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2 hours ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

 

 

So, someone remind me 

 

Does 20 Hits No Bother have her in the DDP because if s/he does I'd say that team name needs changing

 

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4 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

So, someone remind me 

 

Does 20 Hits No Bother have her in the DDP because if s/he does I'd say that team name needs changing

 

They don’t have her on their team, although they can’t get 20 hits anyways because of the nonobit of Satoru Anzaki...

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1 hour ago, Joey Russ said:

They don’t have her on their team, although they can’t get 20 hits anyways because of the nonobit of Satoru Anzaki...

 

Why are you so sure this person's death won't get a mention?  There are still over six months left in the year.

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4 hours ago, Toast said:

 

Why are you so sure this person's death won't get a mention?  There are still over six months left in the year.

 

 

Aye, a fair point - some general round up of modern approaches to death in a lefty broadsheet might throw in a line that'll count.

 

And also - if 20 Hits picks 20 stiffs there's still his/her moral argument about calling the whole thing accurately.

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Loose Women were hinting at a 'death clock test' so I held out just in case Linda was on it (she wasn't, unsurprisingly). Everyone took the test except for Coleen Nolan, who thought she would be told she was going to die next week, but she did get to find out that she's pre-diabetic.

 

Dr Hilary gave the results out and said the test gave him a life expectancy of 91, which would make him a good DL 2044 pick. In order of death date:

 

Gloria Hunniford (Dip Off Britain)

Born: 10th April 1940

Died: 16th July 2042 (aged 102)

 

Rebekah Vardy (Fester City)

Born: 17th February 1982

Died: 24th August 2071 (aged 89)

 

Stacey Solomon (I'm A Geriatric... Get Me Out of Here!)

Born: 4th October 1989

Died: 19th November 2086 (aged 97)

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I'm sorry, anyone who isn't diabetic is pre-diabetic, perhaps? :lol:

 

Meantime, here's my death clock for them:

 

Hunniford: Dead within three years - cause of death: overdosing on smugness.

 

Solomon: Dead in 20 years - she will have what will be called the "Solomon Stroke", which is what happens to a healthy person who giggles incessantly.

 

Vardy: Who the hell is this no-mark? Who cares?

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