Donald J Trump

[prussianblue 1,137]

Ah well, I'm sure the rotunda will be a lovely venue. I hope he comes out with something as catchy as 'American Carnage' from his first inauguration.

[Sod's Law 500]

So after all this time, now is when he chooses to start taking sensible advice from experts? 

[Brad252 874]

You'd think Trump would know how to handle cold matters considering his marriage with Melania.

[prussianblue 1,137]

This indoor inauguration is a bit weird so far. Opening a Wizard of Oz curtain and bringing in groups of assorted dignitaries to military band music, followed by periods of awkward silence. 

[polar duck 994]

is Jill Biden crying?

[prussianblue 1,137]

Nice to see Melanoma channeling the sartorial spirit of Princess Diana.

[The Old Crem 3,794]

3 minutes ago, prussianblue said:

Nice to see Melanoma channeling the sartorial spirit of Princess Diana.

Well Trump did fancy Diana. 

[prussianblue 1,137]

The US has separation of church and state, therefore here's shitloads of religion to usher in your new leader.

This preacher is verging on blasphemous, tbh. Trump as chosen saviour.

[Lafaucheuse 4,311]

where's Jimmy ? Heard he wasn't well enough to attend…

[YoungWillz 21,722]

Instead of praying, he looked shifty, trying to see the cameras.

 

Admittedly this gathering is an assassin's wet dream - they could all be wiped out in a hail of ammo.

 

So now we hear from the guy who has more money than most Americans, pays less federal taxes than most Americans, and faces zero consequences for his crimes.

 

Remember this when the police and military are marching down your streets for deportations.

 

Gawd help you.

[prussianblue 1,137]

'Sunlight is pouring over the entire world'

He's giving the classic insanity I expected and hoped for.

[Brad252 874]

45 minutes ago, prussianblue said:

Nice to see Melanoma channeling the sartorial spirit of Princess Diana.

Putin will be getting body double tips from this "Melania" appearance.

[prussianblue 1,137]

Jesus, 'Gulf of America', taking back the Panama Canal, mission to Mars!!! 

[Commtech Sio Bibble 2,369]

Most of that speech was expected, worrying but expected. I think they worst takeaway is the repeated subtle mentions of getting his own back of the judiciary and the 'betrayers'.

[The Old Crem 3,794]

15 minutes ago, prussianblue said:

Jesus, 'Gulf of America', taking back the Panama Canal, mission to Mars!!! 

Will he himself be going on the mission to Mars? 

[Sod's Law 500]

Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America. Ooooh, with foreign policy aspirations like that, how could he not succeed?

[Sod's Law 500]

42 minutes ago, prussianblue said:

Jesus, 'Gulf of America', taking back the Panama Canal, mission to Mars!!! 

You can see the bits where Musk was left alone with the draft speech left open on a computer for ten minutes.

[Deadboy999 183]

That's Mr.President too you!

[maryportfuncity 10,794]

1 hour ago, prussianblue said:

Nice to see Melanoma channeling the sartorial spirit of Princess Diana.

 

 

That's a statement, specifically saying "don't fucking come near me!"

[prussianblue 1,137]

3 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

That's a statement, specifically saying "don't fucking come near me!"

 

There was a failed attempt that turned into an air kiss, but he succeeded in making contact after the oath, and pulled this nauseating grimace. He can't be paying her enough to make that worth it.

[Brad252 874]

Trump said "the golden age of America begins now". He forgot to add the word shower in there.

[ladyfiona 2,777]

Barron Trump looks like he wants to cry.

[Viceroy 18]

Great speech full of common sense. Hope to see the same on the steps of Number 10 in 2028/2029 by Prime Minister Farage.

 

Instead of the Panama Canal, we'll be taking the Suez Canal back. Cheers.

[JQW 310]

It's as if my grandfather's generation gave up six years of their lives for absolutely nothing.

[Brad252 874]

This is a belter: