like he is a little dick in pig head. Thus... The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. George Orwell, Animal Farm Swines the lot of them... Snouts in the trough. Do you think he will go or sty? Interesting angle, although it would be illegal to do that to a live pig the common law now says that no crime of beastiality would have been committed with a dead animal. However if the act was done in a public place then an unlimited jail term and unlimited fine would be in order under gross indecency laws. Possession of such an image would would be a criminal offence if proved to be pornagraphic and the person holding it would be likely placed on the sex offender register. In medieval times such a thing would have been punished by the death sentence for both man, and pig. Maybe, the questions Tom Watson was asking the other year about a Prime Minister (obviously aimed at Ted Heath) being a sexual deviant may have been the route cause of blushing rhetorical questions on the part of DC? Anyway. joking aside, I really don't like him, and wish he would quit as sow'n as porkable. But seriously, what does the law say about a public place in front of witnesses willing to enjoy the spectacle? In other news, a forthcoming movie: DAVE : Dick in the piggy . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted October 1, 2015 Michelle Thomson (SNP, Edinburgh West) has had the whip withdrawn after being questioned over property deals and is currently sitting as an independent. I think this is your first by-election of the 2015 parliament. That will be a damn shame as she was overlooked because of the wide variety of New untested SNP blood available. Could be a gift to Corbyn though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
