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The Curse of Ariana Grande

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Ariana Grande, tiny pop strumpet whose skintone has darkened 500% in the past five years, is clearly the Jonah of pop: people come into contact with her and drop dead seemingly instantly. As deadpoolers, we should adopt a "Thank U, Next" attitude, so here's some names to consider

 

  • Pete Davidson: Ex-boyfriend, looks like absolute shit even at the best of times, dominated the press over the weekend by apparently threatening to commit suicide on Instagram. You would have thought he'd get enough dying every week on Saturday Night Live etc etc etc
  • Marjorie Grande: Grandmother, 93 years old and a guaranteed Daily Mail QO when she passes.
  • Big Sean: Paedo-y ex, has had legal troubles in the past but apparently doing well enough to buy Slash from Guns N Roses' old house
  • Victoria Justice: It was supposed to be her... the Marty Jannetty of teen TV, has to have some possibilities as a suicide case
  • Dan Schneider: [deleted on legal grounds]
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43 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Ariana Grande, tiny pop strumpet whose skintone has darkened 500% in the past five years, is clearly the Jonah of pop: people come into contact with her and drop dead seemingly instantly. As deadpoolers, we should adopt a "Thank U, Next" attitude, so here's some names to consider

 

  • Pete Davidson: Ex-boyfriend, looks like absolute shit even at the best of times, dominated the press over the weekend by apparently threatening to commit suicide on Instagram. You would have thought he'd get enough dying every week on Saturday Night Live etc etc etc
  • Marjorie Grande: Grandmother, 93 years old and a guaranteed Daily Mail QO when she passes.
  • Big Sean: Paedo-y ex, has had legal troubles in the past but apparently doing well enough to buy Slash from Guns N Roses' old house
  • Victoria Justice: It was supposed to be her... the Marty Jannetty of teen TV, has to have some possibilities as a suicide case
  • Dan Schneider: [deleted on legal grounds]

She's a fekin jinx. 

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Getting out of the country when she returns to the UK. 

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8 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Ariana Grande, tiny pop strumpet whose skintone has darkened 500% in the past five years, is clearly the Jonah of pop: people come into contact with her and drop dead seemingly instantly. As deadpoolers, we should adopt a "Thank U, Next" attitude, so here's some names to consider

 

  • Pete Davidson: Ex-boyfriend, looks like absolute shit even at the best of times, dominated the press over the weekend by apparently threatening to commit suicide on Instagram. You would have thought he'd get enough dying every week on Saturday Night Live etc etc etc
  • Marjorie Grande: Grandmother, 93 years old and a guaranteed Daily Mail QO when she passes.
  • Big Sean: Paedo-y ex, has had legal troubles in the past but apparently doing well enough to buy Slash from Guns N Roses' old house
  • Victoria Justice: It was supposed to be her... the Marty Jannetty of teen TV, has to have some possibilities as a suicide case
  • Dan Schneider: [deleted on legal grounds]

Has Ariana Grande mental issues? 

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On 17/12/2018 at 06:54, Spade_Cooley said:

Ariana Grande, tiny pop strumpet whose skintone has darkened 500% in the past five years, is clearly the Jonah of pop: people come into contact with her and drop dead seemingly instantly. As deadpoolers, we should adopt a "Thank U, Next" attitude, so here's some names to consider

 

  • Pete Davidson: Ex-boyfriend, looks like absolute shit even at the best of times, dominated the press over the weekend by apparently threatening to commit suicide on Instagram. You would have thought he'd get enough dying every week on Saturday Night Live etc etc etc
  • Marjorie Grande: Grandmother, 93 years old and a guaranteed Daily Mail QO when she passes.
  • Big Sean: Paedo-y ex, has had legal troubles in the past but apparently doing well enough to buy Slash from Guns N Roses' old house
  • Victoria Justice: It was supposed to be her... the Marty Jannetty of teen TV, has to have some possibilities as a suicide case
  • Dan Schneider: [deleted on legal grounds]


So true.  She was talented, could actually sing, and was more fetching than basically anyone else on the WB.  How did she miss out?  Shite agent.
You may as well list all the other cast members cuz all their careers hit the skids.   I get the 'curse' thread, but really wish this was young teen tv thread, almost none of the actors circa 2000-2015 have done anything, except this whore (Ms. Grande).
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Pistol Pete rebounds back in style and is now banging Godber's daughter:

 

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