Bibliogryphon 9,569 Posted January 5, 2018 Just now, Deathray said: No secrets here. Scrambled the really shameless ones. Main Team R@yya Elli@s Leah Bracknell Mark E Smith Linda Nolan Stuart Carrington Ronnie Wood Stefan Karl Stefanson June Brown S@r@ Ch1v3rs Clive James John McCain Neil Simon George Bush Sr Eileen Derbyshire Mary Carlisle David Attenborough Joni Mitchell Vera Lynn William Roache Prince Philip Substitutes Queen Elizabeth II Eileen Derbyshire Alberto Fujimori Mary Carlisle Clint Eastwood Roberta McCain T0m Curr@n (right to die campaigner not the cricketer) P3t3r Cr0ss (terminally ill bloke) D@wn W1ls0n (terminally ill woman) M@r1@ P0w311 (terminally ill woman) Would Mary Carlisle be a good sub in case Maryy Carlisle dies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said: Would Mary Carlisle be a good sub in case Maryy Carlisle dies? Sorted. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Deathray said: No secrets here. Scrambled the really shameless ones. Main Team R@yya Elli@s Leah Bracknell Mark E Smith Linda Nolan Stuart Carrington Ronnie Wood Stefan Karl Stefanson June Brown S@r@ Ch1v3rs Clive James John McCain Neil Simon George Bush Sr Eileen Derbyshire Mary Carlisle David Attenborough Joni Mitchell Vera Lynn William Roache Prince Philip Substitutes Queen Elizabeth II Eileen Derbyshire Alberto Fujimori Mary Carlisle Clint Eastwood Roberta McCain T0m Curr@n (right to die campaigner not the cricketer) P3t3r Cr0ss (terminally ill bloke) D@wn W1ls0n (terminally ill woman) M@r1@ P0w311 (terminally ill woman) Okay I've taken the liberty of opening a Deathrace 2019 folder and setting up a teams doc 359 days early Rule three - including the bit about "once entered..." will likely roll over; so this may be a rash move once the world and his celebrity dog starts blogging about their 2018 terminal diagnosis, mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Okay I've taken the liberty of opening a Deathrace 2019 folder and setting up a teams doc 359 days early Rule three - including the bit about "once entered..." will likely roll over; so this may be a rash move once the world and his celebrity dog starts blogging about their 2018 terminal diagnosis, mind It's fine there's an extremely high chance of me having been banned from the forum by then and not able to argue, I'm amazed I'm still here to be honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,436 Posted January 5, 2018 Yer in Year 5 now AND got brought back from a ban the last time, I think that ship has passed by now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,311 Posted January 5, 2018 My 2019 entry: 1)Marieke Vervoot (Joker) 2)Leah Bracknell 3)Steffan Lewis 4)Fernando Ricksen 5)Paul Alcock 6)Johnny Clegg 7)Billy Graham 8)John McCain 9)Roberta McCain 10)Stirling Moss 11)Leslie Phillips 12)Kirk Douglas 13)Vera Lynn 14)Mark Gastineau 15)Mark E Smith 16)Liam Miller 17)Totalbiscuit 18)Sheila Mercier 19)Morgan Tsvangirai 20)Charles K Kao Subs 1)George Fernandes 2)Mazie Hirono 3)Kathleen Blanco 4)Ray Wilson 5)Nobby Stiles 6)Martin Peters 7)Trevor Peacock 8)Prunella Scales 9)Terry Jones 10)Noel Conway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted January 5, 2018 Are people really entering deathrace now? I won’t be entering till the 29th/30th Of December, which is a long time away... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,311 Posted January 5, 2018 Just now, Joey Russ said: Are people really entering deathrace now? I won’t be entering till the 29th/30th Of December, which is a long time away... Just wanted to see how many names won't make the starting line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 5, 2018 Just now, Joey Russ said: Are people really entering deathrace now? I won’t be entering till the 29th/30th Of December, which is a long time away... They are Joey. I dunno it's even running yet but I'll say here and now I've accepted Sean and Deathray and any arguments about the bit in rule three about "once entered..." will only serve to amuse people with your reticence about prematurely spunking the low-hanging wad. 2019 game on, or summat Obviously, I'm not that much of a bastard and should Deathray or Sean find themselves lacking 20 topplers because death has laid waste to their first team and generous subs bench I'll allow in enough fresh talent to make up the 20. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, msc said: Yer in Year 5 now AND got brought back from a ban the last time, I think that ship has passed by now? Have I really been on here 5 years. Jesus fucking christ, I'm an old fart. 1 minute ago, Sean said: Just wanted to see how many names won't make the starting line. Yup, we've got a competition to see who has the least names on their team by the time the competition opens. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Deathray said: Have I really been on here 5 years. Jesus fucking christ, I'm an old fart. Yup, we've got a competition to see who has the least names on their team by the time the competition opens. I was writing the post above when you wrote yours - I won't see you short of 20 in the team. But the early entry may be a little - ermmm - rash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted January 5, 2018 I had Ben Jetton, a mall Santa who died on December 29th, but it wasn't announced by his family until January 3rd. He got this obit in his local newspaper. Surely RHME applies? @maryportfuncity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,977 Posted January 5, 2018 Here is my Deathrace team for 2050 1.Donald Trump Jr 2.Dame Lena Headey 3.Barron Trump 4.Neil Patrick Harris 5.Cash Me Outside How Ba Dat Girl 6.Justin Beiber 7.Jordy 8.Will Smith 9.Dame Keira Knigtley 10.Baby Jessica 11.Jet Li 12.Spencer Pratt 13. Brooklyn Beckham Jr 14.Cher. 15.Ryan Gosling 16.Sultan Of New Kuwait 17.Ludivine Sagnier 18.North West 19.Pewde Pie 20. Senator Rebecca Black 3 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 5, 2018 21 minutes ago, Phantom of the Midway said: I had Ben Jetton, a mall Santa who died on December 29th, but it wasn't announced by his family until January 3rd. He got this obit in his local newspaper. Surely RHME applies? @maryportfuncity Aye, on it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, CaptainChorizo said: Here is my Deathrace team for 2050 1.Donald Trump Jr 2.Dame Lena Headey 3.Barron Trump 4.Neil Patrick Harris 5.Cash Me Outside How Ba Dat Girl 6.Justin Beiber 7.Jordy 8.Will Smith 9.Dame Keira Knigtley 10.Baby Jessica 11.Jet Li 12.Spencer Pratt 13. Brooklyn Beckham Jr 14.Cher. 15.Ryan Gosling 16.Sultan Of New Kuwait 17.Ludivine Sagnier 18.North West 19.Pewde Pie 20. Senator Rebecca Black No chance My team for 2031 is... 1. Humanity (in a global war caused by land shortage brought about through global warming) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted January 6, 2018 Jim Anderton's a hit here for DDT 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted January 7, 2018 France Gall is a hit for me, once an English obit appears. This'll do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 7, 2018 Seeing the above so Anderton definitely 6th and Gall early this morning local time Points on the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 7, 2018 So, one week down and a leaderboard with five people more than a third of the way to a winning total - next week brings us Ms Willow's funeral...might be a game changer. MSC - 727 Phantom of the Midway - 727 Dead Cow - 724 FixedBusiness - 722 Devon Death Trip - 720 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 8, 2018 So it's late morning in Australia on the day of a funeral we've already discussed. Seen nowt yet by way of q/o worthy press coverage. Anyone else spotted any coverage? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,084 Posted January 8, 2018 Only aussie related obit so far today is that of the death of English cricket yet again. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 8, 2018 37 minutes ago, Bentrovato said: Only aussie related obit so far today is that of the death of English cricket yet again. Aye, as the t-shirt says: All the gear, no idea 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted January 8, 2018 Is the funeral on the 9th, ie Tuesday? Because it's only 0342 Tuesday now in Melbourne. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 8, 2018 24 minutes ago, Toast said: Is the funeral on the 9th, ie Tuesday? Because it's only 0342 Tuesday now in Melbourne. Yeah, my bad - of course - they're 11-00 hours ahead of the UK, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 9, 2018 Reet - five minutes looking in the obvious places no Willow report and - therefore - that all important q/o still eludes us. Anyone know owt different? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
