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2 hours ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

 

 

So, someone remind me 

 

Does 20 Hits No Bother have her in the DDP because if s/he does I'd say that team name needs changing

 

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4 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

So, someone remind me 

 

Does 20 Hits No Bother have her in the DDP because if s/he does I'd say that team name needs changing

 

They don’t have her on their team, although they can’t get 20 hits anyways because of the nonobit of Satoru Anzaki...

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1 hour ago, Joey Russ said:

They don’t have her on their team, although they can’t get 20 hits anyways because of the nonobit of Satoru Anzaki...

 

Why are you so sure this person's death won't get a mention?  There are still over six months left in the year.

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4 hours ago, Toast said:

 

Why are you so sure this person's death won't get a mention?  There are still over six months left in the year.

 

 

Aye, a fair point - some general round up of modern approaches to death in a lefty broadsheet might throw in a line that'll count.

 

And also - if 20 Hits picks 20 stiffs there's still his/her moral argument about calling the whole thing accurately.

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Loose Women were hinting at a 'death clock test' so I held out just in case Linda was on it (she wasn't, unsurprisingly). Everyone took the test except for Coleen Nolan, who thought she would be told she was going to die next week, but she did get to find out that she's pre-diabetic.

 

Dr Hilary gave the results out and said the test gave him a life expectancy of 91, which would make him a good DL 2044 pick. In order of death date:

 

Gloria Hunniford (Dip Off Britain)

Born: 10th April 1940

Died: 16th July 2042 (aged 102)

 

Rebekah Vardy (Fester City)

Born: 17th February 1982

Died: 24th August 2071 (aged 89)

 

Stacey Solomon (I'm A Geriatric... Get Me Out of Here!)

Born: 4th October 1989

Died: 19th November 2086 (aged 97)

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I'm sorry, anyone who isn't diabetic is pre-diabetic, perhaps? :lol:

 

Meantime, here's my death clock for them:

 

Hunniford: Dead within three years - cause of death: overdosing on smugness.

 

Solomon: Dead in 20 years - she will have what will be called the "Solomon Stroke", which is what happens to a healthy person who giggles incessantly.

 

Vardy: Who the hell is this no-mark? Who cares?

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Watching her now on Loose Women - not as a guest but as a panellist and thinking why oh why did I put her on my list?!! 

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8 hours ago, Dead Wait said:

Watching her now on Loose Women - not as a guest but as a panellist and thinking why oh why did I put her on my list?!! 

Wishful thinking? 

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People were heavily pushing her to be on the deathlist despite being way too early in her cancer battle to kill her (see Bernie Nolan 2010/2011) which probably influenced a lot of people into picking her. 

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I hold my hands up.This was one of my few bad calls.

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Attention seeker.  Unfortunately she got mine too.

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Honestly, if I had picked Nobby Stiles over her (maybe even Devin Lima), I would’ve felt more confident in my chances in winning. But, that’s how life goes sometimes, you live and learn from your mistakes...

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On 17/07/2018 at 23:34, Sean said:

I hold my hands up.This was one of my few bad calls.

 

 

Aye, you're not alone on this, mind - she's bed blocking on my DDP line up too

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Thought she was very nasty towards an obviously distressed kim woodburn and lost some respect for her.  Whispering nasty remarks while mic is on about Kim when she was talking about being abused.  No fan of either but calling someone talentless when your a guest host on loose women is pot/kettle :lol:

 

 

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Speaking of Kim Woodburn, has anyone given her consideration? 76, always has a terrible complexion, and clearly mentally fragile.

 

Fun fact: she was born on the same day as Aretha Franklin.

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39 minutes ago, the_engineer said:

Thought she was very nasty towards an obviously distressed kim woodburn and lost some respect for her.  Whispering nasty remarks while mic is on about Kim when she was talking about being abused.  No fan of either but calling someone talentless when your a guest host on loose women is pot/kettle :lol:

 

 

 

Can you lose something you never had?

 

PS *you're

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*whispers* That's Coleen Nolan.

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2 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

*whispers* That's Coleen Nolan.

Linda Nolan with blonde hair, Coleen Nolan with black hair beside her innit

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Just now, John Key said:

Linda Nolan with blonde hair, Coleen Nolan with black hair beside her innit

Clip doesn't play.

 

All I see is Coleen. :lol:

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2 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

Clip doesn't play.

 

Hm, does here. Flash issue maybe?

tbf I have the sound off and I'm still not sure you aren't better off not being able to play it.

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5 hours ago, Grim Up North said:

 

Can you lose something you never had?

 

PS *you're

Cross-thread posting: Now I know the Nine Inch Nails song Willie Nelson might cover: Something I can never have.

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The issue ultimately was the producers Kim came on for the money and Coleen had no intention of reconciling and neither did Kim.Kim pointed out the hypocrisy of the whole set up.The Nolan have always been in the business they grew up in it.Kim is not a showbiz person by choice.She was unknown until middle age and has lived out of that bubble a lot of her life so.cant stand the facade of the whole showbiz culture.

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On Big Brother she was surrounded by scum and she wasn`t prepared to overlook it.

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