MMMDP 2018

[Zsa Zsa's leg 884]

MMMDP Form Guide #11

Tessa Jowell

This British politicians was diagnosed with Glioblastoma in May of last year. Attempting treatment. Been quiet recently.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

11 hours ago, drol said:

MMMDP Form Guide #6-7 Lê Đức Anh and Đỗ Mười

 

Two old Vietnamese leaders who ruled the country during the Fall of Communism. Now hospitalized in 108 Ho Chi Minh hospital and sharing the room, while the hospital staff does everything to keep them alive. How long before we realize they are not so immortal?

And people waving the rule book around at SirC giving him the business.  It's all good.  Where is Rule 12 again?

[Grim Up North 3,727]

11 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

You know if you over-indulge....you obitable by way of local papers etc?

 

Just askin'

In my head I would have an outside chance but in reality no-one would give a toss apart from family, friends and work colleagues so no chance. 

[Spade_Cooley 9,542]

MMMDP Form Guide #12: Fred Ottman

 

 

Mistakenly reported dead on the DL already, will the Tugboat finally get towed out to sea this June? Our Fred never got his hands on a world title during his wrestling career, but can he shock the deadpooling universe and bag the MMMDP gold? Hospitalised in January and given the usual "prayers for..." social media clarion call from fellow professionals, it'd be a natural disaster if you missed him.

[Death Impends 8,008]

12 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

And people waving the rule book around at SirC giving him the business.  It's all good.  Where is Rule 12 again?

 

Might want to look for Rule 4 too.

 

These form guides aren't actually entries to the game, rather a means of keeping the thread active before the game actually starts.

[Bibliogryphon 9,592]

MMMDP Form Guide #13 Raymond Briggs

 

The Children's author and Illustrator is now 84 and has been looking increasingly frail and was awarded a CBE last year. Will the Wind Blow for Raymond this June?

[YoungWillz 21,076]

Form Guide #14 Richard O'Sullivan

 

Man About The Brinsworth House.

 

[Death Impends 8,008]

MMMDP Form Guide #15: Joe Vento

 

 

Veteran accordionist and ivory tickler who has performed with numerous industry greats, most notably Frank Sinatra. He joined the Three Suns band in 1953, a group that previously recorded the original instrumental version of "Twilight Time" (best known for the Platters's vocal version) - a time that Joe, afflicted by that double whammy of deadpooling favorites called pancreatic cancer and being 100, is in himself.

[Spade_Cooley 9,542]

MMMDP Form Guide #16: Ben Dover

 

 

From one jazz superstar to another. It's been a bit quiet from Mr Simon Drew recently since he announced he was suffering from bladder cancer last February, and who better to win this tournament than a man who has undoubtedly said "Mmm, DP" a number of times in his life. Fun fact: before turning to grumble he was a session drummer who once played with Edison Lighthouse. 

[maryportfuncity 10,658]

5 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

Form Guide #14 Richard O'Sullivan

 

Man About The Brinsworth House.

 

 

 

Oh aye, somebody should - like - start a thread in his honour

[maryportfuncity 10,658]

5 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said:

MMMDP Form Guide #16: Ben Dover

 

 

From one jazz superstar to another. It's been a bit quiet from Mr Simon Drew recently since he announced he was suffering from bladder cancer last February, and who better to win this tournament than a man who has undoubtedly said "Mmm, DP" a number of times in his life. Fun fact: before turning to grumble he was a session drummer who once played with Edison Lighthouse. 

 

The band who hit big with Love Grows

 

Awesome - never knew that

 

[maryportfuncity 10,658]

MMMDP Form Guide #17

 

 

Anne Hamilton-Byrne

 

Depressingly durable in her Alzheimer's addled dotage.One-time supremo of surreal Aussie cult The Family that collided Village of the Damned visual sensibilities with levels of care for their charges commensurate with the way gypsies are reputed to treat the homeless types they employ to lay tarmac. Perhaps the deterioration in her faculties is the reason she failed to die of shame when the documentary movie exposing her evils became a cult smash. In the twilight zone of her mid-90's and allegedly riddled with cancer but also a source of severe frustration to MPFC who's wasted vital dead pool team selection on stubborn carcass.

[maryportfuncity 10,658]

MMMDP #18

 

 

Donald Trump

 

Not exactly short of enemies and known for breaking with almost every presidential tradition held dear by his countrymen (and women). Not known as someone capable of understanding irony but - maybe - a candidate for one of the ultimate political ironies given his vocal support for gun ownership.

[Sean 6,337]

MMMDP #19

 

George H W Bush.

 

Neatly 94 oldest living and longest lived Us president.Recently widowed after 73 years of marriage.Has a history of recurrent lung infections and is currently in hospital after developing sepsis a day after Barbara 's funeral.

 

[Sean 6,337]

MMMDP #20 

 

Colin Butts

 

58 year old writer of several books including "Is Harry on the boat" also known for giving parts to Lily Allen and Danny Dyer earlier in their careers.Currently writing a book about being diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer in February 2016.Currently in a hospice and now paralysed from the waist down after the cancer spread to his spine.Has succeeded all his Doctors expectations by not dying yet.

 

 

[Joey Russ 7,229]

5 minutes ago, Sean said:

MMMDP #20 

 

Colin Butts

 

58 year old writer of several books including "Is Harry on the boat" also known for giving parts to Lily Allen and Danny Dyer earlier in their careers.Currently writing a book about being diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer in February 2016.Currently in a hospice and now paralysed from the waist down after the cancer spread to his spine.Has succeeded all his Doctors expectations by not dying yet.

 

 

Can’t seem to find anything noting that he has entered a hospice.

[Sean 6,337]

MMMDP #21

 

Cornelia Frances 

 

77 year old Australian actress best known for playing Morag Bellingham in home and away since 1988.Also hosted the Audience version of the Weakest link.Was diagnosed with bladder cancer in 2016 which has now spread to her hip and spine.

[Sean 6,337]

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1 minute ago, Joey Russ said:

Can’t seem to find anything noting that he has entered a hospice.

It is on his Facebook page.

[Sean 6,337]

He has indicated he will leave the hospice alive though.I wouldn't bet on it though.

[Joey Russ 7,229]

I’m still not finding the post on the news...

[Sean 6,337]

MMMDP #22

 

Kathleen Blanco

 

Former Governed of Louisiana who was in office when Hurricane Katrina struck in 2005.Now 75 and suffering from ocular melanoma that has spread to the liver.Was given 6 months to live in December.Some would call that perfect timing.

 

 

[Sean 6,337]

It was posted in a reply to a post he was tagged in on March 17th.Try searching Colin Butts in posts.

[msc 18,483]

 

 

 

For Joey. And others I guess.

[Joey Russ 7,229]

Ah. Surprised that has dodged the forum for so long tbh...

[Sean 6,337]

6 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

Ah. Surprised that has dodged the forum for so long tbh...

Was keeping it quiet while I was in the cup.