Phantom 2,518 Posted May 3, 2007 Goat that was "married" to a man dies after choking on a plastic bag After the marriage, Rose had a male kid - but "not a human one" - BWHAHAHAHAHA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dave 0 Posted May 6, 2007 Seamus the theraputic donkey has died aged 55: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_headl...-name_page.html "A gentleman called Bill stayed on our farm cottage about four years ago and spent hours each day sitting beside Seamus, talking to him and wondering what he might be thinking. "Bill was a recovering alcoholic and his therapy in the company of Seamus gave him fresh hope." It's worth reading the rest of the article if you want a bit of a laugh (not at the demise of poor Seamus, of course, just the story itself). actually if you're aqainted with the Daily Recrd you'll know that that's one of the more serious stories you'r e likely to read about in it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted May 18, 2007 King Kong lives (and has escaped) : "I saw the animal running through the park with a woman behind him, him grabbing her forearm""Everyone was in panic, running away, screaming, wailing... " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted May 21, 2007 Man trampled by cows.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 24 Posted May 21, 2007 Man trampled by cows.... This happened to a man in the village I used to live in. The cows chased him and he tried to escape by leaping through a barbed wire fence. His coat got caught on the fence and he was stuck with his legs sticking into the cow field. The cows then deliberately stamped on his legs causing numerous breaks and some rather nasty lacerations. He was psychologically, as well as physically damaged by the whole incident and hasn't worked or gone out very much since. He wasn't a particularly nice man, he once goosed my mum at a New Years eve party whilst they were playing a game which involved putting string down ladies' blouses and up mens' trousers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 76 Posted May 22, 2007 Man trampled by cows....He wasn't a particularly nice man, he once goosed my mum at a New Years eve party whilst they were playing a game which involved putting string down ladies' blouses and up mens' trousers. Now, it would be terribly remiss of me to suggest that your mother was possibly laying herself open to inappropriate sexual advances playing such a game. Was the string attached to spoons perchance? They are a vital part of the game round our parts, especially if frozen beforehand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 24 Posted May 22, 2007 Man trampled by cows....He wasn't a particularly nice man, he once goosed my mum at a New Years eve party whilst they were playing a game which involved putting string down ladies' blouses and up mens' trousers. Now, it would be terribly remiss of me to suggest that your mother was possibly laying herself open to inappropriate sexual advances playing such a game. Was the string attached to spoons perchance? They are a vital part of the game round our parts, especially if frozen beforehand. Not remiss at all, it has happened on a few occasions, not all of them involving string. The most recent incident occured during a mammography, according to my father anyway . I can't remember whether there were spoons, I was very young at the time. I do remember that it was creosote coated string so everyone stunk afterwards and had stains on their clothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted May 23, 2007 "What do you call an angry orangutan?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
To die for 3 Posted May 24, 2007 "What do you call an angry orangutan?" Boris? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 93 Posted May 26, 2007 Oldest living Melbourne Cup winner euthenized. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted May 27, 2007 It is with great sadness that I announce the death of Puddles the Hippopotamus of San Francisco Zoo, at the age of 44. "After 43 years spent pleasing crowds and siring 16 calves at the San Francisco Zoo, Puddles the hippopotamus has died." I'm glad they remembered to put the "and" in the above sentence! Apparently Puddles and his mate Cuddles had been moved to a temporary home whilst their habitat was improved, but this obviously stressed poor Puddles out. Some "improvement" that turned out to be then! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted May 29, 2007 Chinese doctor dies after eating blowfish: http://www.radioaustralia.net.au/news/stories/s1936861.htm He obviously hadn't seen that episode of "The Simpsons" where Homer eats the blowfish. There's a certain irony in this news item: 1. Doctor catches blowfish 2. Doctor eats some of blowfish and gives some to another crew member 3. Crew member becomes ill 4. Crew member visits doctor 5. Doctor dies It doesn't state what happened to the crew member. With the doctor being Chinese and the crew member Japanese, could this be some evil plot by the doctor that backfired? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,325 Posted May 31, 2007 Sugar Puff, the world's oldest pony, has clippity clop collapsed and died at the age of 56. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted June 4, 2007 Xiang Xiang, a panda who was released into the wild after being born in captivity, has been found dead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Strangelove 14 Posted June 4, 2007 Xiang Xiang, a panda who was released into the wild after being born in captivity, has been found dead A male, he survived less than 12 months in the wild despite nearly three years of training in survival techniques and defense tactics. Absolutely priceless, what do you suppose panda 'commando school' is like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted June 4, 2007 Xiang Xiang, a panda who was released into the wild after being born in captivity, has been found dead A male, he survived less than 12 months in the wild despite nearly three years of training in survival techniques and defense tactics. Absolutely priceless, what do you suppose panda 'commando school' is like? Probably very similar to SAS training. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted June 4, 2007 Another animal story... Boy killed by komodo dragon When I was a kid I thought they were called kimono dragons & had this weird vision of a giant lizard in a silk dressing gown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
To die for 3 Posted June 4, 2007 Xiang Xiang, a panda who was released into the wild after being born in captivity, has been found dead A male, he survived less than 12 months in the wild despite nearly three years of training in survival techniques and defense tactics. Absolutely priceless, what do you suppose panda 'commando school' is like? Probably very similar to SAS training. Maybe he was just picked on for wearing the wrong type of collar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted June 4, 2007 Another animal story... Boy killed by komodo dragon When I was a kid I thought they were called kimono dragons & had this weird vision of a giant lizard in a silk dressing gown. Hmmm.... A silk dressing gown might hang quite nicely on this chap! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,437 Posted June 4, 2007 Meanwhile, down in the AI lab we've been combining the DNA of a sheep and former Carlisle captain Kevin Gray, shipped the results to Italy cos we didn't fancy being in the proximity. The video! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
To die for 3 Posted June 15, 2007 A three headed frog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 109 Posted June 15, 2007 By any chance, did father Kermit want to name him Stooges? Or is there just no humor in this? A three headed frog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 93 Posted June 20, 2007 Apparently, the town was no longer big enough for the both of them - "We," the world's longest lived two-headed snake has died. I used to have a pen that looked like them actually. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 109 Posted June 20, 2007 Two headed creatures and the many deformities of living nature. It's weird but it could be the explanation to many legends told for centuries. The science of those times thousands and thousands of years ago was little if non - existent, through the eyes of ancient people one with a deformity may have been treated as a horrific monster. Especially accounting on the prehistoric creatures that could have still been roaming around then. I'm also always interested to hear complaints of lights in the sky back to date throughout time also, even as they could have been meteorite''s and nobody would have known even if it bit them on the ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 76 Posted June 21, 2007 Apparently, the town was no longer big enough for the both of them - "We," the world's longest lived two-headed snake has died. I used to have a penis that looked like them actually. Blimey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites