Olveres 8 Posted March 29, 2007 From the BBC The statement issued by the Guemes hospital said Maradona was suffering from "an imbalance" and was undergoing tests. Do they mean unbalance? As in: unhinged, tapped, doolally, one step away from shoving two pencils up his nostrils and a pair of crusty Y-fronts on his head, shouting a sthz sthz sthz sthz sthz Chrissy Wibble? What new tricks can you teach me TLC? Apparently it's an imbalance he's had for just short of 21 years, it involves his right arm shooting into the air as the ball comes over and he knows he can't get his head on it. (or was it his left arm, not sure but that's what it is). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TLC 9 Posted March 29, 2007 What new tricks can you teach me TLC?To save AtJ the job, it would be most unfortunate if someone were to quote the above out of context. Ah. My answer depends on whether you're an old dog or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 29, 2007 What new tricks can you teach me TLC?To save AtJ the job, it would be most unfortunate if someone were to quote the above out of context. Ah. My answer depends on whether you're an old dog or not. On the Cartesian axes we are talking about the left side of 30 (just). Which I believe is quite old for a dog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Carlos tevez Posted March 29, 2007 This tosser has been dead for years just like me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TLC 9 Posted March 29, 2007 MY wife is dead she hasn't be alive since the 80's like a virgin and by the way i do like negrefillia any other 80's female stars in give me a call many thanks Guy Richie shut it vinny you tosser you cant act or play football Could very easily be the real Guy Richie judging by the writing style. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted March 31, 2007 Maradona "doing well" in hospital It turns out he was hospitalized from the effects of alcohol abuse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted April 3, 2007 Maradona has told his parents he wants to commit suicide, according to reports. He is suffering from acute toxic hepatitis, after drinking ten bottles of champagne, smoking cigars and over-consuming food during a two-day binge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,195 Posted April 3, 2007 Maradona has told his parents he wants to commit suicide, according to reports. He is suffering from acute toxic hepatitis, after drinking ten bottles of champagne, smoking cigars and over-consuming food during a two-day binge. One word of warning DDT, this comes from The Sun newspaper. As a result, I won't be rushing to add him to any list, not least as they think Biggs has been near death for 5 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 10, 2007 According to The Sun today, there is serious concern he'll go of multiple organ failure, just like Bestie. I nominate Peter Shilton as head mourner when he does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 8, 2007 Diego leaves clinic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,195 Posted September 8, 2007 Here's one for Brinsworth House Baiter to do a bit of undercover work... Maradona to play against England again at Villa Park Can't be a complete roll call of 20 years ago anyway, as one of the Argentines, Cuciuffo, died a couple of years back. Another ex-DL candidate, Peter Shilton, is also an original, but as he's nearing 60, I'm not sure he'll play. The original teams ARGENTINA: Pumpido, Cuciuffo , Brown, Ruggeri, Olarticoechea, Batista, Giusti, Burruchaga (76 Tapia), Enrique, Valdano, Maradona © ENGLAND: Shilton ©, G.M.Stevens, Butcher, Fenwick, Sansom, Hoddle, Steven (76 Barnes), Reid (66 Waddle), Hodge, Lineker, Beardsley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted September 13, 2007 He wanted damn near £750,000 quid according to The Sun. Eventually settled for a mere £300,000 along with the others. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,195 Posted October 8, 2007 Game Postponed so Maradona goes home and gets arrested. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted October 8, 2007 The players drafted in are thought to be happy to play in the rescheduled fixture, thought to be planned for February next year. That'll doubtless give us some entertaining speculation about whether Maradona will survive to play. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,195 Posted April 3, 2008 Maradona taken for a ride. Looks slimmed down & healthy enough for now, anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted April 4, 2008 I can't believe he is still alive! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted April 4, 2008 I can't believe he is still alive! Neither can he! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted April 4, 2008 I can't believe he is still alive! Neither can he! Um, because cheetahs are cats and cats have 9 lives! '86, we just can't let it lie can we? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted October 29, 2008 If Digga can become Argentina's national coach then surely Gazza can oust that slimy Italian currently in charge over here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted November 25, 2008 "Englishman Arrested for Trying to Decapitate Maradonna..." The aggressor added that he wanted to cut off Maradona's "little head and to make him pay". He also called the 48-year-old an "Argentine cheat."... It must be noted that there have been no reports on these events in the British press yet. i.e. utter balls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted November 25, 2008 "Englishman Arrested for Trying to Decapitate Maradonna..." The aggressor added that he wanted to cut off Maradona's "little head and to make him pay". He also called the 48-year-old an "Argentine cheat."... It must be noted that there have been no reports on these events in the British press yet. i.e. utter balls If only Shilts had shown the same level of commitment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted February 6, 2009 From 22nd-25th Feb, BBC Four is going fitba crazy fitba mad, with no less than nine programmes (mainly documentaries) devoted to the beautiful game. Most are repeats, but there's also the first TV showing of the Maradona-related In the Hands of the Gods. And that film of Zidane running around for 90 mins and getting sent off as usual. One of these days I'll just start a BBC Four thread and have done with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,195 Posted November 19, 2011 His mum has died - http://www.buenosairesherald.com/article/85073/maradonas-mother-dies-aged-81 However I doubt it will make him much of a viable candidate for any DP in 2012. I note he now works in Dubai, which has to be the best place to help the drinking problems he had, as a swift amputation would be a decent deterrent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,042 Posted November 16, 2015 Undergoes a further gastric bypass operation. Apparently recovering well. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3319805/Diego-Maradona-recovering-undergoing-gastric-bypass-Venezuela.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,521 Posted May 7, 2017 Trail-blazing football agent and the man who brought Maradona to Napoli, Jorge Cyterszpiler, has killed himself aged 58. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
