maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted March 29, 2022 Don't be fooled by appearances, this is way more his mum giving him a helping hand today than the other way round. Once she's gone you suspect he'll be a bulky shape in the background at best. Either way, he remains out and about and available for form studying. No sign of the ex-missus, mind, she's likely luxuriating in the bath back home and running up the hot water bill at our expense. 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted March 30, 2022 Predictably... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,582 Posted March 30, 2022 25 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Predictably... The fact it’s the Daily Mail is interesting as they are the most royalist paper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted May 6, 2022 Not required for balcony duties on the big occasion this year - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61351158 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted May 14, 2022 With all due respects to the Sex Pistols re-issue the real party pooping pop hit of the summer could be Kunt and the Gang's latest - Prince Andrew is a Sweaty Nonce Link: https://www.nme.com/news/music/the-kunts-to-return-with-new-jubilee-single-prince-andrew-is-a-sweaty-nonce-3223084?fbclid=IwAR2TBiT9wRYMr5ryZBKzmzYBdL970nn8JNmxc83Xns3uDWVTfdEguuFOTzM 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted May 20, 2022 S'cuse me hogging this thread but... Just discovered this toe-tapping banger of a track: https://skull-f-ck-records.bandcamp.com/track/dj-bratch-impossible-to-sweat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted June 1, 2022 Taken on the Bish Cant PR Agency in the hope of rehabilitating his tarnished image: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted June 1, 2022 1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said: Taken on the Bish Cant PR Agency in the hope of rehabilitating his tarnished image: Stop bashing the bishop Mary! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,314 Posted June 1, 2022 I thought forgiving and forgetting about nonces was the remit of the Catholic Church. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted June 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Sean said: I thought forgiving and forgetting about nonce was the remit of the Catholic Church. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,314 Posted June 1, 2022 Shit the satirist beat me to it.Bastards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted June 1, 2022 For those in search of alternative jubilee joys, there are 19 different versions - one way and another - but this is the "hit" version: A snip at 40p, or summat https://kuntandthegang.bandcamp.com/track/prince-andrew-is-a-sweaty-nonce-single-mix AND the video: 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted June 2, 2022 Apparently has Covid and won't be attending the Thanksgiving service tomorrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 860 Posted June 2, 2022 32 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Apparently has Covid and won't be attending the Thanksgiving service tomorrow That's a shame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marlborough 5 Posted June 3, 2022 Strange timing to get COVID when it’s starting to decline and he happens to get it just before this big event which his mother is not now attending anyway. Forgive Andrew, for what he says he didn’t do anything wrong and isn’t convicted of anything! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 860 Posted June 3, 2022 Where did he catch it? Oh wait.....His chief defender the Archbishop of Canterbury is also out of action. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted June 3, 2022 That'll be #20 in our newly announced official singles charts, then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted June 13, 2022 So, it's getting lively behind the scenes, then - I'm thinking Charles and William will win this without breaking sweat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted June 13, 2022 Charles blocks Andy return....apparently with the distraction of Tasha's secret spy plan.... Could work. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arrowsmith 445 Posted June 13, 2022 5 hours ago, En Passant said: Charles blocks Andy return....apparently with the distraction of Tasha's secret spy plan.... Could work. Meh. Too old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,314 Posted June 17, 2022 Thoughts and prayers for Prince Andrew who has had to endure todays heat without sweating once. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted July 18, 2022 On 17/06/2022 at 22:56, Sean said: Thoughts and prayers for Prince Andrew who has had to endure todays heat without sweating once. As of today, I'm guessing there's paparazzi packing the hedgerows in Windsor Great Park waiting on the sweaty nonce photo that'll gift them enough cash to take a foreign holiday! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted August 28, 2022 No fucking chance as far as I can see, and Wills likely feels the same. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
