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Sting had to cancel some concerts under doctor’s orders, so I figured now would be a good time to start a thread for him. There are plenty of bad puns out there for him when he goes...

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Don’t Stand So Close To Him...

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Every (last) breath you take.

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[No sense in] Sending out an S.O.S.

 

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Thread tag line should be ‘Can’t Stand Losing You’

 

Death ‘Headline’ should be ‘Walking in Fields of Gold’

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All I have to say is I think A Sting death would SHOCK the world

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12 minutes ago, CaptainChorizo said:

All I have to say is I think A Sting death would SHOCK the world

 

Yes, would sting a bit......!

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Sting in the tail.

Walking on the (clouds).

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Bring on the night

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He’s a Spirit in the Material World

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De Do Do Do, De Da Da Dead 

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Message from his doctor, message from his doctor......

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Oy, can we get someone to please police this thread?

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when he goes, he gives up the ghost in the machine

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Wonder if you’ll still have to pay £200 per day for the pleasure of picking his olives (not a euphemism btw) 

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Born in the 50s ( dead in the 20s)

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On 12/07/2019 at 07:10, CaptainChorizo said:

All I have to say is I think A Sting death would SHOCK the world

 

 

Aye, especially the countless millions who've forgotten he ever existed and long since given up giving a shit about whether he's got new product out!

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I'm so happy that I cant stop dying!

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Can't believe nobody's done this one yet:

 

O Sting, where is thy death?

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