Prince Andrew

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11 hours ago, Man About The Forum said:

Lord Porchester's, right?

Was that at the same time Phil was said to be shagging the King of Spain?

 

Yeah, the Queen was quite attached to "Porchey."

 

And I haven't heard anything about Phil & the King of Spain? I heard about Diana and Juan Carlos, but nothing about Phil. 

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Ghislaine Maxwell has been made to wear paper clothes amid fears she’ll try and top herself. 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

29 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Ghislaine Maxwell has been made to wear paper clothes amid fears she’ll try and top herself. 

Well, those fucking idiots have never experienced a paper cut then.

You wait, she will slit her wrists with her paper bra.

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48 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Ghislaine Maxwell has been made to wear paper clothes amid fears she’ll try and top herself. 

It won’t matter what her clothes are made out of when the prison guards string her up.

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9 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

It won’t matter what her clothes are made out of when the prison guards string her up.

Oh, I do not see her getting to Court....

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She wants $5m bail granting as she's worried about contracting Covid in prison (surely that's her best outcome?): 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53370960

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8 hours ago, RoverAndOut said:

She wants $5m bail granting as she's worried about contracting Covid in prison (surely that's her best outcome?): 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53370960

I'm sure she can dig into the 'Maxwell pension fund' for it.

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On 10/07/2020 at 15:10, Dying Probably said:

 

Yeah, the Queen was quite attached to "Porchey."

That's why Andrew is her favourite

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She's married

 

But it's a secret who she is married to - Princess Ghislaine? 

 

That would be the story to end all royal stories.

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7 hours ago, Grim Up North said:

She's married

 

But it's a secret who she is married to - Princess Ghislaine? 

 

That would be the story to end all royal stories.

 

 

So, it's only an assumption that the bloke with her viewing the house was her husband. She swings both ways too, right? So could be male or female and could be someone outside the USA simply for the purposes of giving her the right to live somewhere she'd be hard to extradite from. 

 

Or, it could be love!

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12 hours ago, Grim Up North said:

She's married

 

But it's a secret who she is married to - Princess Ghislaine? 

 

That would be the story to end all royal stories.

 

It was in 2019 she took he house, in November so after Eppsteins 'death' . Now there's one for the right wing conspiracy theorists to get there head round and salivate over. 

 

As mpfc has said, the man appears to be Janet Marshall's husband rather than necessarily Ghislaine Maxwell. Probably someone else equally unable to live under their real name involved in this case so they invented this fabrication. 

 

If you're going to go down for trafficking kids for sex, I'd guess any fraud convictions are a minor worry. 

 

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Beatrice gets married in a ceremony so secret nobody had a chance to rock up to the roadside, throw eggs and scream NONCE!!!

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53445109

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This is a good read for those who may be unfamiliar with the background.

https://www.royalfoibles.com/the-queens-favorite-bastard/

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2 hours ago, Toast said:

This is a good read for those who may be unfamiliar with the background.

https://www.royalfoibles.com/the-queens-favorite-bastard/

 

 

NOT the face he's wearing if he's followed that link!

 

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I hadn't heard about the cock comparisons before.

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

2 minutes ago, Toast said:

I hadn't heard about the cock comparisons before.

 

 

Aye, one of those mental images you can't wish away once it's implanted. 

 

Time  was I thought Dexy's Midnight Runners could do no wrong - then...

 

 

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I live near Windsor and since around 5pm there have been people in helicopters going over my house I assume from an afterparty at Windsor Castle or Prince Andrew's house in Bagshot.

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31 minutes ago, ladyfiona said:

I live near Windsor and since around 5pm there have been people in helicopters going over my house I assume from an afterparty at Windsor Castle or Prince Andrew's house in Bagshot.

 

I'd be getting the telescopic lenses out if I you were. I'm sure the press would love 'Andrew hosts mass gathering, in latest display of his royal arrogance' headline. 

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To paraphrase Gerry Adams  "It hasn't gone away you know" 

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Decent joke in today's Guardian in a feature on jokes written for Edinburgh Fringe shows that won't now go ahead

 

"The main source of greenhouse gases in the UK at the moment comes from Prince Andrew burning his old clothes and documents!"

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Here’s a headline that’ll put you in need of therapy:

 

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Lifted from Sickipedia but...

 

Ghislaine Maxwell refuses to name her spouse. Seeing as wives cannot be compelled to testify against their husbands, I'm off to the bookies to bet on her appearing in court as Ghislaine Maxwell - Windsor...

 

AND 

 

Pizza Express to close 67 outlets. Nothing to do with Corona, just worried about Prince Andrew using them as alibis.

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I’d like to ask the Archbishop of Cunterbury if it’s also unrealistic to ask them not to be horrendous sex pests?
 

 

Also, of all the backers Andrew could get in this scandal...the Church perhaps isn’t the best.