Joey Russ 7,229 Posted July 11, 2019 Sting had to cancel some concerts under doctor’s orders, so I figured now would be a good time to start a thread for him. There are plenty of bad puns out there for him when he goes... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted July 11, 2019 Don’t Stand So Close To Him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted July 11, 2019 Every (last) breath you take. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted July 12, 2019 [No sense in] Sending out an S.O.S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alt obits guy 3,371 Posted July 12, 2019 King of pain 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,727 Posted July 12, 2019 Thread tag line should be ‘Can’t Stand Losing You’ Death ‘Headline’ should be ‘Walking in Fields of Gold’ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,985 Posted July 12, 2019 All I have to say is I think A Sting death would SHOCK the world Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,149 Posted July 12, 2019 12 minutes ago, CaptainChorizo said: All I have to say is I think A Sting death would SHOCK the world Yes, would sting a bit......! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted July 12, 2019 Sting in the tail. Walking on the (clouds). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted July 12, 2019 Bring on the night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted July 12, 2019 He’s a Spirit in the Material World 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted July 12, 2019 De Do Do Do, De Da Da Dead 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,149 Posted July 12, 2019 Message from his doctor, message from his doctor...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny kiltrunner 553 Posted July 12, 2019 Oy, can we get someone to please police this thread? 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted July 12, 2019 when he goes, he gives up the ghost in the machine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted July 12, 2019 Wonder if you’ll still have to pay £200 per day for the pleasure of picking his olives (not a euphemism btw) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exu 250 Posted July 13, 2019 Born in the 50s ( dead in the 20s) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted July 13, 2019 On 12/07/2019 at 07:10, CaptainChorizo said: All I have to say is I think A Sting death would SHOCK the world Aye, especially the countless millions who've forgotten he ever existed and long since given up giving a shit about whether he's got new product out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted July 13, 2019 I'm so happy that I cant stop dying! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted July 13, 2019 Can't believe nobody's done this one yet: O Sting, where is thy death? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,067 Posted June 2, 2020 Sting's tour manager for forty years Billy Francis dead, cancer: http://www.noise11.com/news/sting-pays-tribute-to-his-tour-manager-billy-francis-20200602 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites