DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted May 18, 2018 As @Joey Russ mentioned in the pop thread, these two giants of the music scene probably deserve a thread of their own. Simon is about to stop touring and Garfunkel is a genuine eccentric, always coming up with stuff to keep us amused. I wouldn't like to guess which one will go first, but feel it is right that we have a thread in place as they progress into their autumn years. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted May 18, 2018 28 minutes ago, DevonDeathTrip said: I wouldn't like to guess which one will go first, but feel it is right that we have a thread in place as they progress into their autumn years. I look around, leaves are brown And the sky is a hazy shade of winter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted May 18, 2018 When I saw this thread there were so many obvious tag lines but I rather like the subtle one you have used - bravo! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted May 18, 2018 Q: Who will make their coffins? A: The Boxer. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,964 Posted May 18, 2018 I am a rock, I am a toooo-o-ombstone... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted May 18, 2018 And here’s to you, Mrs Robinson, the Grim Reaper loves you more than you will know, whoa-oo-oo... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted May 18, 2018 To be fair to the eccentric and sometimes inexcusably pretentious Art he has a sense of humour. At Simon's 70th birthday party he started a speech by asking which of the pair would get to sing at the other's funeral. He's also has a "library" section of his website listing every book he's read for decades. It's updated to the end of last year and ends with "How to Grow Old." So maybe he's managing his own end game with the intention of seeing Simon out. As a female friend remarked when I showed her the library section of the website at work "I'd love to meet him but I bet he was a crap shag even when he was really famous." That library section: http://www.artgarfunkel.com/library.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted May 18, 2018 No reason for this thread until either or has at least some semblance of a medical issue. Can Admins please send out a worldwide message saying no more personal threads sans at least The Sniffles being reported? And I say that knowing full well DDT started this thread. Admin privileges ought be tenuous. Thanks as always, Sir C. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted May 18, 2018 14 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: No reason for this thread until either or has at least some semblance of a medical issue. Can Admins please send out a worldwide message saying no more personal threads sans at least The Sniffles being reported? And I say that knowing full well DDT started this thread. Admin privileges ought be tenuous. Thanks as always, Sir C. Dear Everyone Please feel free to create a thread about whoever you want. However, if you don't want to upset Sir Creep, you may wish to contact him to gain his approval beforehand. Otherwise just carry on. DDT 5 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted May 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Sir Creep said: No reason for this thread until either or has at least some semblance of a medical issue. Can Admins please send out a worldwide message saying no more personal threads sans at least The Sniffles being reported? And I say that knowing full well DDT started this thread. Admin privileges ought be tenuous. Thanks as always, Sir C. Here we go again, this guy is just white trash, he makes a thread for every single white ice hockey play that has FLU, but then when real music legends are getting old, he gets upset when they get their own thread. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted May 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said: Here we go again, this guy is just white trash, he makes a thread for every single white ice hockey play that has FLU, but then when real music legends are getting old, he gets upset when they get their own thread. Aye, and in any case those involved in form study already know Garfunkel's heavy smoking stalled his singing career Link: http://www.nme.com/news/music/paul-simon-and-art-garfunkel-2-1229040 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted May 18, 2018 I wanna start a thread on Sir Creep and every one of his complaints he makes on here. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted October 13, 2018 Paul Simon is 77 today! I'm still going to call him Al.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ajlposh 549 Posted October 13, 2018 He’s going to be the musical guest on SNL tonight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted October 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, ajlposh said: He’s going to be the musical guest on SNL tonight Which one, Paul Simon or Art Garfunkel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted October 13, 2018 On 18/05/2018 at 21:48, maryportfuncity said: Aye, and in any case those involved in form study already know Garfunkel's heavy smoking stalled his singing career Link: http://www.nme.com/news/music/paul-simon-and-art-garfunkel-2-1229040 What did he smoke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ajlposh 549 Posted October 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Joey Russ said: Which one, Paul Simon or Art Garfunkel? Simon. Sorry should have specified haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted October 13, 2018 4 hours ago, bladan said: What did he smoke? Cigs AND spliffs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted October 13, 2018 Oh aye and Bit early but... Paul (77) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted October 14, 2018 Paul Simon and art Garfunkel had sex and I was there and Pul Simon killed a guy in maie and then he eat the copseand then he became a jewish mexican black supremaist and a radical femest and then he killed his famil and then he banned your mom lololololololololololololo hahshshshshshgashshahsha!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted October 14, 2018 27 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said: Paul Simon and art Garfunkel had sex and I was there and Pul Simon killed a guy in maie and then he eat the copseand then he became a jewish mexican black supremaist and a radical femest and then he killed his famil and then he banned your mom lololololololololololololo hahshshshshshgashshahsha!! That's nice, dear. 2 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted October 14, 2018 Lol I don't even remember making that comment. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted October 14, 2018 12 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said: Lol I don't even remember making that comment. I want that Irish whisky 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted October 14, 2018 3 hours ago, bladan said: I want that Irish whisky Hmm Funny you should mention that - I've spent a fair amount of the weekend reading Lemmy's autobiography and drinking Jameson Irish Whisky as I do. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites