Donald J Trump

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

 

 

Looks like he's about to knee Bannon in the nuts.

 

Bannon has horrible skin! That pic is just too high res for its own good.

 

It's the lizard in him.

 

 

 

More likely the alcohol and processed meat.

[MDavidSteel 15]

he is on my 2017 deathlist i had to say but might be more of the wishful thinking

In Lincolns day he wouldn't have lasted, but it's so hard to kill the president these days

he might even be worse then bush

and on the news every day and every time slot (1.30pm 6.pm 10.pm) Trump along with Theresa May and EU are like the three things that come up honestly I know they have to talk about them but it's like every single time. Why such a need to force it on us?

someone told me to not say bad things about people does this rule still apply when we're talking about trump? I jokingly asked!

[YoungWillz 21,034]

Trudeau showing off he's bilingual. Meanwhile, as Trump ditches NAFTA, Trump looks smug as a kitten with a dead mouse.

[rockhopper penguin 2,265]

Now that is a chin

[torbrexbones 717]

[Deathray 2,940]

Are we not even going to mention that anti-news conference?

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Are we not even going to mention that anti-news conference?

 

 

Almost too bizarre to satirise.

 

I found myself wondering if some savvy journalist with an inside track in Washington is already bashing out a future best-seller called something like Drowing in Power; The Downfall of Donald Trump. Basically, he makes sense of the world via competing with everyone, understanding that it's all about him and denying some basic facts. All very entertaining except the man has a country to run and also the responsibility (nominally at least) of leading "the free world."

[Phantom 2,533]

Are we not even going to mention that anti-news conference?

Where do you want to start with it?

[WednesdayAddams 103]

When they make the movie, that presser will be in it, right before when the Impeachment proceedings start. Bit like Tricky Dickie's "No more whitewash" pitch.

 

A significant factor happened just after all that, Fox News 'broke' a story that Trump engineered withholding news of Flynn's call to the Ruskies from Pence. What's significant about it is FOX NEWS (or at least part of FN) is ditching the clown. Or Agent Orange as some folks are now calling him. If he's losing ground at FN, he's done.

 

Above all the noise, the numbers are what's going to drive it. Trump now at 39% approval. Midterms next year. A 39% approval will make keeping hold of the House quite a bit iffy. Those Congressmen and Senators can see themselves signing on for Social Security in their nightmares.

 

Personally, I've always known it's just a matter of time before they get rid, but in truth I didn't expect it to begin fall apart for at least a year or so. Four weeks!! I could not wreck things that fast myself even on the best speed money can buy. lol

[Deathray 2,940]

 

Are we not even going to mention that anti-news conference?

Where do you want to start with it?

 

 

How on earth he still has a job? Oh and the insulting of the BBC.

[rockhopper penguin 2,265]

I liked the one with Netanyahu where he looked like he'd began to doubt having Trump on his side was a good idea. Maybe the Donald is being really clever and going to unite the rest of the world in opposition to him.

[msc 18,439]

Trump isn't going anywhere. Republican voters are loving what hes doing, he wont resign, and there's nowhere near the numbers needed for impeachment.

 

Also, those 2018 midterms...

 

 

Notice something about that map of states up for grabs next year? 9 of 33 are Republican. It's a defensive election for the Democrats, and they need to hold pro-Trump places or demographically non-great for Dems. Much more likely the Republicans WIN seats then, and secure a strangehold on the House till 2020 onwards.

[Phantom 2,533]

 

 

 

Are we not even going to mention that anti-news conference?

Where do you want to start with it?

How on earth he still has a job? Oh and the insulting of the BBC.

1. Your guess is as good as mine

2. I did enjoy the BBC reporter's response "we can banter back and forth all night"

[torbrexbones 717]

2. I did enjoy the BBC reporter's response "we can banter back and forth all night"

 

I think my answer might have been - "You do realise that this is not a game show?"

[Phantom 2,533]

 

2. I did enjoy the BBC reporter's response "we can banter back and forth all night"

 

I think my answer might have been - "You do realise that this is not a game show?"

I don't think Trump is aware of much to be honest.

[YoungWillz 21,034]

Instead of getting his rocks off whilst addressing "folks", can't he just get on with the job?

[msc 18,439]

Google having a laugh. The twitter sidebar on "Donald Trump" brings up this, randomly:

 

"(@realDonaldTrump)

I say we cannot continue to let Obama fly around on Air Force 1, at a cost of millions of dollars a day, for the purpose of politics & play!

25 Jul 2014 · Twitter"

Now watch this drive!

[Deathtreat23 189]

Trump isn't going anywhere. Republican voters are loving what hes doing, he wont resign, and there's nowhere near the numbers needed for impeachment.

 

Also, those 2018 midterms...

 

 

Notice something about that map of states up for grabs next year? 9 of 33 are Republican. It's a defensive election for the Democrats, and they need to hold pro-Trump places or demographically non-great for Dems. Much more likely the Republicans WIN seats then, and secure a strangehold on the House till 2020 onwards.

Then i hope he gets carried out of The White House by the men in white coats by force with all the cameras watching-And you think he will make it to 2020 when the term ends-don't make me laugh.

[Joey Russ 7,220]

 

Trump isn't going anywhere. Republican voters are loving what hes doing, he wont resign, and there's nowhere near the numbers needed for impeachment.

 

Also, those 2018 midterms...

 

 

Notice something about that map of states up for grabs next year? 9 of 33 are Republican. It's a defensive election for the Democrats, and they need to hold pro-Trump places or demographically non-great for Dems. Much more likely the Republicans WIN seats then, and secure a strangehold on the House till 2020 onwards.

 

Then i hope he gets carried out of The White House by the men in white coats by force with all the cameras watching-And you think he will make it to 2020-don't make me laugh.

Remember, it's illegal to kill DDP picks. That's cheating...

[Deathtreat23 189]

 

 

Trump isn't going anywhere. Republican voters are loving what hes doing, he wont resign, and there's nowhere near the numbers needed for impeachment.

 

Also, those 2018 midterms...

 

 

Notice something about that map of states up for grabs next year? 9 of 33 are Republican. It's a defensive election for the Democrats, and they need to hold pro-Trump places or demographically non-great for Dems. Much more likely the Republicans WIN seats then, and secure a strangehold on the House till 2020 onwards.

Then i hope he gets carried out of The White House by the men in white coats by force with all the cameras watching-And you think he will make it to 2020-don't make me laugh.

Remember, it's illegal to kill DDP picks. That's cheating...

 

And by not making it to 2020 i of course mean his term in office, His actual death can wait.

[Joey Russ 7,220]

Headline suggestion, how is he going toupee for his grave?

[Deathtreat23 189]

How about Trump meets his Waterloo (in light of today's debarcle with Sweden).

[Death Impends 7,963]

Took a crack at a realDonaldTrump impersonation for the subtitle, but if any good puns come up I'd be open to modification.

[Toast 16,132]

Took a crack at a realDonaldTrump impersonation for the subtitle, but if any good puns come up I'd be open to modification.

 

No fart jokes?

[Phantom 2,533]

How about Trump meets his Waterloo (in light of today's debarcle with Sweden).

The battle of Waterloo wasn't fought Sweden.