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On 12/08/2020 at 01:17, Gooseberry Crumble said:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/12374137/ed-sheeran-baby-wife-cherry-seaborn-pregnant/

 

 

 

British singer Ed Sheeran  has announced that he and his wife are to be parents for the first time. 


Born. Congratulations to them on the birth of their baby girl, Lyra Antarctica Seaborn Sheeran (not a pisstake). I believe she was indeed ‘welcomed’.

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1 hour ago, The Quim Reaper said:


Born. Congratulations to them on the birth of their baby girl, Lyra Antarctica Seaborn Sheeran (not a pisstake). I believe she was indeed ‘welcomed’.

 

Oh God. Yet another Ginga to infect the planet. 

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1 hour ago, Bentrovato said:

 

Oh God. Yet another Ginga to infect the planet. 


Odds on this being the name of their next child?

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3 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:


Born. Congratulations to them on the birth of their baby girl, Lyra Antarctica Seaborn Sheeran (not a pisstake). I believe she was indeed ‘welcomed’.

 

Going to be hard for her to query her gender alignment with those initials.

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Ryan Murphy has had another kid by surrogate.

 

 

There is certainly a baby boom going on.

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1 hour ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8694995/Rebecca-Adlington-announces-pregnant-second-child.html

 

 

British  Olympic gold winning swimmer  Rebecca Adlington  has announced she is pregnant  with her secondary  child. Her  first child with her new partner. 

Secondary child? Is that like, one you don’t really like as much as the first? 

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What's the deal with all these babies being 'welcomed'? What's it mean? Is there like an open-topped bus parade or summat, flags & bunting? Or something more low-key, like a Maitre d' saying 'welcome'?

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20 minutes ago, time said:

What's the deal with all these babies being 'welcomed'? What's it mean? Is there like an open-topped bus parade or summat, flags & bunting? Or something more low-key, like a Maitre d' saying 'welcome'?

 

Another pissy euphemism like "passed" for "died".

Whenever I see "welcomed" in a birth announcement I wonder if it's an adoption or a surrogate  birth.  Because it's an effective way of covering that up.

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1 hour ago, Toast said:

 

Another pissy euphemism like "passed" for "died".

Whenever I see "welcomed" in a birth announcement I wonder if it's an adoption or a surrogate  birth.  Because it's an effective way of covering that up.

 

 

Should load around 3 mins 40 for Dave Allen agreeing with you. (And 4 mins 35-ish for my favourite Allen line.)

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2 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Secondary child? Is that like, one you don’t really like as much as the first? 

Oops a daisy I will correct!:lol::ph34r:

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4 hours ago, msc said:

 

Should load around 3 mins 40 for Dave Allen agreeing with you. (And 4 mins 35-ish for my favourite Allen line.)

 

Same problem here with "poo".

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22 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Oops a daisy I will correct!:lol::ph34r:

No no don’t, it’s right - everyone has a favourite child, and any parent that tells you they don’t is lying. 

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These people are all made up, aren't they? 

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51 minutes ago, Toast said:

These people are all made up, aren't they? 

Nobody even noticed that I put a made up person in the Happy Birthday thread the other day :D

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1 hour ago, Toast said:

These people are all made up, aren't they? 

I'd be pretty made up if I'd acheived the level of 'fame' some of these have!

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3 hours ago, Toast said:

These people are all made up, aren't they? 

You're not heard of Twilight?:o

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15 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

You're not heard of Twilight?:o

 

Now now, don't begrudge Toast some remarkable good fortune if true!

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26 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

You're not heard of Twilight?:o

I have, love them!

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An alien reading this thread would conclude that the only fertile women on this planet appear to be blondes who wear copious amounts of make up.

 

Or at least that that is a necessary condition to be/marry a 'celebrity'.

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